The Dark Knight Rises Game of Tusis: Dark Sentinel vs. ParkerWayne

[Reek]

Very sound advice. Except for the part with the asterisks... that sounded awful.

I...well uh I...

You have some negative quantity of women which really just means none because there's no such thing as an actual negative quantity... anyway, about the cash... you owe me four bucks. I meant to give your mom a one, not a five.

we really need a 'Left 4 Dead crowning the witch' gif.

 

[Rapunzel]

You know I have cash and all the women.

Cash and women!!?? Foolish Parker!! Rapunzel cannot be bought this way!!

You cannot truly bribe Rapunzel away from Senty. She pretended to weaken so you could offer a bribe and she could laugh in your face!

Spoiler

unless your maybe offering Christian Bale t:

Rapunzel....but wait....I thought.....what the hell man?!?!

I was joking my liege. No bribes can bedazzle me away from the tusi's rightful ruler!!

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Except the Bale. Get him for me will you?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Heh, no I didn't. I haven't seen you post in about a month. I've been busy, and my hours are probably MUCH different from yours. I normally go to bed at around 4-6am, and wake up at around 12-1. When I look at SHH in the morning, I normally only go 1-2 pages back, unless its something crazy going on. As far as the tusi goes, I rarely even go back any pages, cause I basically know what the conversation is going to be about.

I was joking, buster. However there are other means to contact me than via the Hype!. If I'm someone worth making the effort for. But that's for you to deci - no, I'm totally ****ing worth it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I...well uh I...

!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Cash and women!!?? Foolish Parker!! Rapunzel cannot be bought this way!!

You cannot truly bribe Rapunzel away from Senty. She pretended to weaken so you could offer a bribe and she could laugh in your face!

Spoiler

unless your maybe offering Christian Bale t:

I was joking my liege. No bribes can bedazzle me away from the tusi's rightful ruler!!

Spoiler

Except the Bale. Get him for me will you?

Bale, that would be a challenge since I get any women, but males are another thing.

 

[Reek]

Cash and women!!?? Foolish Parker!! Rapunzel cannot be bought this way!!

You cannot truly bribe Rapunzel away from Senty. She pretended to weaken so you could offer a bribe and she could laugh in your face!

Spoiler

unless your maybe offering Christian Bale t:

I was joking my liege. No bribes can bedazzle me away from the tusi's rightful ruler!!

Spoiler

Except the Bale. Get him for me will you?

I'll say this once... Your allegiance is wrong. [YT]uGQF8LAmiaE[/YT]

 

[Rapunzel]

I knew you'd come around.

you're putting a gun to my head?

Are you

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Am I too much woman for you to handle Mr. Mathews? t:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bale, that would be a challenge since I get any women, but males are another thing.

I'm pretty sure it'd be a challenge, regardless the gender.

 

[Travesty]

Still one of my favorite NES games. It's challenging, yet, extremely fun/addicting. It reminds me of Mega Man with its brutal challenge, but high replay value. Oh, and the music is up there with some of the best NES games. I still think its one of the best Batman games ever made.

[YT]_wx_qdnSeYg[/YT]

 

[Reek]

you're putting a gun a to my head?

Are you

Spoiler

Am I too much woman for you to handle Mr. Mathews? t:

I'm glad you see a gun...because I clearly can't.

Oh... I'll win your allegiance in time. You have your fun with these "Rulers".
The Tusi rules itself. Live an die with honor. Not false trust in... weasels.

(no one ever uses that emoticon )

 

[Rapunzel]

I'll say this once... Your allegiance is wrong. [YT]uGQF8LAmiaE[/YT]

So you're saying .... I should follow .....Morpheus?

Or are you just trying to tell me that

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you need medication? t:

 

[Reek]

Am I too much woman for you to handle Mr. Mathews? t:

I hope you mean Mr. Parker Wayne. hes the one offering cash and women

Still one of my favorite NES games. It's challenging, yet, extremely fun/addicting. It reminds me of Mega Man with its brutal challenge, but high replay value. Oh, and the music is up there with some of the best NES games. I still think its one of the best Batman games ever made.

