Musical Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - - - Part 15

[Schlosser85]

Rachel ends up with a worse version of herself.

 

[Sawyer]

Ryan Murphy giveth and Ryan Murphy taketh away.

But no no no, Ryan. Please continue to act like Klaine is the most perfect, made-for-each-other couple of all time. Get them back together and marry them within a timeframe of 15 seconds. Have everyone in the room jump on board and tell them what at OMGPERFECT couple that they are, and nothing they ever do is as stupid as we think it is. Why the hell not?

 

[Urich Leeds]

I guess my unpopular opinion is Sue Sylvester has been an incredibly stupid and often unfunny character who gets waaaaay too much screen time since like Season 3.

I agree. They Urkel'd her, IMO.

Both popular among most, but shoved in our faces until they became unbearable for everyone.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Ryan Murphy giveth and Ryan Murphy taketh away.

But no no no, Ryan. Please continue to act like Klaine is the most perfect, made-for-each-other couple of all time. Get them back together and marry them within a timeframe of 15 seconds. Have everyone in the room jump on board and tell them what at OMGPERFECT couple that they are, and nothing they ever do is as stupid as we think it is. Why the hell not?

 

[Sawyer]

Brittana's an awful couple too, by the way.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Hey, they are together and married arent they? More then I can say for Samchel.

 

[Sawyer]

Yeah, but so are Kurt and Blaine. And Sue married herself once.

So, I mean... what does that say about the concept of marriage?

 

[Primal Slayer]

Either way, they are together, ending together, Samchel is just filler for Jesse to knock her up probably.

 

[Sawyer]

Primal, can you just let me b**** about Ryan Murphy ruining all that is good and holy in this universe? Is that so much to ask?!

 

[Primal Slayer]

Primal, can you just let me b**** about Ryan Murphy ruining all that is good and holy in this universe? Is that so much to ask?!

Go on.

 

[Schlosser85]

Frankly, I feel sorry for the people in Ryan Murphy's personal life if his warped view of relationships on Glee are anything to go by. He acts like he's never had a relationship in his life.

 

[Primal Slayer]

I can only imagine how his kid is going to grow up.

 

[Sawyer]

I feel worse for the gay kids growing up watching Glee, who think that Kurt and Blaine's relationship is in any way an ideal one.

 

[Schlosser85]

Or the lesbians who think it's romantic for Santana to marry someone who makes Becky look like Stephen Hawking.

 

[Sawyer]

Or the kids with down syndrome that think calling everyone they meet "b****", "sl**" and whatnot will get them anywhere in life.

 

[Sawyer]

Seriously, the tagline of this show should be: "Please, do not idolize ANY of these characters".

 

[Primal Slayer]

Or the grownups who think acting like Sue will make them successful......

 

[Schlosser85]

Or the cheerleading coaches who let Glee lead them to believe they can throw people down flights of stairs, build false elevators to hold people prisoner and force them into sexual situations via creepy dolls, or shoot cheerleaders out of cannons.

 

[Schlosser85]

Or the teachers who think making a student the best man at your wedding, taking your students with you to sing to your runaway bride, twerking with your students in the hallways, and suspending a girl recovering from an eating disorder for refusing to dress in a shell bikini is appropriate behavior. Hell, Teacher of the Year material!

 

[Schlosser85]

Or the women with image issues who really saw themselves in Coach Beiste and now become convinced they must actually want to be men, deep down inside, because Glee taught us you can't be a woman who looks, talks, and acts like Beiste without wanting to be a man (after a few seasons of teaching us the exact opposite, but hey, what are ya gonna do).

 

[Schlosser85]

And that being a closeted lesbian or having Downs Syndrome is a free pass for being a ***** to everyone within a 100 foot radius.

 

[Schlosser85]

Or the kids who are influenced to come to school wearing **** like this.

 

[Sawyer]

In fairness, I don't think any adults that didn't already have psychotic tendencies would look at a character like Sue and say "Sure, that's something I aspire to be."

 

[Schlosser85]

Or that proposing to your EX boyfriend or girlfriend without even getting back together with them first is ROMANTIC. And that marriage is a magical cure all, and you don't need to actually work on your relationship problems.

 

[Schlosser85]

Honestly, this last season is making me feel like Andrea Carmichael: