Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Sava]

Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

 

[Bad Superman]

"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. Can I have it back?"

 

[DOG LIPS]

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes

Then call me when you want a MANfriend.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

Hahaha. Nice.

 

[Sava]

If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom

 

[Erzengel]

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

 

[Bad Superman]

"Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?"

 

[The FallenAngel]

If your bush needs waterin', I'm your gardener.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

[Sava]

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet

 

[Sava]

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hello, what size body bag do you wear?

 

[Sava]

If you where a door I'd slam you all night

 

[Bad Superman]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes

Then call me when you want a MANfriend.

Hahahaha

 

[Immortalfire]

You're a living parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you.

 

[Bad Superman]

"You look like a screamer to me."

 

[Sava]

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good

 

[The FallenAngel]

Well, you're a fine piece of meat. I'd like to cook you up and eat you.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

 

[Bad Superman]

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

"In my pocket, I have a 9mm pistol. I want you to exit this bar and drive back home. I will follow you home. If you do not act calm, I will not hesitate to empty this pistol into the back of your head. I want you to leave the bar, now."

works every time.

 

[DOG LIPS]

(lick your finger then touch her shirt)

Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

 

[Bad Superman]

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."