Hypepocalypse

[Angry Sentinel]

Please tell me Sabre's going to bust a rhyme everytime someone disses him... too funny.

"Doglips will follow you with his sniper rifle and cover you,if you get killed he will shoot your killer in the face and we will know it was a set up."

Best. Plan. Ever.

 

[Cmill216]

Some good development in Chapter 3. Keep it coming.

 

[green]

green... I'm in love with y... your avvy. *sigh*

yeah, Bale seems to have that power.t:

*** by R

That's so wrong.....I love it.t:

 

[SoulManX]

Oh my God this had me rolling...Doglips quote was great.

 

[tzarinna]

Almost has an A-Team feel.
Great stuff, it's about to blow up.

 

[Sabretooth]

Hahaha great chapter.

 

[Kmack]

Good god everytime you speak it's like someone is standing on William Shakespeares head

Pure comedic genius.

Haha, hunter I live for Sabretooth's little raps. I love you!:heart:up:

 

[Warhammer]

Hypepocalypse.
Nice.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 4

The Hummer was slower than the Stang but Mister J liked the feeling of being able to crush other vehicles in his path like a PMS ridden soccer mom on game day

NDX:"soooo Mister J you like the feel of the power between your legs ?"

Mister J:"I'm betting not as much as you like the feel of the power between your cheeks"

NDX clapped wildly

NDX:"Bravo sir bravo"

Soc:"You are all shallow and lack meaning,you NDX have the heartfelt love of JAL,he is devoted and will still love you when you are both old and feeble,yet you are constantly looking for a fresh anus in which to dip your lovestick,never once considering the pain you will cause"

NDX:"What can i say,i thirst for manass like a drunk needs booze"

Soc:"Pathetic,and what about you Mister J ? ive seen your tabloid sleaze stories from your racing star days,caught in a hotel with Kristin Kreuk and Erica Durance giving you a harmonica while Rachel Bilson sat on your face,did that really fullfill you"

Mister J:"Errrrr yes of course it did you dozy git"

Just then a phone rang it was NDX's,oh answer that for me J will you my hair needs fixing,he handed J the phone,J noted caller ID was JAL

Mister J:"yo"

JAL:"Don't speak Nexy,when you come home i'll be waiting,ill have the bath ready and the whine chilled,im gonna massage your plums with my tongue..."

Mister J:"Woah woah woah woah!!!!.....ENOUGH! it's me Mister J and now i need my ears and mind cleansing"

JAL:"oh god no!!!!"

Mister J:"..........Aren't you gonna hang up ?"

JAL:"But i haven't spoken to Nexy yet"

Mister J:"Have you no shame ?"

JAL:"No.not really"

Mister J handed over the phone and concentrated on his driving

NDX:"Hello pookie,what do you want ?"

JAL:"Just wanted to let you know i'll have all your favourite things ready when you get home"

NDX:"Oh splendid JAL,you are a sweet man"

BANG!!!

a bullet went through NDX's phone....NDX looked up in fright,C Lee was staring at him with a smoking glock in his hand

C Lee:"I'm tired of you distracting from the mission ya fruit booty,the homoerotic vibes flying around this Hummer are seriously cramping my Clint mojo,pipe down and keep ya hands in ya pockets"

NDX:"errr ok but ive wet myself"

Soc:"Oh god,not only is my mind clouded in the darkness of the ether zone but now my physical form is sitting in the drenched excesses of his unrighteous piss"

The rest of the ride to green's was filled with arguing and bickering....finally they arrived
green was standing at the forefront of his warehouse on the lower east side

green:"salutations amigos,i have your shipment ready C Lee and NDX i have your gun.......extra long silencer nozzle right ?"

NDX:"Yes mutli purpose baby!"

green:"Why is the whiff of urine assaulting my nostrils ?"

C Lee:"NDX pissed himself"

green:"Oh.....well as long as he pays"

C Lee:"So any word on the street about the sooners arming up ?"

green:"Yep and it's not good,last i heard they had bought in a fleet of light weight urban tanks from North Korea.....heavy duty stuff man"

C Lee:"Guess we need a back up plan then"

green:"I may be able to help you,come take a look at this"

To Be Continued...........

