Hypepocalypse

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 1

Cmill sat at his computer studying an email,it was from a source who went by the name of Twitch
Doglips sat near by polishing his sniper rifle while Sabre and FA played cards
Jolie was busy having her breakfast as she was always a late riser and Soc sat in his usual corner brooding

Doglips:"So what's the skinny Cmill ?"

Cmill:"Twitch wants to meet,he says he has some info on a way to get our hands on the layout of the comingsoon inner sanctum"

Doglips:"If we can get that and enter their database we can re-index it and restore the Hype!"

Cmill:"Yup,weve' waited a long time to find a way through the labrynth of traps that is their HQ"

FA:"Haha! Joo fools really tink dat u can trust dis Twitch ? he is prolly on da make setting you schmucks up"

Cmill:"I used Twitch as a source long before the bland bomb was dropped plus Triple5 says the last piece of info he gave the S.K.A.N.K.S led to them getting a nice stash of genetically engineered brain cells that they sold to AICN talkback for a tidy sum"

Doglips:"EXACTLY,now shut ya yap FA and go listen to your David Hasselfhoff album while the grown folks talk"

FA:"Joo shut up your hole Doglips or i stretch it like Tzarinna's cheeks on her last movie"

Sabre:"Yo yo yo! what you all fronting over G's ? Cmill be creeping wit dat Triple5 honey,she probably playing him like a LL joint........Word"

Cmill:"Hardly,we understand our relationship quite well thank you bling for brains"

Sabre:"Aw no you didn't,peep this homie....FA give me a beat..."

"ya frontin on me homie,i'll scratch ya like an itch
"Ya wanna step to me i'll treat ya like a b1tch"
"Ya panties in a bunch cos ya chick wanna creep wit me"
"Ya screw like miichael Jackson I screw like Bily Dee"
"I hit ya with rhymes like a d1ck to ya butt"
"You be playing whith yo'self while i'm bouncing with ya ****"
"...Word Life..."
​

Doglips:"Ok that's enough,lets focus here,as soon as our fearless leader returns we will make a plan on what to do about this Twitch info"

Soc:"You 2 and your pleasures of the flesh,until your souls are alligned with the alpha and omega it will forever be a void in your world,like a sore weeping puss or a an infected gash in your directionless lives"

Jolie:"Awwwwwwwww Soc the flesh can be a lot of fun y'know ?"

Soc:"It's an inconsequential aside to the bigger tapestry of the soul"

Cmill:"It's a wonder your not in constant pain with that giant stick up your ass"

Soc:"My pain is eternal"

Across town C Lee and Mister J arrived at NDX and JAL's shop to pick up some fresh clothes,when they got there Bella and Tzarinna were collecting their order

C Lee:"Morning ladies,how are you today ?"

Tzarinna:"Wet"

she licked her lips

Mister J:"..........."

Tzarinna:"hahahha it was raining this mornig big boy,you can lower the mast now"

Bella:"Oh Tza you are such a tease,we are fine C Lee thanks for asking"

Mister J:"What did you do last night ?"

C Lee:"J!"

Bella:"It's ok,me Kmack and the whipped cream had a great night"

Mister J:"Oh yeah that's what im talkin' bout"t:

Just then JAL came from the back with their clothes

JAL:"Righty o ladies here are the garments you ordered and ive packed Kmacks leather thongs seperate to keep the fresh smell"

Bella:"Thanks JAL...see ya later fella's"

Tzarinna:"Yup i'll think of you when im alone with my *****saurus Mister J"

Mister J:"Oh good god there goes another set of draws"

Just then NDX came into the front of the shop

NDX:"Morning my dears,i know you have a meet with green when you leave here and i was hoping to catch a lift as these heels are murder to walk in and i need to see him"

JAL:"Have you moisturized your ass this morning Nexy ?"

NDX:"Yes mother"

JAL:" Well you know it chaifs in those pants when your are wearing your Elton thongs"

NDX:"Ok.......thanks"

C Lee:"You got our order there JAL,we need to get going ?"

JAL brought their order from the back and they made their way out to the car,an oldschool 67 Mustang,They set of towards green's

Mister J:"Woah,check the rear view big guy,we got company"

C Lee pulled his shotgun out of his coat and cocked it

C Lee:"Looks like betsy is gonna be seeing some action"


To Be Continued...............

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Cmill:"Hardly,we understand our relationship quite well thank you bling for brains"

Sabre:"Aw no you didn't,peep this homie....FA give me a beat..."

