Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[litlgreendude]

I would crawl through a mile of your **** just to see the hole it came out of.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wait...

I knew it was on and everytime I saw it come on I would groan and flip the channels. A quick google search told me who that dude was.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Say if Hype were to ever have a convention (Comic Con) and some of you (all of you) male Hypesters tried to hit on all the females (all three) I could see this:

"Oh so, you're____?"
"Eh, yeah, what's up? 'colon lower-case o'".

 

[Drakon]

Most of us would have either on a shirt or hat. So your point is invalid

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I know I'd have my face on.

 

[TheFuture]

"Quick, call 999!"
"Let me guess...because I've stolen your heart?"
"No, because i've got a knife."
--
"You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil.
Well, with you I feel really safe! Or perhaps I feel safe because I've
got a knife."
--
"Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? J'ai un couteau."
--
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me if I
put a knife to your head?"
--
"That's a nice dress - it would look great on my bedroom floor. Next to
my knife."
--
"Are your feet tired? 'Cos you've been running through my mind all day.
Also because I chased you with my knife."
--
"Somebody had better call God cos' he's missing an angel. Call the
police too, cos I have a knife."
--
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or will I have to show you my
knife to convince you?"
--
"There are 206 bones in the human body. How about one more? Or a knife?"
--
"I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight, but if you don't come
home with me now, I will kill your family."
--
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, walk towards the
door. Now."
--
"If you looked into a mirror holding a dozen red roses....you would see
the thirteen most beautiful things in the world. Also, me behind you
with a knife."
--
"Excuse me, but would you like to dance?"
"No."
"I'm sorry, you misheard me. I said that I've got a knife."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A restraining order sucks
I need to be close to you.

 

[Alex The Great]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

*loves this thread *

 

[Bad Superman]

My dear, my love, my everything. I want your heart. . . . . . . .on a silver platter with sautee onions, some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[Nivek]

"Hi, I met you last night when you were asleep."

"Excuse me, Are you in Dr. Saucermans 'Anger Management for Released Violent Felons' night class?"

" I would totally kill my Boyfriend/ Girlfriend to be with you!"

'I love your hair, can I taste it?"

"Excuse me, but your speaking to my future wife, and I can't let her cheat on me with you."

"Excuse me, I was trying to hack your Cell phone, but I had to comment on your beautiful Clevage pictures you deleted."

'Hi, I'm Jimmy. I have not been with a woman in 10 years. Can we go to a remote place away from crowds and talk?"

"Wow, you are so beautiful, who do I have to scar to be with you FOREVER?"

 

[knowsbleed]

*guy stares at woman*


woman, "Why are you staring at me?"

starer, "Shhh... I don't like it when women talk during sex" *continues staring*

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey, can you upload more Facebook pictures to your profile? I get bored photoshopping us together using your current ones.

 

[JStorm]

I really want to post the best one I've heard in YEARS. . but I need a Mods approval first.

 

[knowsbleed]

Go ahead and post it. I got your back.

 

[knowsbleed]

Can I have that soda can after you're done with it? Your DNA turns me on.

 

[knowsbleed]

Have you ever tried sushi? You remind me of what it smells like.

 

[knowsbleed]

You're amazing, I wonder what I can fit inside you.

 

[KevanG]

Wow I remember this. Lots of banned members in this topic. I misses dem

Anywho -

Do you have a little Canadian in you?
No
YOURE ABOUT TO!

Yur purdy *lean forward and take a big long sniff*

Nice shoes. You should have worn the red ones like the note said in the mailbox.

Have you ever seen Deliverence? Want to re-enact my favorite scene?

 

[Black Narcissus]

My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

 

[Kane52630]

Hey, wanna see me comb
my hair really fast?

Hey baby, I can tell we
both love the
same things; Me!

Oh Momma, I'm so sweet
that I've got a mouth
full of cavities.

Well baby, what's it like
looking at the man of
your dreams?

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop
or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?

Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!

Man, it must be great
being you watching me!

I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, I'm a cancer!

You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?

If loving me is wrong,
you don't wanna be right!

 

[MrWayne]

Need a quick p/u line? Just take a que from Patrick Bateman. The man is crazy for the ladies.

 

[musclesforsupes]

"Oz!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

Hey, sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?

 

[knowsbleed]

I have a pig farm at my apartment... I'll show it to you sometime soon.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'll just leave this right here...

Watch this at night before going to bed.

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