Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[knowsbleed]

Shhh... when you speak, breathe or act alive it ruins my fantasy.

 

[bullets]

It's not just about looks - I do appreciate you for your brain . *its nice and tasty*

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I think I'm gonna subscribe to this thread.

 

[hammy]

Haha. These guys think that they're joking, but I've heard some crazy pick up lines. Not killerish though. Mostly just stalkerish or weird.

 

[knowsbleed]

Heeey Casey, if I said you had a nice body... would you mind going to a taxidermist with me to get a price quote?

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey baby, do you like... monkeys?

 

[Captain Planet!]

*To a girl working at Dunkin Donuts*

Hey Baby, how about if I fill your donut with some vanilla cream?

 

[knowsbleed]

Your mouth and my crotch... they go together like mouths and crotches.

 

[hammy]

Heeey Casey, if I said you had a nice body... would you mind going to a taxidermist with me to get a price quote?

 

[knowsbleed]

I’m dyslexic. Fanna Wuck?

 

[knowsbleed]

Heeey baby... a/s/l?

 

[Alex The Great]

''Don't i reconize you from Superherohype.com?''

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey sexy, I smelled you all the way from where I was sitting.

 

[knowsbleed]

Your body is made up of 90 percent water... and I'm thirsty.

 

[knowsbleed]

I think the electricity between us is enough for me to smell your cooking innards.

 

[Sloth7d]

Do you want to die? Because I'll kill you if you don't get in the car....


You don't get more psycho than that.

 

[Sloth7d]

In fact, I guarantee you'll get some action if you say that.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm going home to have sex... wanna join me?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

"you got a pretty mouth der"

 

[knowsbleed]

When I kiss you tonite... I'll be thinking of what to marinade would be best to use later.

 

[Banquet]

knowsbleed, I like you.

ha!

 

[knowsbleed]

all the psychos do...




You've got big beautiful eyes. They'll get bigger when you're struggling to see in my nice cozy dark well at home. LOTIONTIME!

 

[knowsbleed]

I bet I could fit a whole apple in your mouth *wink... heats up oven*

 

[Colossal Spoons]

"She got a donk. She got a donk."

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey shawty, if you were a Transformer... I could get in your trunk