Hypepocalypse

hunter rider said:
Sorry Fran,i i put you in Hype Vegas and you never came back so i figured you weren't interested:csad:

Holy crap! You did? :eek:

Dude, I do want in!
 
If you could give me a link, I'd read it!
 
Damnit Hunter, you should let me know about this stuff.

It was awesome, both of them :up:
 
And now:

I hate you.
 
Sorry I was away, love all three chapters

Summary
Sabre = inch (wow, that's just wrong) but his lyrics take a mile
Jolie in nike mini = my new fantasy
Mister J = cool cucumber

Will Jal become Tina? Will CLee come up with a better plan? Will Sabre realize he should start a new street rap movement called Word Life?
... Tune in next time to get the shocking results!!!
 
Chapter 7

Cmill stood on the corner of the smallville boardwalk waiting for Twitch,C Lee disguised as a plant pot watched from across the road,Doglips was positioned on top of the building above C Lee,Mister J sat in the Hummer 200 yards back

Twitch:"Pssst..Cmill,hey man i got the schematics"

Cmill:
"You got them ? i thought you just had the info ?"

Twitch:
"I said i had info on how you could get them,you can get them by paying me for them"

Cmill:
"How much do you want ?"

Twitch:
"I want The 'Stang"

Cmill:
"Sure....here's the keys"

He threw them to Twitch

Twitch:"Cool beans,here's the schematics"

Kmack:
"I'll take those"

Kmack stepped from the shadows flanked by Tzarinna and Bella and they all had guns,Etm was also there but had no gun
C Lee sprang up and shed his plant pot disguise and pulled out two Glocks"

C Lee:"Step away Kmack or Bella and ETM get it and Doglips has Tzarinna right in his sights and it's no good flashing your boob like that Tzarinna he's a hardened combat veteran,he wont be stirred,he won't lose his focus,he's a man on a mi........"

CLUNK!!!


The sniper rifle clattered onto the floor next to C Lee

Doglips:
".............:wow:...........Oh i wish i'd brought lube"

Kmack:"Crack team you got their old man":whatever:

C Lee:"Ive still got your girl Bella and ETM in my sights"

enterthemadness:"Hey don't shoot i have no penis"

C Lee:"Not for want of trying,i know you stole JAL's"

enterthemadness:
"......H....ho....how ?":wow:

C Lee:"Who else would steal JAL's cock ? It was obviously you,now drop your pants!"

Cmill:"This has took an unexpected turn"

etm dropped them and revealed JAL's glued on member

C Lee:"God you sicken me,Take it off and give it to Cmill":cmad:

Cmill:
"HELL NO!!!"

C Lee:
"Damn i knew you'd say that"

Bella:"Erm hello...we still have guns on your boy"

Kmack:"God i love it when you're stern":heart:

C Lee:"Ok enterthemadness,wrap it in your jumper and roll it over here"

ETM did as he was told but as he went to roll it a gust blew it into the air and a bird flew down and swooped off with it

C Lee:
"Dammit you careless fool,his wang is ruined now"

Tzarinna:
"Yeah cos like it was in such great shape before with the severing and gluing":whatever:

Cmill:"Look we are never gonna make it out of here alive unless we come to a deal,lets sa......."


BRATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Machine gun fire filled the street and everyone dove for cover,Cmill,Kmack,Bella,Tza and ETM dove through a near by shop window,........C Lee got to his feet and got a glimpse of the shooter
in between bursts he dashed across the road and dove into the shop

Kmack:"What the hell is that"

C Lee:
"Thats the world famous cyber assassin,ANGRY SENTINEL!"

Bella:"Who is he ?"

Cmill:
"The brother of the not so famous slightly pissed off sentinel"

ANGRY SENTINEL:
"Come out come out wherever you are,my little children,it's time to pay the piper"

C Lee:
"We are in big trouble guys.......big trouble"

The ANGRY SENTINEL stood a ways back in an alley across the street in his white suit with bell bottom trousers,he lit a cigar and twirled his moustache

ANGRY SENTINEL:
"I got all the time in the world"

he clicked the button on his iPod......the music blared out,Sentinel began to sing and groove

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive."

The S.K.A.N.K.S. and the freedom fighters all looked at each other,how were they gonna get out of this

To Be Continued.............
 
Hunter, all I want to know is if you knew the words to Staying Alive or if you had to look them up?:woot:
 
green said:
Hunter, all I want to know is if you knew the words to Staying Alive or if you had to look them up?:woot:

LOL i knew the first lines but i was a bit foggy on the rest so i looked it up::O
 
:woot:
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hunter rider said:
Chapter 7..Edit

ANGRY SENTINEL:"I got all the time in the world"

he clicked the button on his iPod......the music blared out,Sentinel began to sing and groove

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,​
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive."


The S.K.A.N.K.S. and the freedom fighters all looked at each other,how were they gonna get out of this

To Be Continued.............
How'd you know that's what I was listening to..:wow: :woot:
You literally made me L.M.A.O.

C Lee:"Thats the world famous cyber assassin,ANGRY SENTINEL!"

Bella:"Who is he ?"

Cmill:
"The brother of the not so famous slightly pissed off sentinel"
and these little lines are my new sig :up:
 
[Borat]Very nice! High five! :woot: :up:[/Borat]
 
:woot: Lordy that's good stuff. :up:
I hope that's the last we see of that penis,ewwww. :csad:
 
J Alba's Lover said:
So i'm a munich now?:csad:

You said not to kill you off this time and you are still alive 7 chapters in:up:

Not to worry Tza the d1ck is dust:cwink:
 
hunter rider said:
You said not to kill you off this time and you are still alive 7 chapters in:up:

Not to worry Tza the d1ck is dust:cwink:
I don't know whats worse being d1ckless or being dead.
 
J Alba's Lover said:
So i'm a munich now?:csad:

What's wrong with being German? :cmad:

I think you meant Eunuch. :o



Another Great chapter, hunter!!
 
BadgerPhil said:
What's wrong with being German? :cmad:

I think you meant Eunuch. :o



Another Great chapter, hunter!!
yes thats it. Another part of my endless grammar mistakes.
 
Good stuff Hunter. :woot:
 

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