I have now experienced the glory that is Captain America: Brave New World. Holy hell, was that movie atrocious. It took me a week and four viewings just to get through it. After this, I don't want to ever hear someone complain about the theatrical cut of Justice League again. At least that movie has a few entertaining moments. There's not a single scene in BNW that remotely resembles genuine creativity or integrity. This is the most soulless piece of corporate crap I think I've ever seen, at least since Fant4stic. It somehow managed to be worst than The Flash, which is a real feat. At least that movie's reshoots weren't so glaringly obvious.
The post credit scene in particular felt like it had more in common with Amazing Spider-Man 2 than anything in the MCU.
I don't know if the writing is to blame, Anthony Mackie's failure at being a lead, or a combination of the two, but Sam Wilson makes for a terrible Cap. I thought the Falcon show was the lowest he could go with his neoliberal, government stooge nonsense, but he has almost zero personality in his own movie. He hardly has any impact on events, he's just reacting to the schemes of other characters. The other characters don't fair any better. If anyone played a drinking game based on whenever someone said "cherry blossoms," they'd be dead by the end of the movie from alcohol poisoning. The endless barrage of exposition disguised as conversation was exhausting. The CGI was hilariously unfinished. And what a waste of Giancarlo Esposito.
2/10 feels too generous, but Laura Karpman's score had its moments.
Finally got around to watching this now that it's on D+
And I have to agree with most of what you said here
Outside of the decently entertaining Celestial Island action scene, there was just about nothing worthwhile here
Action was bad, story was bad, the only person even trying to act was Carl Lumbly, CGI was bad outside of red hulk (but they didn't even bother to give him proper transformation scenes, guess that would've cost too much). Isaiah was completely right for calling out Sam for working for Ross, Cap should never work
for the government. Mackie's smug smile through the whole thing made me kind of hate him. And what was that Captain America Cave they gave him and Joaquin to work out of?? Where even was that, on a military base?
Editing was bad, scenes did not flow well at all and the way characters just appeared in one place or another was jarring.
The main thing I'd disagree with in the above is the score. I thought that was horrible too.
So little redeeming about this movie, FATWS would've been an infinitely better film than this. Such an unbelievable step down from Steve's movies.
I've been disappointed in Marvel films before, but this one makes me angry with how bad it is.
Think this is at the very bottom of my MCU movie list, above only Secret Invasion in terms of overall Marvel projects