I feel like such an Idiot!

[I Am The Knight]

This is turning into Knocked Up

Bwahaha. How sad and appropiate is that, considering JAL's username?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This is turning into Knocked Up

lol i know.


*waits for someone to bring back old manip poster*

 

[Ronny Shade]

So what If i've never had sex. Its not like its the end of the world oir something.

could be if you do.

The longer you wait to have sex the likelier it becomes that you'll get her pregnant or get AIDS

Really? Thats ome of my biggest fears. that something like that would happen.

With any luck, you're sterile.

I would be more fearful of AIDS

Dude, ignore him. That doesn't even make sense. The only thing that will happen is:

If she's giving you a....well...

[insert picture of volcano erupting]

Thats also another thing to be thinking about.

It's really not too difficult to have safe sex.

I'd like to bring this back up.

 

[Erzengel]

But i was the one who went and got them. Neither me or her had them. Damn 24 hour places.

I ruined her life now. Now shes stuck with me.

That's the responsibility you take on when you have sex.

You should have just put it in her butt. It's a longer swim so the sperm can't make the journey.

 

[Crook]

Well, i got a phone call from her today.

So

Phone call saying what? "Oh hi, just wanted to let you know I'm late"? What'd you say?

This is turning into Knocked Up

And just as planned/written. Suspicious.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You should have just put it in her butt. It's a longer swim so the sperm can't make the journey.

They drown in the poo

 

[Erzengel]

Everybody wins.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That's the responsibility you take on when you have sex.

You should have just put it in her butt. It's a longer swim so the sperm can't make the journey.

Oh, my god! I can't believe you said that! I never thought i hear someone like you say that.

 

[Erzengel]

Anal sex is the smart choice for your future JAL.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Phone call saying what? "Oh hi, just wanted to let you know I'm late"? What'd you say?


And just as planned/written. Suspicious.

she said she has taken two tests. one postive and one negative.

and i said yeah, really? which test did you take first? and most of all what made you take the tests? I said she should go to the doctors.

Like i know what to say in a situation like this.

 

[Ronny Shade]

If she says "I'll raise the kid on my own. We don't have to go through child support as long as you send me a check every month...oh and I'm moving" then you're in the clear.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If she says "I'll raise the kid on my own. We don't have to go through child support as long as you send me a check every month...oh and I'm moving" then you're in the clear.

I doubt shes gonna be moving anytime soon.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Anal sex is the smart choice for your future JAL.

Words to live by i see.

 

[JayCaz]

Wow, is this possibly impregnating a girl in your first (few) attempts at nookie I've just stumbled into?

My former flatmate 'Claire' caught ghonnorea the first time she ever had sex, now that's unlucky

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what they say. theres a first time for everything.

 

[Alex The Great]

And For JAL, That's not saying much

 

[The Apatow Crew]

And For JAL, That's not saying much

well, you got your wish. I'm waiting for this thread to be EPIC.

 

[JayCaz]

epic? If I ever post a thread with 1600 replies, I'll f**king kill myself to preserve the moment.

 

[Heretic]

Who would have thought that four seconds of fun would cost TAC for the next 18 years?

Well, most of us did actually.

You do realize that you have to put the condom on for it to work, right?

The ODDS are that she isnt pregnant. I cant tell you how many times a girlfriend of mine has been late, panicked and then had her period anyway. Its probably nothing to worry about.

Either that or your life is ruined.

 

[Untilteld]

jal, can you please update everything that happens in your first post so I don't have to search through every page. so far I know this.

girl problems
gets manager
virgin sex

 

[The Apatow Crew]

epic? If I ever post a thread with 1600 replies, I'll f**king kill myself to preserve the moment.

Well, that's the word he used not me. so ask him about that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

jal, can you please update everything that happens in your first post so I don't have to search through every page. so far I know this.

girl problems
gets manager
virgin sex

That pretty much almost covers it all.

Who would have thought that four seconds of fun would cost TAC for the next 18 years?

Well, most of us did actually.

You do realize that you have to put the condom on for it to work, right?

The ODDS are that she isnt pregnant. I cant tell you how many times a girlfriend of mine has been late, panicked and then had her period anyway. Its probably nothing to worry about.

Either that or your life is ruined.

Really? I thought you just bought them and the magic happen its self. Yes i know that, i'm not a 14 year old.

But i'm preolly sure your right about that one part. I mean my luck in life can't be that bad.

 

[Prison Mike]

has she taken an appointment to see the doctor yet?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

has she taken an appointment to see the doctor yet?

she said sometime this week.

Should I ask to come along?

 

[Heretic]

Did you ever post a picture of your baby mama to prove she exists?

Unfortunately, you do not seem to be in a place in your life where children would be a good idea...and its not like you and this girl are ready to get married...so hopefully shes not pregnant.