 

[The FallenAngel]

Awesome stuff hunter. Soc is a great character.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Despite the lack of love for chapter 4 i plow on with chapter 5

Chapter 5

C Lee followed green into the near by wearhouse,inside he saw 2 prototype heavily armoured titanium plated hovercrafts

green:"these bad boys will give you a manouverability edge"

C Lee:"Very nice,we could have done with these in Nam"

green:"Well i don't have a time machine but if you want them for the battle ahead we can do a deal"

C Lee:"What kind of deal ?"

Across town Cmill pulled the battered 'Stang into BHK's garage,him and Sarge were having a break

BHK:"Oh gawd what you done to her ?"

Cmill:"It got shot up by some sooners"

FA and Sabre got out the car

Cmill:"Yes don't think to help Jolie out ya bums"

FA:"hey don' joo be cassing aspersions on me mon!"

Sabre:"Yeah ya straight tripping dawg,i be alls about da honey's i was just about to get my gentleman on"

Jolie:"It's ok guys i can get out on my own"

Jolie slid out of the backseat legs first in her mini Nike dress..Sarge looked up from his paper

Sarge:"Ey Carumba!"

Jolie smiled

Sarge:"So how you doin' ? Jolie right ?"

Jolie:"That's right,i'm doing fine thanks,i liked your calender"

Sarge:"Heh well mine was the most popular month"

Sabre:"Yeah with fruity guys homes"

Sarge:"Same ones that bought your albums"

Jolie:"Sabre dated a friend of mine,Pickles"

Sabre:"That's right i sweated the sheets with that shorty"

Jolie:"Really ? she told me she laid down on the bed and you climbed on top,10 minutes later you were puffing and panting and girating away and she asked "is it in yet"....you seemed really dejected"

Sabre:".........she.....told you that "

Sarge:"Hahahha i guess we know why you are called the inch now"

Sabre:"Aww hells no,im the inch cos i always carry an inch of notes with me case i see some bling i need to ice myself with"

Sarge:"Sure......so Jolie you wanna take a look at my workshop ?"

Jolie:"Sure,i'll take a look but keep your tools to yourself"

Sarge:"Heh of course"t:

Cmill:"Ok can you fix her BHK ?"

BHK:"Oh yeah i'd give her a good fixing"

Cmill:"I meant the car:"

BHK:"Oh..yes of course..well it's gonna take all afternoon but i can repair the damage,you guys might as well take a seat"

Across town C Lee dropped NDX off at his shop but the door was open,the shop had been broken into

NDX:"Oh god come in with me"

C Lee:"Of course"

C Lee and Mister J cocked their weaopns,Soc stayed in the hummer.........they entered the shop to find JAL lying naked on the floor........his penis was missing,it had been severed off

Mister J:"Is it wrong that i find the fact his d1ck is missing the silver lining in this ?"

NDX grabbed JAL and he stirred...he was ALIVE!


To Be Continued.........

 

[Kmack]

There is no "lack of love" hunter, at least not on my behalf I just didn't get around to reading it yet. And I've read bothup:


"not only is my mind clouded in the darkness of the ether zone but now my physical form is sitting in the drenched excesses of his unrighteous piss"
My favorite line thus far

 

[The FallenAngel]

Good chapter hunter.

 

[Cmill216]

Too ridiculously funny. Keep it up.

 

[Mister J]

This stuff is great. I literally screamed through all of Chapter 4. The mystery deepens in Chapter 5 and the interactions are all hilarious.

 

[Fran]

It's like a big party that I wasn't invited to...

 

[Badger]

Hunter great story, every chapter was outstanding and funny as hell. Keep it going.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Thanks for the feedback guys,next chapter should be up in 15 minutes

There is no "lack of love" hunter, at least not on my behalf I just didn't get around to reading it yet. And I've read bothup:


"not only is my mind clouded in the darkness of the ether zone but now my physical form is sitting in the drenched excesses of his unrighteous piss"
My favorite line thus far

I should not have doubted your love Honey:heart:t:

 

[Hunter Rider]

It's like a big party that I wasn't invited to...

