The Dark Knight Rises Design a new Cowl for Robin

[El Payaso]

Is that the royal "we"?

It is.

Whatever. You stopped making sense a while ago.

You never started.

No, I seriously didn't.

Yes you did Brad.

No, The Guard doesn't insult people, either. He's usually a little more polite than I am, too.

So he's your Batman.

Oh, double-meaning. Yay.

You got that. Yay.

You keep avoiding discussing it, actually. Like you're afraid of it.

Like i don't say or do what some sidekick say.

Yes, though I'm getting kind of tired of it. You're running out of interesting things to say.

Yes I am. But you never ahd any interesting thing to say for a starter.

In your opinion, perhaps.

No, in Paris Hilton's.

How am I a liar? I haven't said anything that isn't true, to my knowledge.

You said you never insulted:

You don't listen well, do you? Is there a problem with your reading comprehension skills? I'm going to try and explain this as clearly as I can, but I make no guarantee that you're intelligent enough to understand it. That part is beyond my control.

Insulter. Troll. Liar.

I can't stop being angry, because I never started being angry. I am very, very calm, chico. Very, very calm. Calmer than you, I think. You're getting kinda squirrely.

Maybe because you're the insulter here.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

It is.

Figures.

You never started.

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Yes you did Brad.

No, The Guard doesn't insult people, either. He's usually a little more polite than I am, too.

So he's your Batman.

Hehehe... no, I'm not his sidekick at all. We disagree on almost everything. If he's Batman, I'm Two-Face. Or vice versa. We're much the same but we don't agree on many things.

You got that. Yay.

For someone of my mental fortitude it was blindingly obvious.

Like i don't say or do what some sidekick say.

No, but you're clearly delusional if you have an imaginary sidekick who tries to give you orders...

Yes I am. But you never ahd any interesting thing to say for a starter.

I did, but only to people who read.

No, in Paris Hilton's.

Well that's a relief.

You said you never insulted:

Originally Posted by Keyser Sushi
You don't listen well, do you? Is there a problem with your reading comprehension skills? I'm going to try and explain this as clearly as I can, but I make no guarantee that you're intelligent enough to understand it. That part is beyond my control.

Insulter. Troll. Liar.

There's no insult there. I questioned your intelligence, but I didn't insult you. There's a difference.

Maybe because you're the insulter here.

Whatever you say, Ellie. Whatever you say...

 

[Ronny Shade]

So he's your Batman.

That'd be me, actually.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

That'd be me, actually.

Holy mistaken indentity, GrammarBatman!

 

[StorminNorman]

Two Shots in the Head? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

It is completely unrelated - but it is the coolest line I got

 

[Ronny Shade]

How about "I feel like a sofa, Arthur."??

 

[StorminNorman]

that would work, that would work very well actually.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

that would work, that would work very well actually.

Guide references are ALWAYS good.

 

[StorminNorman]

The fact remains that I am a perfectly safe penguin and my friend is rapidly running out of limbs!

 

[Keyser Sushi]

Two to the power of fifty thousand to one against and falling.

 

[Ronny Shade]

ummm......"42"??

I'm coming up terribly dry.

 

[StorminNorman]

It feels a bit like being drunk.

Whats wrong with being drunk?

Ask a glass of water.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Hi and welcome to the "Design a Cowl for Robin" contest which is now...you guessed it...the Quote Douglas Adams contest!

 

[StorminNorman]

only we could of managed it. I am quite proud.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Let's go for a self-congratulatory drink.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

Horse and Groom?

 

[StorminNorman]

3 Pints please.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

And quickly, please, the world's about to end.

 

[StorminNorman]

Shouldn't we put paper bags over our heads or something?

 

[Keyser Sushi]

If you like, yes.

 

[Ronny Shade]

 

[StorminNorman]

LOL Ronny.

Would it help?

 

[Ronny Shade]

nope.

 

[Keyser Sushi]

No. Excuse me, I've got to go.

 

[El Payaso]

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

You can't waste any of those.

Hehehe... no, I'm not his sidekick at all. We disagree on almost everything. If he's Batman, I'm Two-Face. Or vice versa. We're much the same but we don't agree on many things.

You wish. Maybe Two-Face Kid. "Hole, Two-Face I insulted someone. HEY! I never insulted that guy".

Two minds about everything, no mind in the skull.

For someone of my mental fortitude it was blindingly obvious.

Yes, I mean the basics cover the basics.

No, but you're clearly delusional if you have an imaginary sidekick who tries to give you orders...

You? An ilusion?

I did, but only to people who read.

Are you implying that people who don't read you, don't know what you wrote? If Seinfeld is unemployed sometime I can mail him your observations.

There's no insult there. I questioned your intelligence, but I didn't insult you. There's a difference.

Not in the way you said it.

To start an intelligent (even a dumb) debate with that it is insulting.

Maybe not having a brain makes you feel, naturally, there is nothing to insult, but that's your particular case.

Whatever you say, Ellie. Whatever you say...

Of course.