Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[knowsbleed]

I'm a very religious person. I'm all for drinking blood to get rid of my sins.

 

[knowsbleed]

Woman, "Excuse me Sir... do you know the way to..."

*thunk*

Man, "Gotcha *****!!"

 

[knowsbleed]

Your mouth would look great with my [blackout]banana nut muffin[/blackout] in it.

 

[Shemtov]

i'm gonna throw my Log into your cave and make some flames.....
I must expel some Semen. May I use your body?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

'Don't worry, me scarring your face won't change your sex life... you're still beautiful from behind.'

 

[knowsbleed]

I saw your boobs from behind... that's a plus in my book.

 

[knowsbleed]

You have beautiful eyes... I smelled them from across the room.

 

[knowsbleed]

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Your toes look pretty. Pretty tasty.

 

[knowsbleed]

I know I don't look like much now... but wait til you're all drugged up...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I miss Equint.

 

[Equint77]

I miss it here too but with all the red tape and censorship going around here..

I miss the old days.. hooterspimp, GR, that dude obsessed with Sue Storm, Good times Sargie.. you DL, Lee, Thwip and the rest.... old times.. the good times.

 

[Equint77]

You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.

Damn.. I used to be good... real good.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Any reason this just turned into the final episode of Cheers?

 

[Equint77]

you'll never know... you'll never know.

 

[Shuley]

Pick up lines don't work at all,but they are funny.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Really I've found one that worked over my years:

"Come with me if you want to live."

 

[katie_girl09]

Well, I don't know if this fits, but there was this really cracked out guy that came up to me once when I was downtown.
Him - Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a spliff wouldya?
Me - No.
Him - Oh, okay. Do you have a boyfriend though?

 

[CelticPredator]

Hey.

Want to come over my place for dinner?

Really? Ok. Medium Rare? Rare?

Oh good. NOW ****ING DIE *****! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHHH AHAHAHAH!!!!

*stab stab grunt*

 

[Shuley]

"Hold still, I wanna take your picture,I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas"

 

[Alexia Dark]

Really I've found one that worked over my years:

"Come with me if you want to live."

Bwhahahahaha.

Michael Samuelle much?




And none of you will get that.

 

[Drakon]

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Oh, right on. I had a goldfish once, but it died."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, my bad. I thought we were talking about **** that didn't matter."

 

[Majic Walrus]

Bwhahahahaha.

Michael Samuelle much?




And none of you will get that.

La Femme Nikita? I totally remember never watching that show.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Oh, right on. I had a goldfish once, but it died."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, my bad. I thought we were talking about **** that didn't matter."

One along the same line:

"Let's go back to my place."
"No. I don't want to."
"Oh! I must've forgotten."
"Forgotten."
"Yeah. Cause I don't remember asking if you wanted to."

 

[Alexia Dark]

La Femme Nikita? I totally remember never watching that show.

Wait...

 

[litlgreendude]

are you 18 or older?

no

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