Sorry Fran,i i put you in Hype Vegas and you never came back so i figured you weren't interested

 

[tzarinna]

It's all groovy,hunt.
Poor JAL.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 6

Sabre,Cmill,FA and Jolie spent all afternoon at the autoshop and arrived back at HQ late as it was turning dusk
C Lee was sitting talking to Doglips and Mister J,Soc was moping and NDX was nursing JAL when Sabre and FA came in while Cmill and Jolie put the 'Stang away

Sabre:"Yo yo yo,peep this,what's these two fools doin' in our crib ?"

C Lee:"Someone attacked JAL,stripped him and removed his weener"

Sabre:"Oh dats cold for real homie"

Mister J:"Yeah poor bastard is floating in and out of conciousness"

NDX came over

C Lee:"How's he doing now Nexy ?"

NDX:"Oh he's came around,.he has no idea who attacked him,they struck him from behind and the rest is history....still he's looking at this from a positive viewpoint"

FA:"What joo mean ? he had is how joo say ? hotdog lopped off,what iz positive about dis ?"

NDX:"Well ever since he was young he has been a huge fan of Tina Turner so now he is gonna use some of our savings to finish off the work that was done by his attacker and have full sex change and plastic surgery to make him look like Tina"

Mister J:"I think i just threw up a little in my mouth"

Sabre:"Psht,fool could at least get a beyonce sex change,when's the last time Tina went platinum"

C Lee:"Yeah but then he may get boned by Jay Z"

Sabre:"Touche' homie"

Cmill and Jolie came into the room

Cmill:"What's going on here ? why are NDX and JAL in our HQ ?"

Sabre:"Let me brake it down for ya homie......FA drop the beat"

"You peep ya lugs let me tell you how it is"
"The way it went down today JAL is out the porn biz"
"He be working like Napolean,missing a part"
"You could sell is groin area on EBay as Art"
"I fill ya in with the story,make it simple and quick"
"Someone bashed him on the head and cut off his d1ck"
".........Word Life......."
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Cmill:"Deciphering your gibberish im guessing some cut JAL's dong off"

Jolie:"Ouch......sucks to be him"

Sabre:"Fo'Shizzle"

C Lee:"Cmill,we need to get ready for tonights meet,Mister J,Doglips and myself will accompany you"

Cmill:"Ok boss,did things go ok with green ?"

C Lee:"Yeah we got what we needed but he made me an offer,he has some topline titanium hovercrafts and he's willing to trade"

Jolie:"Tade ? he doesn't want money ?"

Mister J:"Nope,he wants us to do a job for him in exchange"

Cmill:"What kind of job ?"

C Lee:"A heist,there's a train carrying a rare blood diamond due through here tomorrow night,he wants the diamond"

Jolie:"What makes this diamond so special ?"

Mister J:"The speck of blood that is in it is from John Lennons body collected when he was assassinated by a fan near by,when that fan died his widow found it and sold it to a Russian Tzar who is coming to stay at IMDB and the train will have him,his bodyguards and the diamond on it"

C Lee:"But that's tomorrow,we have to plan for tonight"

The group began planning for the nights meeting

To Be Continued........

 

[tzarinna]

Lol,Tina Turner. Make it happen.

Mister J:"The speck of blood that is in it is from John Lennons body collected when he was assassinated by a fan near by,when that fan died his widow found it and sold it to a Russian Tzar who is coming to stay at IMDB and the train will have him,his bodyguards and the diamond on it"

I want that. :meow: I must have it. :heart:

 

[The FallenAngel]

Good chapter hunter. Sabre be spittin' that fiya.

 

[Badger]

"You peep ya lugs let me tell you how it is"
"The way it went down today JAL is out the porn biz"
"He be working like Napolean,missing a part"
"You could sell is groin area on EBay as Art"
"I fill ya in with the story,make it simple and quick"
"Someone bashed him on the head and cut off his d1ck"
".........Word Life......."

Pure Poetry!!

As a way of advertising your little story here, I'm putting this in my Sig.

 

[Kmack]

OMG I live for Sabre's raps!up:

Another great chapter hunter!:heart: