Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Zephyr Alexian]

Timmy: I've got a shovel in the trunk and some Nyquil in my front seat; that could make it less painful for you.

 

[Honey Vibe]

[first page] Oh man, Equint - haven't seen him in a long time.
What ever happened to Equint anyway??

 

[knowsbleed]

He banned himself.

 

[04nbod]

How many marshmallows can you shove up your ***?







* a banned female poster actually asked me this before.

classy



what was the answer?

 

[knowsbleed]

Well, I asked her the same question...



... 934.

 

[KenK]

"I just got outta jail, and you smell like honeysuckle!!"

Or

"Hey baby, let's go half on a rape charge!"

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Can you call 911 after I finish?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

I know you keep saying 'No' right now, but is it okay if I wait until after you flatline?

 

[knowsbleed]

I know you keep saying 'No' right now, but is it okay if I wait until after you flatline?

t:

 

[SoulManX]

"I just got outta jail, and you smell like honeysuckle!!"

Or

"Hey baby, let's go half on a rape charge!"

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Hi. I don't know you but this question could determine where our child grows up and whether or not he succeeds in life: Lifestyles or Trojan?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

*15 minutes later*

What? You mean you'll actually go with me? Um, wait a minute. . . you better not start up your car.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

"I would love to take you out sometime....you really look like you could take a punch."

 

[Abaddon]

I think you and my mother have the same shoe size.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

"Smell my finger."

 

[Abaddon]

mmm, you smell just like my sister.

 

[knowsbleed]

mmm, you smell just like my sister after she's been with my father.

 

[chaseter]

"If you are half a squimish as that goat was...this is going to still be fun."

 

[knowsbleed]

So my friend showed me some of your upskirts... I liiike.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

"I got a body in my trunk. Let's find a nice, quiet place to ditch it."

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Some guy said this to me on new years, I don't understand it, but it scared me.

"Don't be afraid, it just tastes like sour cheerios."

 

[DDS]

Who's your friend? I had her last week.

 

[knowsbleed]

I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast. No... really.

 

[knowsbleed]

I heard that boobies are filled with gravy. I brought you some biscuits.

 

[knowsbleed]

Please hold my glass eye while I look for my knife.