Musical Glee Episode V: The Sylvester Strikes Back - - - - - - Part 15

[Sawyer]

Because I feel like none of you responded appropriately to how much of an improvement bearded Matthew Morrison is over Schuester Matthew Morrison...

 

[Sawyer]

Gurl whet?

 

[Sithborg]

I guess humor really does work.

Look at Seth Green's wife.

 

[Schlosser85]

I don't see how humor would help Spade considering he's never been funny.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Oh Naya....

 

[Sawyer]

Maybe he has a big d***.

Otherwise, I'm stumped.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I guess humor really does work.

Look at Seth Green's wife.

yeah... but Seth Green is actually cute

this.. this feels like an elaborate april fools prank

and my eyes now need bleached

 

[RockSP]

Didn't know she was divorced, though it's not surprising. Broke up with Big Sean and was married to some other guy 10 seconds later, lol.

 

[Sawyer]

So Lea says the worst number they did was "What Does the Fox Say". Ryan said it was "Gangnam Style". I think we can all agree that chasing trends on this show made for f***ing garbage fires.

 

[Sawyer]

I just clutched my pearls.

 

[Primal Slayer]

 

[Sawyer]

Don't you.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

*drools

 

[Sawyer]

Why is he doing this?

I'm legitimately bereaved.

 

[Schlosser85]

Going for that early 1990s Brad Pitt look?

 

[Primal Slayer]

Oh guppy lips....

 

[Sawyer]

It's horrible.

 

[Sawyer]

That picture Darren posted to his instagram easily erased every one of Blaine's seasons after S2 for me, and now he can get it anytime he wants.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Even I was strangely turned on by that picture.

 

[Sawyer]

Considering Chord's still got that ugly ass hair, I think that puts Darren at #1 for me in terms of Glee guys.

Though, whether or not Matthew Morrison has a beard is something to consider as well...

 

[Primal Slayer]

Chord cut off his locks.

 

[Sawyer]

Well it is good that he's freed himself of that sin, but I'll still give Darren the edge at this particular moment in time.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Oh yeah totally. Darrin for once made me go "DAMN!"

 

[Sawyer]

I have no idea how the hell this show still has a foothold on my subconscious, but I had a dream last night that McKinley students forcefully disrupted a ND performance and Sue was so aghast at the behavior that she held some sort of assembly about it. And my first thought-- MID DREAM-- was that the next week's episode would open with her pelting ND with paintballs without a care in the world about anything she just said.

I know you, Ryan. I f***ing know you.


Also Eric Trump and Don Jr. were there.

 

[Schlosser85]

Well if Glee was still on you know it'd be mocking Trump.

The Sue stuff sounds spot on.