"ya frontin on me homie,i'll scratch ya like an itch​

"Ya wanna step to me i'll treat ya like a b1tch"
"Ya panties in a bunch cos ya chick wanna creep wit me"
"Ya screw like miichael Jackson I screw like Bily Dee"
"I hit ya with rhymes like a d1ck to ya butt"
"You be playing whith yo'self while i'm bouncing with ya ****"
"...Word Life..."

t: t: LMFAO!! I might have to steal this little ditty, it's a gem.

Awww everyone wants to be the stud and no one wants to diversify

Feel free to pimp out the ol dirty Sentinel anytime homey!!

 

[The FallenAngel]

Awesome hunter.

 

[green]

a nice stash of genetically engineered brain cells that they sold to AICN talkback for a tidy sum

t: t: t:



Hunter you crack me up.

 

[Mister J]

Whipped cream, sex toys and thongs. Oh my!

Good stuff, Mr. rider.

 

[Cmill216]

Oh...my....lord.....

 

[Sabretooth]

LOL! I'm loving this wangsta character.

 

[Kmack]

"ya frontin on me homie,i'll scratch ya like an itch
"Ya wanna step to me i'll treat ya like a b1tch"
"Ya panties in a bunch cos ya chick wanna creep wit me"
"Ya screw like miichael Jackson I screw like Bily Dee"
"I hit ya with rhymes like a d1ck to ya butt"
"You be playing whith yo'self while i'm bouncing with ya ****"
"...Word Life..."
​

Quite possibly the best thing I have ever read up:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL:"Have you moisturized your ass this morning Nexy ?"

NDX:"Yes mother"

JAL:" Well you know it chaifs in those pants when your are wearing your Elton thongs"

NDX:"Ok.......thanks"

 

[enterthemadness]

Good chapter, HR.

 

[tzarinna]

Ooo,love where this is going. t:

 

[Hunter Rider]

Quite possibly the best thing I have ever read

Awww Kmack i :heart: you

 

[NDX]

Awww everyone wants to be the stud and no one wants to diversify

But it's JAL. WHY JAL?!?!

I hate you, I really hate you.

 

[Bad Superman]

H does it again.

 

[Hunter Rider]

t: t: LMFAO!! I might have to steal this little ditty, it's a gem.

Feel free to pimp out the ol dirty Sentinel anytime homey!!

I have a role in mind for you

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 2

Mister J slammed on the breaks and yanked on the handbrake,the Mustang spun round and C Lee lent out of the window with his Shotgun ready

C Lee:"Time to bleed led sooners!"

He fired off two accurate blasts shattering the windscreen of the sooners sedan killing both driver and gunman in one go

NDX:"Oh lordy my ears"

The first car went careening off the road revealing an SUV with a gunman hanging out of each of the 2 backseat windows

C Lee:"Turn us round J!"

Mister J:"Already on it big man"

J swung the car round and the SUV pulled up to the bumper of the Mustang and the gunmen opened fire

C Lee:"Get down"

NDX:"Oh C Ive always wanted you say that to me:"

C Lee:"Duck ya goofy fruit!"

The car was laced with bullets as Mister J weaved left and right trying to throw the gunmen off

Mister J:"You better think of something fast bossman as these guys ain't gonna be shaken"

C Lee:"Quickly Nexy pull your pants down and distract them"

NDX:"WHAT ?usually pulling my pants down to attract a long nozzle is not a problem for me but it is when the nozzle fires assripping ammo!!"

C Lee:"Do it now ya dopey queen!"

NDX pulled his pants down to reveal his skid-marked thong to the persuing sooners,they repelled in horror......C Lee took his chance and dove out the now open back window and onto the bonnet of the oncoming SUV crashing straight through the windshield

NDX:"Oh he is so macho it makes me weak at the knees!"

C Lee quickly broke the drivers neck and moved into the rear killing both gunmen before they could collect themselves,he then dove back out the front window as the SUV crashed off the road

Mister J pulled to a hault and got out......C Lee stood up and dusted his coat off

Mister J:"Nice work boss"

C Lee:"It;s what i do"

NDX:"oooooo that eye patch is so divine"

C Lee:"Get in the car,we need to get going"

Bella and Tzarinna arrived back at the S.K.A.N.K.S HQ with the clothes pick up,kmack was arguing with etm...

Kmack:"look we don't have the type of money that would buy you a new penis,accept that it's gone and get into your life as shemale"

etm:"awww Kmack,some day i miss my penis,i mean i never even got to use it dammit"

Kmack:"Bah i don't want to burst your bubble but i doubt it would have seen much action"

Bella:"Hey Kmack were back"

Kmack spun around and pulled Bella to her and smelt her

Kmack:"I smell man on you,you run into those Freedom Fighter bums ?"

