Hype News Strikes Back!

[Erzengel]

Mee, Mee, Mee, I need to give you a list of stories to work on so that you never come into my office and say "Gee, Mr. Erzengel, I don't know what to write about today."

If I give you 10 stories in like 2 hours, I know that'll keep you busy for a few weeks, Mee. This is how the business is. But I have extreme faith in your abilities.

 

[Showtime]

Please, no.

They won't listen to me anyway, I have 3 numbers in my name. Oh...wait...sorry.

 

[PWN3R]

Mee stop everything and begin working on:

StarWarsAgent: "The Man Who Dared to Love"

 

[Immortalfire]

Ghostrider 87: A Closer Look

Pulitzer.

 

[Carcharodon]

They won't listen to me anyway, I have 3 numbers in my name. Oh...wait...sorry.

I have three (different) numbers in mine.

 

[BRUTAL]

... and you're both lame for even having numbers at all.

 

[Mee]

-The opinions expressed by BRUTAL, are not always shared by Hype News.-​

 

[Carcharodon]

... and you're both lame for even having numbers at all.

*Beats BRUTAL over the head 2003 times with the number 2003*

 

[Immortalfire]

Only The Lonely: An Indepth Exclusive on GoldenAgeHero

 

[BRUTAL]

Ever the diplomat

 

[Erzengel]

Money Can Buy You Love: Up close and personal with blind_fury expose.

 

[Showtime]

... and you're both lame for even having numbers at all.

So less numbers doesnt = less lame?

What about all CAPS?

 

[Carcharodon]

Lame x 2003.

 

[BRUTAL]

CAPS = Better than you.

 

[PWN3R]

So less numbers doesnt = less lame?

What about all CAPS?

Lame x 2003.

So like I'm just a glorious collection of lameness?

 

[Erzengel]

Ugh, not as bad but mish mosh name. I mean okay you can't be Batman, Dark Knight Detective, Spider-man etc. But don't make your name Ultimate Dark Knight Spiderguy Dude.

 

[Carcharodon]

So like I'm just a glorious collection of lameness?

I don't know if 1337 is considered lame or not...maybe they cancel.

 

[Fran]

-The opinions expressed by BRUTAL, are not always shared by Hype News.-​

You could have a column for him. Like, "BRUTAL thoughts" or something. Kinda like sports columnists.

 

[Showtime]

CAPS = Better than you.

Damn.

 

[Mee]

You could have a column for him. Like, "BRUTAL thoughts" or something. Kinda like sports columnists.

He could be like the Bill O' Reilly of Hype News.

 

[Fran]

But I don't think BRUTAL is racist.

 

[BRUTAL]

He could be like the Bill O' Reilly of Hype News.

Take this back immediately.

 

[Mee]

But I don't think BRUTAL is racist.

Racist against number names.

 

[Erzengel]

Everytime he talks to me he adds extra "r"s in his words.

 

[BRUTAL]

Everytime he talks to me he adds extra "r"s in his words.

Only half the time