Discussion: Aliens, UFOs, And Other Space Oddities

[The Battousai]

I was answering to the OP's message. You should be wired for silence.

You're aware that this is an open forum, right?

 

[Bad Superman]

You're aware that this is an open forum, right?

I am aware of that. The point is that neither I nor the OP asked for your opinion about what you thought about me or what I believe or don't believe.

You reached a wrong conclusion by assuming you know me and my beliefs.

You don't.

 

[The Battousai]

You're taking this WAY too personally

 

[LexCorp]

Bah fake as healthy fat pies

 

[Shemtov]

So, Imagine you are contacted by an alien.
He says "I am not of your planet. I am a Kothon- from the planet you designate Leo Epsilon 4.
I am here to investigate your planet
Please, inform me of your culture and biology."
How would you respond?

 

[DarkReflections]

I would at first be scared because I dont know if this alien, is unstable or not so I decide to go to my team of expert scientists to help me and do some research, based on the signal the "Kothon" reached me on, and from there I contact him back asking him of his motives.

 

[C. Lee]

Hi Bob.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'd probably shoot him and start an interstellar war...



Just kidding.

I'd point him to the internet and tell him that what waits for him his equal parts terrifying, wonderful, and lolwut.

 

[The Battousai]

I'd ask it (not knowing if it has a gender or not) why it had bothered to talk to me, specifically - that it would make far more sense to go straight to the experts (who would have some of the greatest amounts of advanced technology, so they could be found using sensors).

Also, I'd be puzzled that this is its first question.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Well if he spoke to me in English then it would show he's got some knowledge of our culture and learned it somewhere. So I would tell him to f*** off and go back where he learned English.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd invite him into my home.
He'd wish he landed 2 miles up the road.

 

[CelticPredator]

Have sex with it.


"Understand now?"

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd give it something to phone home about.

 

[Hotwire]

Not sure what I would do, but I'm pretty sure our government would simply assume it was hostile and kill it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

No, that's something Kathy Bates would do.

 

[Wolfwood]

I'd get him a wolf shirt, he'd understand.

 

[DarkReflections]

Have sex with it.


"Understand now?"

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[SuperFerret]

I'd wonder why it's asking a human these questions. Clearly all alien lifeforms go to the dolphins.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Shank him in the neck.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Change my name to Han Solo, ask him if his name is Greedo. Make sure it's in a bar.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Change my name to Han Solo, ask him if his name is Greedo. Make sure it's in a bar.

Remember, he has to shoot first.

 

[DarkReflections]

Change my name to Han Solo, ask him if his name is Greedo. Make sure it's in a bar.

And then shoot ****ing first.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd make sure he does.

 

[Manic]

I'd say "Welcome to Earth!" then punch it in the face.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

With your radio dj voice?