Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - Part 13

[Sawyer]

Best part of this week's episode.

 

[Sawyer]

I feel like I'm harping on this, but...

Could these three be any more attractive?

 

[Primal Slayer]

Well...Ryder could be more attractive. He comes in at #3 in terms of most attractive ND guy. And it is to bad Jake is such a nothing character. He had so much potential.

If only Chord would CUT HIS HAIR!

 

[Sawyer]

Chord's hairstyle is almost as much of a turnoff as the hair and wardrobe they put Darren in.

But, Jacob Artist, good lawd...

 

[Schlosser85]

I will never understand why they "ugly up" Darren Criss the way they do.

And Chord just looks like a gross unwashed homeless person these days. I can't buy anyone giving him a second glance for consideration as a model. Season 2 maybe, when he looked like he practiced basic personal hygiene.

And Rachel attracted to him? Please.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Chord's hairstyle is almost as much of a turnoff as the hair and wardrobe they put Darren in.

But, Jacob Artist, good lawd...

He def. got those dance moves which i am sure helps with A LOT of thangs.

 

[Schlosser85]

I really couldn't care less about Jake's "I'm a horndog but I don't wanna be!" angst, but that number was pretty hot.

I can buy Jake plowing his way through the Cheerios before I can buy Blaine and Sam being laughably spoken of as if they're attractive (Darren and Chord can both totally be attractive, but Glee uglies them up so much that I can't even).

 

[Sawyer]

Chord with his shirt off a few episodes ago was a big bag of meh. He looked anorexic.

 

[Schlosser85]

Why would you take this:

And make it look like this:

WHY??

 

[Primal Slayer]

I will never understand why they "ugly up" Darren Criss the way they do.

And Rachel attracted to him? Please.

Me neither, he was so dashing in s2. I also can't really believe Rachel having anything with Sam except a 1 night stand, BUT I guess she has a thing with guys who arent the smartest crayons in the crayon box. Jesse was the only guy with smarts that Rachel ever was really interested in.

I really miss seeing a pinch of ND members lives in highschool outside of ND. No one is on the football/basket ball team anymore, Cheerios are basically nonexistant except for wearing that uniform everyday for no good reason nowadays.

And it is and always has been annoying how they are the only ones who happen to be in the same clubs together when we see them in a different club.

 

[Schlosser85]

I also can't really believe Rachel having anything with Sam except a 1 night stand

Honestly, at this point I wouldn't even be interested in a one-night stand with him. He just looks greasy.

 

[Sawyer]

Why would you take this:

And make it look like this:

WHY??

Ugh, Jesus.... RM, I blame you for this. I don't even know if it's your doing, but I BLAME YOU.

 

[Schlosser85]

Darren could have been like, the hottest guy on this show. And Glee has done everything possible to make him completely unattractive.

And the weirdest part is, they speak of Blaine in-universe as if he's meant to be attractive and desirable to like, everyone.

Huh?

Why take an attractive guy, make him unattractive, then have him treated like he's the most desirable guy in Lima?

Seriously, the hell are you even aiming for, Glee?

 

[Sawyer]

They took the teenage dream, turned him into Pee Wee Herman, and yet still try to convince the audience that he's the teenage dream.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Blaine Warbler was attractive

 

[Sawyer]

Oh Lawd...

Season 2:

Season 5:

They're dressing him more overtly flamboyant than Kurt at this point...

 

[Schlosser85]

As well as taken away the shreds of class and maturity he had in Season 2...

 

[Primal Slayer]

Oh Lawd...

Season 2:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5tz5LYLe1qf2dm0.png
Season 5:

They're dressing him more overtly flamboyant than Kurt at this point...

So sad. So so sad. It is pretty sad that Santana was the only character that went from barely anything and was allowed to develop naturally and not regress into some sideshow.

 

[Sawyer]

As well as taken away the shreds of class and maturity he had in Season 2...

Not to mention sanity.

 

[Schlosser85]

Yea, as if they haven't spent Seasons 3-5 tearing Blaine down into a dorky immature man-child goofball, the puppet episode just made him look like he needed to be institutionalized.

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Prison Mike]

As much as the show sucks now, I do thank it for introducing us to all the hot women who were/are on it...

 

[Schlosser85]

Naya looks kinda scary there. Too made-up. A lot hotter on the show, IMO (nowadays).

 

[Primal Slayer]

She looks a lot better when she isnt trying to make up her face with a lot of make up. She needs to go the "natural" route.

 

[Hunter Rider]