I have questions
first question, if your team of producers is covering the budget, why do you need people to give you money
second question, I notice your website is just people entering their email address and the amount of money they'll give, but they don't actually give you money
third question, what
fourth question, seriously, what the hell
okay fifth question, you now have over six million dollars (!) pledged, but on june 15th you ran a poll which got 15 people
are those 15 people giving you around $400k each, and if you, can you introduce me to these people, I could use some cash, I'm a little light
sixth question, are you high, and how high are you, and on what? okay that's a three-part question, I apologize
seventh question, are you okay?
eighth question, will your movie make more or less than the 1.3 billion dollars the last jedi made
or do you have a different profit metric in mind, like cookies, or midichlorians
question nine
please prove that the best writing is done by committee
show your work
doodles are permissible, as long as they are suitably hilarious and/or of dongs
big question ten
why would people who loved the movie go and then... rewrite the movie
like, why
are they also high
did you get them high on yard mushrooms or brake line cleaner or what
question eleven and hey thanks for being patient with these
you're going to keep carrie fisher in the film, which is great, really an honor
but ummm
ahhhh
trying to ask this delicately but have you read the news? google-searched her recently? omg are you ghostbusters
question eleven-and-a-half
if you ARE ghostbusters, are you MEN ghostbusters
are LADY GHOSTBUSTERS a no-go in your clubhouse?
I sorta know the answer to this one already, I'm just playing
question twelve
you have lawyers, right
question thirteen
will luke be a cool incel
will he be an awesome hero-bro who has no time for the new Empire of Sithy Justice Warriors who have arisen to plague the galaxy
or maybe he'll fight Soyth Lords
get it
soy
because, I dunno, soy
question fourteen who's doing your CGI
is it Steve from next door
Steve, that guy can really CGI up some hot, sassy memes
question fifteen
okay this is really more a comment than a question
but two words
just hear me out
two words
"BUFF YODA"
numero sixteen
let's talk about these rad rewards
the personalized lightsaber, will that be like, the lightsaber hums my name, or will you just write my name on it in Sharpie like I'm in Starbucks or what
numero sixteen part two
where will the premiere be held
hollywood? volcano lair? skellig michael? steve's mom's basement? orrrr
here it is, question seventeen, and we're almost done here, thanks for taking the time
have you thought about, like, just
NOT remaking the movie
like you've got millions of dollars already, you could go and buy all kinds of cool **** with that, like, jet-skis and
I dunno, more jet-skis
OMG you could buy a ROBOT CHEWBACCA
think about it
forget the remake, just make a ROBOT CHEWBACCA who is your pal and who will carry you to safety and help you bring groceries in from the car
surely that is a good idea, we can split the profits, you and me
#RobotChewbacca
or you could remake a whole buncha other movies
you could remake GHOSTBUSTERS again but with all guys, maybe just four Bruce Willises running around with proton packs saying cool lines about being cool dudes
like YIPPIE KAY AY SLIMER ****ER
k that's not great, we'll work on it
what about GREMLINS 3
if you guys are rolling in cash, let's get together, get your producers with my producers* and we'll just make this ****ing other movie instead
*my producers are these of possums, but they're rich, it's cool
AAAAANYway thanks for answering my questions, the world is really looking forward to your
*checks notes*
remake of THE LAST JEDI, which isn't weird at all and is a totally normal thing to want and claim to be able to do
*squints*
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