Agreed. Routh and Spacey were about the only good things in Superman Returns.
Superman Returns is probably one of the strangest movies (let alone superhero movies) I've seen. I don't even know what to think of it anymore. It's two hours and 20 minutes of absolutely nothing. There's no real conflict, no real threat. The characters are wooden, and don't really do anything.
If someone asks you for a summary of Superman Returns, I'd be at a loss for words to explain it, "um Superman returns from Krypton where he went to at some point we don't know for who knows how long for some unknown reason but he's back and then comes back where people don't want him around, so he stalks people, including Lois, and then has to lift a mountain of Kryptonite out of the ocean, and then dies, but not really, and then he stops stalking people."
This pretty much explains my major beef with the film.
Everyone was wooden. Even Kate Bosworth, who is known to really do a good job acting, sorta sleep walked through it.
But there wasn't much that actually happened on screen that was worth anything...
They all talked about stuff. That's good for a more intellectual film like Singer's very good The Usual Suspects. Yeah, that film had some action but there was also a hell of a lot of talking.
I saw a good quote on twitter the other day, which fits probably any action film:
If you have two characters sitting at the kitchen table talking, one of them better be holding a gun.
There has to be some menace, some real danger, when you have a bad guy doing bad things.
What was Lex's goal? A real estate scam?
Really? Was that really worth killing tens of thousands over? That might have worked in 1978 back when Lex Luthor was a characature, but in today's world that doesn't really work quite so well.
Movies and TV have become far more sophisticated, even action films and kids' movies show more sophistication than that. There has to be real peril, something really worth killing someone over, for the menace to be believable.
That movie lacked any sense of real rising stakes and the plot was contrived and lacked any real emotional depth. Meh.
I hated it from the first time I saw it and it wasn't because Tom wasn't in it. No, when I heard about what the plans were there was a point when I was glad Tom wasn't going to be in it. What a terrible script...
While there was some nice things about it, the production design, cimatography and special effects were all outstanding, but the story was such a downer.
If the kids hadn't been in the theatre with me, I would have walked out about halfway through when I realized I didn't give a crap what happened to anyone in the film, there was just zero emotional investment in any character for me. The person I liked the most was Richard and he was barely in it.
I never walk out, ever, it would have been a first, but I wouldn't have regretted doing it. I had better things to do with my time.