Bella:"heh yes sweetie we did,they were collecting their clothes when we were getting ours,no biggie"

Kmack:"Ok,why don't we go to my room and you can help me try on my new leather thongs"

Bella grinned

Bella:"that sounds like a really good idea"t:

Kmack and Bella made out

Tzarinna:"Jesus Kmack are you tounging her or trying to tickle her stomach ?"

Kmack:"Hahha ok ya pervs,we are going upstairs,you guys be good"

After Kmack and Bella went upstairs Tzarinna approached Triple5

Tzarinna:"Sooooooo tell me about Cmill"

Triple5:"What do you want to know ?"

Tzarinna:"Oh just what this meeting tonight with Twitch is about"

Triple5:"............."

To Be Continued........

 

[Angry Sentinel]

I have a role in mind for you

Can't wait .Loved the new chapter, Bella and Kmack... that's hawt!

 

[SoulManX]

So far so good...

 

[green]

Needs more action, oh and more sex too.t:

 

[DBella]

Sabre's lines are freakin' hilarious! Hahaha!!
And the scenes between me and Kmack make me blush.

green... I'm in love with y... your avvy. *sigh*

 

[Cmill216]

Chapter 2 gets a from me.

 

[Sabretooth]

Awesome as always.

 

[tzarinna]

Hee Hee,too funny. t:
Well done Hunt.
C.Lee is a tough one.

 

[Kmack]

I feel so...dirty

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 3

Mister J pulled the Mustang into the Freedom fighters garage at their HQ.they all got out and went inside

Sabre:"Yo what y'all doing up in the hizzy for real ?"

C Lee:"We got sidetracked by a Sooner hitsquad,we need to take the Hummer to the meet with green.....Cmill,you Sabre,FA,and Jolie take the 'Stang over to BHK's and get it fixed"

Soc:"What about me ? do i stay here and wallow in the dark as you fool yourselves into believeing you are cascaded in light ?"

C Lee:"No you're coming with us to the meet,i want another man on this,Doglips will watch HQ"

NDX:"oh i like it,you know what they say 3 is interesting but four's a an ongoing orgasm baby!"

FA:"Hahaha,joo better cover jor assess or he is gon be,how joo say ? all up in your crack for real!hahaha"

Mister J:"silence fool,just becuase the closest you have ever been to sleeping with a woman is shaving one of your legs doesn't mean we are all inclined to dip in the other pool"

Sabre:"Hey FA ya gotta roll on that homie,he done cooked your ass with that fiya"

Cmill:"Good god everytime you speak it's like someone is standing on William Shakespeares head"

Sabre:"Awww you wanna go there again.......peep the beat FA"

"Ya frontin on my groove ya busting on ma style"
"I'm livin' phat and large ya livin in denial"
"Am spitting forth ma game as you look for an excuse"
"The only reason you exsist is cos yo momma was loose"
"I'm standing tall and true,i be livin' ma life"
"been so long since you had a woman,ya call your right hand wife"
".......Word Life....."

​

FA:"Hahaha Joo got sonned foo!"

Cmill:"You two tools are walking advertisements for condoms"

C Lee:"Enough squabbling,the war is with the sooners not amongst ourselves,we need to get our acts together

Doglips:"Oh fearless leader,Cmill has been contacted by Twitch,we may have a breakthrough"

Cmill showed C Lee the email and he pondered what to do

C Lee:"Ok take the meet,Doglips will follow you with his sniper rifle and cover you,if you get killed he will shoot your killer in the face and we will know it was a set up"

Cmill:"errrrrrr that's the plan ?"

C Lee:"You got a better one ?"

Cmill:"not off the top of my head but it involves me not dying"

C Lee:"That's not how it works in war son,you don't have the chance to think you have to act,tell em Doglips"

Doglips:"When we were in Nam this man guided us through the roughest jungles on the face of the earth and we never questioned him,if he said eat a mud sandwitch we did,if he said drink baboon piss cos it will line your stomach,we did,if he said dance naked in the rain singing *** by R by god we did it"

C Lee:"Actually you did that because you wanted to,nothing to do with me"

Doglips:"........Point is this man knows war and he brought us all back alive with his choices in the field".....*Salutes*

Cmill:"Ok then,but Doggie maybe you can try and snipe anyone before they shoot me k ?"

Doglips:"It's a dealio"

The two groups set off on their missions


To Be Continued...............