I feel like such an Idiot!

[Spider-Mania2]

Here's why.

I feel like such a dumbass right now. Like a stinky ass turd. I'm suxh a pathetic loser.

Why is it i can't even do the easiest of takes like talking to a girl. one simple sentance?

This girl at work. It was my chance to talk to her and i scrwed it up by saying something completely stupid.

Well she was at the sink filling up a bucket of sanitzer.And i ask her if she needed any help. and she was like no. and said something along the lines of forgetting how to use the sink or something like that Cause she was in a hurry.

It left me open for a line to say to her but i just frooze. I mean i would have helped her but i had to leave to catch the bus.


Thats why i said i feel like a pathetic loser. and for this week i think shes working the 3-11 shift so i won't really see heer til the last hour. her and a friend swtich off sehifts each week. one week a person takes days and the next week they take lights.

But the person working days this week is her best friend so i guess that could be a good thing kinda. talk to and ask her friend stuff about her.

Any advice from anyone on how to fix tthis and properly tslk to her without seeming like a moron or idiot and saying something stupid like this again?

This was like reading This Is Your Life.

Everyone tells me you should just say something, I usually find it easy to say something when a situation like this arises. Like the others said, dont be a wimp just talk to her, dont talk the friend thats the easy way out.

 

[Erzengel]

Why are so many people still responding to the first post when so much has transpired since?

 

[Spider-Mania2]

Why are so many people still responding to the first post when so much has transpired since?

I did because I havent been on here so long til last week, and I have decided im going for 1000 posts to get me an avatar.

I want a picture under my name goddamit, and by gum i'll do it.

 

[The Squirrel]

This was like reading This Is Your Life.

Everyone tells me you should just say something, I usually find it easy to say something when a situation like this arises. Like the others said, dont be a wimp just talk to her, dont talk the friend thats the easy way out.

You know they have slept together by now right?

 

[Spider-Mania2]

wooohooo, atleast someone got laid, I still am on 0 in nearly 4 years.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So i'm back for more answers to my questions.

 

[Erzengel]

To answer one of your questions JAL, it can take up to 6 days for a sperm and egg to become a fertilized egg after sex, then like even longer than a week for that egg to implant itself in a woman's uterus.

Since you stated you did the deed on Halloween, it's definitely possible that she could be. However she needs to take a test and then have it confirmed by a doctor.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I hate to say I told you so...


wait, no I don't.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

To answer one of your questions JAL, it can take up to 6 days for a sperm and egg to become a fertilized egg after sex, then like even longer than a week for that egg to implant itself in a woman's uterus.

Since you stated you did the deed on Halloween, it's definitely possible that she could be. However she needs to take a test and then have it confirmed by a doctor.

thats the thing. she took two of them and one said postive and one said negative. so its like a 50/50 thing right?

 

[Erzengel]

How late is she off her period? If she's only a day a PT may not be as accurate as if she took it if she was a week late.

Also, to make you feel better I've known women to miss a period for weeks because of stress.

 

[Dark Donnie]

Didn't you wrap it up? No birth control for her?

 

[Erzengel]

He stated he did, but condoms even with spermicide are like 90% maybe 95% effective?

To quote 9 Months, 5% bloody ineffective.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

How late is she off her period? If she's only a day a PT may not be as accurate as if she took it if she was a week late.

Also, to make you feel better I've known women to miss a period for weeks because of stress.

About the Period stuff I have no idea.

But maybe your right about the last part though.

 

[Crook]

Wait, she's actually late? You've gotta be s****ing me.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Wait, she's actually late? You've gotta be s****ing me.

Well, i got a phone call from her today.

So

 

[Erzengel]

Also, like I said in the other thread. There is a possibility, you weren't the only one visiting the Magic Kingdom in that time frame.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Also, like I said in the other thread. There is a possibility, you weren't the only one visiting the Magic Kingdom in that time frame.

So your saying shes a cheating ****?

Thats always nice to hear.

 

[Eggyman]

Also, like I said in the other thread. There is a possibility, you weren't the only one visiting the Magic Kingdom in that time frame.

Are you saying that Appletoe's foyne woman has allowed others to plough her ladygarden recently?

Good god, Erz. You're a marvel.

Watch yourself, 'toe.

 

[Erzengel]

Why I said possibility? I mean you known this girl what a whole month?

It could have been that reason, also maybe you didn't put the condom on right, or maybe the condom broke a little and you didn't notice.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

So your saying shes a cheating ****?

Thats always nice to hear.

He's just saying it's a possibility. It's always a possibility.

 

[Erzengel]

Are you saying that Appletoe's foyne woman has allowed others to plough her ladygarden recently?

Good god, Erz. You're a marvel.

Watch yourself, 'toe.

Verily.

Honestly, I've told this story before. First girl I ever slept with handed me a condom from an already open box.

 

[I Am The Knight]

So you got her pregnant? On the night she broke your man-cherry?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Are you saying that Appletoe's foyne woman has allowed others to plough her ladygarden recently?

Good god, Erz. You're a marvel.

Watch yourself, 'toe.

Maybe i should have used my toe.


Muah,ah,aha.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Verily.

Honestly, I've told this story before. First girl I ever slept with handed me a condom from an already open box.

But i was the one who went and got them. Neither me or her had them. Damn 24 hour places.

I ruined her life now. Now shes stuck with me.

 

[Dark Donnie]

This is turning into Knocked Up