Musical Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - - - Part 15

[Sawyer]

Did she already give birth or is that an old pic?

 

[Primal Slayer]

She gave birth like 2-3 months ago.

 

[Sawyer]

I was just thinking about how much I ****ing hate shippers and, hey, remember when Kurtofsky was a thing some people wanted?

I suppose I shouldn't come down too hard on Kurtofsky, it being made canon couldn't have been worse than Blainofsky.

 

[Schlosser85]

Ah, Blainofsky. The ship that literally no one wanted, ever.

 

[Sawyer]

That was such an obvious case of "Hey let's break this pairing up, put one half of it with the entirely wrong person, let the audience stew in that and then see how happy they'll all be when the original pairing reunites!!!!1!" Only, they really overestimated how much I gave a s*** about Klaine by that final season, because they could've kept Blainofsky a thing, booted them both off the show and have Kurt end up with Harry Hamlin and it would've made little difference to me.

 

[Schlosser85]

They really did a bang-up job making sure nobody cared about anything by the time we finally dragged our long-suffering, abused, masochistic selves to the finish line.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i just seriously can't wait for the inevitable lifetime movie...

I totally see Murphy getting way too creepily attached to the young cast... him trying to be the "big gay brother" to Colfer.. only to have it blow up in his face... the biggest befriender is Lea who the rest of the cast hates... the drama, the hair pulling , the cat fights... to seeing murphy walk off set and just hand over the writting to novice writers who should never work in the industry again...

it's pretty clear he had very little to do with the show in the last half of the series. Murphy's shows do have a tendency to start off great and then go sour over time.. but glee fell far harder than anything else he's ever done... too sour even for murphy shows.

 

[Schlosser85]

him trying to be the "big gay brother" to Colfer.. only to have it blow up in his face

It's not hard for me to imagine Murphy trying to creepily appoint himself some big brother/pseudo father figure to Colfer, and live vicariously through him by making him his avatar on the show, and Colfer eventually getting sick of it and probably weirded out by it.

It seems obvious that Colfer eventually fell from his pedastal as one of Murphy's "favorites", because in the last few seasons, he got supplanted by Darren Criss, screentime/storyline wise, while Murphy has mentioned very recently that he is still close with Darren and Lea.

Colfer was never too shy with snarky comments about things about the show's writing that he didn't like, or being unsatisfied with some of his plotlines or lack thereof, and Murphy definitely does not seem to take criticism well. Lea and Darren sang the show's praises at every opportunity.

 

[Sawyer]

I was reading a TV Tropes entry on what they call Character Shilling and it's funny to remember how much of a hard-on this show had for Kurt in the early days (making Carole and Burt's wedding entirely about him, for example), only to push him to the sidelines in the later years.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Declawing Kurt was so sad.

 

[Sawyer]

Damn, gurl.

 

[Schlosser85]

Colfer did a great job growing up.

 

[Primal Slayer]

I wonder if he will ever go back to television full time. I see him more on cable though.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I wonder if he will ever go back to television full time. I see him more on cable though.

I honestly see him moving more behind the camera and to continue being an author.

 

[Sawyer]

For some reason, I just remembered how they stretched out Blaine/Sam/Tina/Artie's senior year to be a season and a half long and I'm retroactively rolling my eyes.

I feel like my entire relationship with the show will just be reduced to semi-regular war flashbacks about the stupid s*** they used to do.

 

[Primal Slayer]

 

[Primal Slayer]

Chord is in a new movie

 

[Sawyer]

Parker Young on that poster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chord Overstreet on that poster

 

[Schlosser85]

God, he's hideous.

 

[Sawyer]

If you're gonna grow yourself a beard like that, you better at least bulk up to the point where you're full bear. Make it worth our while, Chord.

 

[Schlosser85]

Sadly, I can't say this is too shocking.

Mark Salling arrested for possession of child pornography

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/mark-salling-arrested-child-porn-glee-1201668824/

 

[Primal Slayer]

Well.....

 

[Sawyer]

I'm really surprised. Goddammit. I always thought he was so likable...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

looks like your taste in men in poopy sweetie

 

[Sawyer]

Eh. He wasn't even in my top 3 on this show, so unless Chord turns out to be the reincarnation of Ted Bundy, I think I'm doing alright.