Loved the Episode. Very original idea to introduce each "scene" with a monologue. It kinda setup the entire story with an underlaying backtone ya know it's like it would be in the script. here's a list of quotations and who said them. i don't know where they are from cause i'm not a shakespearian scholar.
Well, I can help out
"by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes" - Glory Grant
From Macbeth, Act IV, scene 1. Spoken by the Second Witch when Macbeth approaches.
"Presume not that I am the thing I was, for I have turned away my former self" - Harry Osborn
Henry IV, part 2. Act V, scene 5. Spoken by Henry V (formerly Prince Henry, a.k.a. Prince Harry, or Hal) to Falstaff. And the actual quote from the play is:
"Presume not that I am the thing I was;
For God doth know, so shall the world perceive,
That I have turned away my former self;
So I will those that kept me company."
"Reputation, Reputation, Reputation. Oh I have lost my reputation, I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial" - Kenny Kong
From Othello, Act 2, scene 3. Spoken by Cassio to Iago.
"Why shoes thou sugar on that bottled spider, who's deadly web ensareth thee about, fool, fool the day will come to curse this venomous bunch bagged toad" - Sha Shan
From Richard III, Act 1, scene 3. Spoken by Queen Margaret to Queen Elizabeth. The actual quote from the play is:
"Poor painted queen, vain flourish of my
fortune!
Why strew'st thou sugar on that bottled spider
Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about?
Fool, fool! thou whet'st a knife to kill thyself.
The day will come that thou shalt wish for me
To help thee curse this poisonous bunch-back'd toad."
"A villian, villian, smiley cursed villian, at one might smile and smile and be a villian. GO VILLIAN" - Sally
From Hamlet, Act I, scene V. Spoken by Hamlet. The actual lines from the play are:
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables! Meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark."
"Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt doth the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt my love" - Mary Jane
From Hamlet, Act II, scene 2. Spoken by Polonius, reading a love letter from Hamlet to Polonius' daughter, Ophelia, to Claudius and Gertrude, King and Queen of Denmark.
"Oh it is excellent to have a giant's strength but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant" - Liz Allen
From Measure for Measure, Act II, scene 2. Spoken by Isabella to Angelo.
"I will be brief, your noble son is mad, mad, call I it. for to define true madness what is to be nothing else but mad" - Flash Thompson
From Hamlet, Act II, scene 2. Spoken by Polonius to Claudius and Gertrude, King and Queen of Denmark.
Also, in the taxi cab, J. Jonah Jameson utters the line "O, what a tangled web we weave," from the lines:
"Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!"
Which people often mistakenly attribute to William Shakespeare, when it reality it's from the poem, "Marmion," by Sir Walter Scott. (Which is quite fitting for Jameson since he frequently gets things wrong).
You may now call me a "show off," now.