[YT]_wx_qdnSeYg[/YT]

Dude, that game was HARD AS HELL. It is one of those fail 1000 times... take a break... then come back and succeed the first time... and 5 minutes later....fail 1000 more times... type of games.

Remember the NES Top Gun game? I NEVER could land on the 2nd freaking level.

 

[Travesty]

Dude, that game was HARD AS HELL. It is one of those fail 1000 times... take a break... then come back and succeed the first time... and 5 minutes later....fail 1000 more times... type of games.

Remember the NES Top Gun game? I NEVER could land on the 2nd freaking level.

Top Gun was HORRIBLE. You should look up The Angry Video Game Nerd's review of that on youtbe. It's extremely funny. t:

 

[Reek]

So you're saying .... I should follow .....Morpheus?

Or are you just trying to tell me that

Spoiler

you need medication? t:

You believe what you want to believe. I'm not trying to get you to 'follow' me.

Freedom, my friend... Freedom.

I'll continue fighting for the tusi, and not these insolent fools!

[YT]yz54GILHkNg[/YT]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm team 'Tusi, too. It's the truth. We are it, and it is us. This is some good **** right here!

 

[Reek]

Top Gun was HORRIBLE. You should look up The Angry Video Game Nerd's review of that on youtbe. It's extremely funny. t:

I've seen it man. To this day, my cousin and I will randomly try to play that game. I have a nice little collection of old NES, SNES and N64(can't believe thats really old school) games.

One of my favorites is NES 'Kung Fu'...just because of the sound effects

 

[Reek]

I'm team 'Tusi, too. It's the truth. We are it, and it is us. This is some good **** right here!

Ah, a friendly companion RISES.

Who can win when the B.A.M.F. is on Team Tusi?

 

[Rapunzel]

I'm glad you see a gun...because I clearly can't.

:looks at pic again:

Oh... I'll win your allegiance in time. You have your fun with these "Rulers".
The Tusi rules itself. Live an die with honor. Not false trust in... weasels.

(no one ever uses that emoticon )

Mr. Mathews, I promise to be your Topanga as soon as the war is over and I've helped Senty secure power.

Which, at the rate this war is going, will be never.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ah, a friendly companion RISES.

Who can win when the B.A.M.F. is on Team Tusi?

I pity da fool who tries.

 

[NateHevens]

Cash and women!!?? Foolish Parker!! Rapunzel cannot be bought this way!!

You cannot truly bribe Rapunzel away from Senty. She pretended to weaken so you could offer a bribe and she could laugh in your face!

Spoiler

unless your maybe offering Christian Bale t:

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Is that what you're looking for?

I'm no good with men... I'm straight...

 

[Reek]

:looks at pic again:




Mr. Mathews, I promise to be your Topanga as soon as the war is over and I've helped Senty secure power.

Which, at the rate this war is going, will be never.

So, you want to be ruled?

Lost interest.

I pity da fool who tries.

[YT]DJnKm6ftPu0[/YT]

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Is that what you're looking for?

I'm no good with men... I'm straight...

Ah, here we go. Any 'straight' man who doesn't know what a good looking guy looks like is what we around here call a 'liar'.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm pretty sure it'd be a challenge, regardless the gender.

Sure Bamf.

 

[Rapunzel]

Spoiler

Is that what you're looking for?

I'm no good with men... I'm straight...

Purrfect!

 

[Rapunzel]

So, you want to be ruled?
Lost interest.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How could turn on me like that Cory!!??

 

[NateHevens]

Ah, here we go. Any 'straight' man who doesn't know what a good looking guy looks like is what we around here call a 'liar'.

Spoiler

It's called "envy"

Purrfect!

Glad to be of assistance.