Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[DOG LIPS]

Sava: "I'd even marry your dog just to be close to you."

 

[Erzengel]

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

No? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

 

[Equint77]

Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?

 

[DOG LIPS]

You can forget about going to heaven, cause it's a sin to look that good!

 

[Erzengel]

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?

:wink:

 

[The FallenAngel]

I think I've just found the angel I want to be touched by.

 

[Erzengel]

Hi, are you legal?

 

[Sava]

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

Ha ha ha...

 

[Sava]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 

[Sava]

Ha ha ha...

it must be hard for you to hear that every week eh?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Your place or mine? Mine smells like dead bodies for some reason.

 

[The FallenAngel]

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

 

[DOG LIPS]

it must be hard for you to hear that every week eh?

Yeah, but I know deep down your mom doesn't really mean it.

 

[Sava]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

 

[Equint77]

I like the look of your crotch.

 

[DOG LIPS]

We both know I'm going to follow you home, so why not come along peacefully?

 

[Sava]

Yeah, but I know deep down your mom doesn't really mean it.

she does

 

[Sava]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

 

[Bad Superman]

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

 

[Sava]

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

 

[DOG LIPS]

If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now.

 

[Sava]

If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever

 

[DOG LIPS]

Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.