Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - - Part 14

[Sawyer]

I don't know what I'm supposed to cringe harder about, Blainofsky, Sue hypnotizing Sam to mack on Rachel, or Beiste waking up one day and realizing she's a he.

Option D: The fact that we're all still watching.

 

[Schlosser85]

True...I have a feeling it's gonna be like a group therapy session in here these last few episodes.

 

[Prison Mike]

After watching Blaine cry, I feel like I need to see some Ron Swanson video clips on YouTube

 

[Schlosser85]

Honestly....this might not necessarily have been true earlier on the show, but it's been true for a while now...Kurt could do better than Blaine.

 

[Sawyer]

Probably, but that's not particularly high praise for Kurt. I'd sooner date Artie at this rate than Blaine.

 

[Schlosser85]

Blaine just de-evolved so hard it's sad. He's like a mentally handicapped little kid anymore. With a hideous wardrobe. Even Kurt in Season 1 didn't dress that painful.

 

[Schlosser85]

It says something when Sue's ridiculously (and not in a good way) over the top and cartoonish shenanigans are more entertaining than most of what else is going on.

 

[Prison Mike]

I like that new football kid

 

[Sawyer]

Thinking back to the beginning, I remember that one of the creators (Brennan, I think) came up with the idea for this as a film and when he brought it to Murphy, Ryan convinced him that it would make a better series.

If this had just been a one-off movie, probably encapsulating the basic story of the first 13-22 episodes of the series, I wonder how much more beloved it's legacy would be than it is now as a series that got progressively worse from season to season.

 

[Sawyer]

Love (well... "Love") how melodramatic the show was about having a show get cancelled so early. In all the shows that have been cancelled within their first few episodes (and there have been a lot), I doubt any of the actors involved have been told they should never work again and then actually follow through on that.

Also, we're two songs deep on the west coast, and I've never heard either one of them before.

 

[Sawyer]

"Guys, this is so fun doing this Ed Sheeran number. So much so that we should spontaneously invite this visitor that left this school years and years ago to be the centerpiece of the song. Because why shouldn't he get more spotlight?!?"

 

[Schlosser85]

Meh, the Warblers clearly will always have a creepy cult worship of Blaine even when I'm pretty sure none of the current Warblers ever even knew him.

 

[Sawyer]

Whoa whoa, Shue and Emma have a baby? Did I completely block last season from my memory?

 

[Sawyer]

That Van Halen number legit gave me season 1 feels.

 

[Sawyer]

This fake show is the worst thing I've ever seen. It didn't deserve to be cancelled, it should've been executed.

 

[Sawyer]

"We all have girlfriends" Warbler gave me the first legit laugh tonight.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh great, Meg Griffin Tina is back.

 

[Primal Slayer]

I don't even get the Blaine worship since we never saw them win anything. Or why they suddenly need a "coach"

 

[Schlosser85]

Lol yea, the Warblers have never even had a coach before. Did they just disband the council sometime between seasons 2 and 3?

 

[Prison Mike]

How come Emma didn't show up? Did they explain her absence and I just missed it?

 

[Sawyer]

"You owe Glee Club!"

Yep. That went pretty much as expected.

 

[Sawyer]

lol at Sam's Quinn/Santana callback.

 

[Sawyer]

Three words I never expected to hear on Glee:

Tom. Brady. Fleshlight.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh good, Blaine's being a total drama queen.

 

[Sawyer]

So.... that really wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

Maybe this season won't be an entirely miserable wreck.