I feel like such an Idiot!

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm pretty sure Kipper is also some sort of fish.

Anyone have a joke to go with that?

Muddy Mud Kipper?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

theres also a kids show with a dog named kipper.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

100 pages of greatness I see.

I can sleep well tonight knowing i've done a great job.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

100 pages of greatness I see.

I can sleep well tonight knowing i've done a great job.

Maybe that's what you should name the baby... 100 Pages of Greatness. I like.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe that's what you should name the baby... 100 Pages of Greatness. I like.

thread now can be in the hype hall of fame. My legend will live on.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

thread now can be in the hype hall of fame. My legend will live on.

I'm not kidding. I want you to name the baby that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not kidding. I want you to name the baby that.

No i think i'm gonna go with hooters pimp. then the middle name can be high five.

 

[Star]

Ive got it! Kipperella... It'll be the story of a little girl who, at the age of 27, is license-less and working at a major fast food restaurant hoping to break free from her horrible situation and find love in a former friend-now famous, talent-less, movie star, Jessie Alba. She'll get the help and encouragement she needs to succeed from a Superhero message board.

BAHAHAHA. That's movie quality right there

 

[Prison Mike]

so Jal, which do you secretly want? A son or a daughter? And don't give me this "as long as it's healthy" crap. I'm sure you have a preference...

 

[JayCaz]

So the chick is pregnant? From him losing his virginity? Wowzer.

 

[Eggyman]

Yeah. Appletoe has dynamo sperm.

 

[JayCaz]

Not that a lowly noob like myself would question the legitimacy of such claims from a well established Hypester or anything.....but...........

 

[Eggyman]

Well, the likelihood of this happening has been mentioned... but how do you prove such things in an anonymous community? I guess we just have to take people at face value along with the possibility that everything they say could be fiction.

 

[JayCaz]

Good point, and, hell, it's been a good read.

 

[Prison Mike]

Well, the likelihood of this happening has been mentioned... but how do you prove such things in an anonymous community? I guess we just have to take people at face value along with the possibility that everything they say could be fiction.

I take what everybody says on here with a grain of salt

but I'm pretty sure JAL is telling the truth on this one. I can't see why anyone would make this up given the situation he's in.

 

[JLBats]

Because it would go perfectly along with his new persona, just like his blatant lies about being Jessica Alba's childhood friend went along with his old one?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The blatant lies that he still hasn't officially owned up too by the way.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Well, the likelihood of this happening has been mentioned... but how do you prove such things in an anonymous community? I guess we just have to take people at face value along with the possibility that everything they say could be fiction.

Wait you have led me to believe you are a walking, talking, typing, The Dark Knight watching egg.

And now you tell me this might not be true?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

lolz good point

 

[Alex The Great]

aparently so.

The condom broke, his men divided an conquered and it seem's they dida good job of what they set out to do.

In less than 9 months the world welcomes baby Jal.

I'm so making a ''Name JAL's baby'' thread.......

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Because it would go perfectly along with his new persona, just like his blatant lies about being Jessica Alba's childhood friend went along with his old one?

I don't see this as any different from past sh** he's pulled. Once he was Alba's once bff, now he's Seth Rogan. It's not different, even if it seems more pathetic.

 

[jaguarr]

100 pages of greatness I see.

I can sleep well tonight knowing i've done a great job.

Posts like this make me think you've just made all of this up to be an attention ****e.

jag

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I think this thread has run its course. Its resulted in nothing but calling me a liar and saying i'm pathetic.

What i mean is some mod close this thread. I'm tired of the abuse now. saying i'm just doing it for attention and whatnot. and if was lookin for attention. i think of a more outragous thing. like i have AIDs or something.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Does that mean you want it closed?

 

[Erzengel]

You know JAL if it wasn't for that whole thing you did like a year ago saying you were Jessica Alba's childhood friend, I'd be more inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt.