The Dark Knight Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

[SANDMAN]

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

 

[dolfan55aj]

"Well that was fun. Who's for Chinese?"

 

[Killing Joke926]

"Well that was fun. Who's for Chinese?"

*tee-hee* Love BTAS; the line would work perfectly after Joker was done making a bloody mess.t:

 

[Carnotaur3]

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"I got slimed!" t:

 

[CaptainClown]

if someone asks if your a god you say YES!

 

[2star]

Yes it's true...this man has no dick.

 

[perry normal]

I love a lot of the lines people have mentioned here. "If you don't like the movie, I've got slides" is one of my all time favorites.

I'd like to see the Killing Joke line "You're doing what any sensible man would do in these appalling conditions: you're going mad."

There was a line from one of the viral marketing sites that I really really liked.

"I find a knife is a great way to get under somebody's skin."

I can picture him with somebody tied up in a chair with a gag in their mouth monologuing to them and saying that one, almost like it was in passing, perhaps while admiring his knife.

Actually, I had a similar scene in my head recently. I bought David Bowie's first album not too long ago, and when I heard the song Please Mr Gravedigger, all I could think of was two people tied up in a basement somewhere (maybe Joker's hideout where he perfects his gas or whatever, as in The Man Who Laughs). They hear someone enter the building softly singing this song to himself. As he gets closer, and he gets to the line "And I was the wicked man who took her life away," he walks into view and they start screaming beneath their gags.

We already know Nolan likes Bowie (Played Tesla in The Prestige). I'm not saying I want Joker to be a song-and-dance man, but this song is so creepy, it seems like it would be so suiting as just the song that's in his head as he's about to raise bloody mayhem.

Here's the song, if you've never heard it.

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvqH0-2KWnQ[/YT]

 

[The Battousai]

Here's the song, if you've never heard it.

Fixed it for ya


Could I use your idea for a part of my Joker comic?

 

[majemma]

SO far i like HIS quotes in this movie



"Why SO serious"

"Come on Hit ME!!!"

Heathls delivery makes any line sound great he is really in character i am surprised since i was againts casting him....


"Let's put a smile on that face"

 

[perry normal]

Fixed it for ya


Could I use your idea for a part of my Joker comic?

Go for it! I would be very excited to see that scene actually drawn out. Let me know when it's done!

 

[CaptainClown]

"you killed captain clown... YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!"

 

[The Battousai]

Go for it! I would be very excited to see that scene actually drawn out. Let me know when it's done!

No prob I still need to write out the script for the "pre-torture" stuff, the "torture scene" and THEN I'll be able to write that one out - for continuity's sake, anyway; you never know what kind of little details you need along the way...

You want to read the first scene I've written?

 

[perry normal]

No prob I still need to write out the script for the "pre-torture" stuff, the "torture scene" and THEN I'll be able to write that one out - for continuity's sake, anyway; you never know what kind of little details you need along the way...

You want to read the first scene I've written?

Sure, PM it too me.

 

[The Battousai]

Sure, PM it too me.

It's in two parts - damn pm doesn't allow a whole lot of space...

 

[fcrowelle06]

"I've would have loved to say that you were a worthy adversary and all that, but the truth is...I really did hate your guts"

 

[FinchersGhost]

It would scare the bejeezus out of me should he sing "Row row row your boat."

 

[daredevil22]

"I just want to make the world smile....whether they want to or not.....

 

[Stotch]

"Smile, you got french's!"

 

[Armored Avenger]

"After all this time you still don't get the joke!"

Great line from Dark Victory

 

[slicendice]

From Dark Victory:

great stuff.

 

[Keymaker]

"Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke

These are great.

 

[protocida]

Batman and Joker during the interrogation:

Batman hits the Joker. He is going to hit him again:

JOKER: Rachel Dawes...

BATMAN: What?

JOKER: James Gordon...

BATMAN: ...

JOKER: Lucius Fox... hehehehehe... I may be a joker, but i'm not a idiot. Gordon was watching Falcone. He knew he was going down. Rachel Dawes was the principal lawyer agains him... And your suit, your... Batmobile... they are all old Wayne enterprises projects... I Wonder how Bruce Wayne would react he ke discovers that you are using his toys.

BATMAN: I don't...

JOKER: No, you know. That is your weakness. No one can be the Lone Rider. You NEED help to exist. And when you receive help, you drow other peoples on your storm. When you first look at Gordon or Dawes, you put everyone they love in danger.

BATMAN: You can't.

JOKER: No... I Can. I'm only here because i wanted to talk with you... You know... You changed things... Forever. There is no going back. But see, to them... You're just a Freak... Like me!

BATMAN:...

JOKER: I'm warning you. Gotham has a big importance on the final joke. And if you show up, i'll kill everybody you are associated myself. Face it, Dark Knight... You're in MY hands...

BATMAN: ...

JOKER: Oh... What's the problem, Batsy? Why so serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Stotch]

From Dark Victory:

great stuff.

HAHAHA!

 

[The Sage]

Batman and Joker during the interrogation:

Batman hits the Joker. He is going to hit him again:

JOKER: Rachel Dawes...

BATMAN: What?

JOKER: James Gordon...

BATMAN: ...

JOKER: Lucius Fox... hehehehehe... I may be a joker, but i'm not a idiot. Gordon was watching Falcone. He knew he was going down. Rachel Dawes was the principal lawyer agains him... And your suit, your... Batmobile... they are all old Wayne enterprises projects... I Wonder how Bruce Wayne would react he ke discovers that you are using his toys.

BATMAN: I don't...

JOKER: No, you know. That is your weakness. No one can be the Lone Rider. You NEED help to exist. And when you receive help, you drow other peoples on your storm. When you first look at Gordon or Dawes, you put everyone they love in danger.

BATMAN: You can't.

JOKER: No... I Can. I'm only here because i wanted to talk with you... You know... You changed things... Forever. There is no going back. But see, to them... You're just a Freak... Like me!

BATMAN:...

JOKER: I'm warning you. Gotham has a big importance on the final joke. And if you show up, i'll kill everybody you are associated myself. Face it, Dark Knight... You're in MY hands...

BATMAN: ...

JOKER: Oh... What's the problem, Batsy? Why so serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice write-up, though I would remove Joker knowing about the source of Batman's equipment.

 

[fcrowelle06]

Nice write-up, though I would remove Joker knowing about the source of Batman's equipment.

I definetly wouldn't...he is suprisingly that smart