I feel like such an Idiot!

[Prison Mike]

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years. So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.



So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

I think perhaps you need to slow things down. You basically asked her out on a date and she said maybe. You should get to know her first. Don't rush into any relationship.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I think perhaps you need to slow things down. You basically asked her out on a date and she said maybe. You should get to know her first. Don't rush into any relationship.

Hey, Like i said before i didn't plan on it. It just came out of my mouth. I wasn't thinking it. But hey we just gotta wait a nd see where it goes from here.

 

[Alex The Great]

Jump out of a bush with the ring


This could go down for thread of the year

 

[Ronny Shade]

Jump out of a bush with the ring


This could go down for thread of the year

and take pictures!

 

[Avangarde]

Just don't over talk her, or you will become *gulp* friends

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, i'm ina position thats almost 10 times better.

I'm thinking if she says to take her to a scary movie. Thats what they're basically almost made for.

Baby steps, dude. You had like, one conversation with her so far. Do you even know if she's single?

 

[UA-Archangel]

When I was working at a movie theater years ago, I remember a fellow co-worker getting involved with one of the managers. Corporate found out about it and gave the manager an ultimatum: either leave the job so you could still see her or transfer to a different location. He did the latter and the last I heard, they got married. The funny thing is, he was around 30 years old at the time (the manager) and the female co-worker was my age at the time (around 18). He was also into comic books and lived in his mom's basement.

Then there's hope for every guy at the Hype.

 

[UA-Archangel]

on the other hand, ****ing the boss could get you a promotion.

That's called sleeping in an upwardly mobile fashion.

 

[UA-Archangel]

1. She has a car hough.
2. i have a job duh. so i will have money next week.
3. Shes just small time one. not a major one. shes almost like crew just a diff shirt.

And she earns an extra $1.50 an hour.

Of course, you could be willing to work an extra 2 hours a day to make her wages and be on her income level.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Jump out of a bush with the ring


This could go down for thread of the year

On second thought, do this. Chicks dig the direct approach. And this is about as direct as it gets.

Go, JAL Go!

 

[UA-Archangel]

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years. So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.



So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

Hate to break it to you, if it's not a yes.

It's a no.

She's just decent enough to not rip out your heart with her bare hands and feed it back to you.

 

[Erzengel]

Please, some of you stop giving advice.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Please, some of you stop giving advice.

What, you don't think the ring thing is a good idea?

 

[UA-Archangel]

Please, some of you stop giving advice.

Which of us?

The ones that are pushing AC to oblivion or the ones trying to pull him from the abyss?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Which of us?

The ones that are pushing AC to oblivion or the ones trying to pull him from the abyss?

The latter group are boring. I'd rather give him advice that would most likely result in spectacular failure at this point, because I just remembered that it's JAL and that's what you're supposed to do.

 

[Alex The Great]

I have some advice

Don't suck up to the boss

Don't be putting the white sauce on the burger

Don't go poking the check book


aaaaand that's all the hits

 

[UA-Archangel]

The latter group are boring. I'd rather give him advice that would most likely result in spectacular failure at this point, because I just remembered that it's JAL and that's what you're supposed to do.

Ah yes.

Carry on.

 

[Alex The Great]

Another bit of advice

Don't be LAYING on the job

 

[Erzengel]

The latter group are boring. I'd rather give him advice that would most likely result in spectacular failure at this point, because I just remembered that it's JAL and that's what you're supposed to do.

Eh, maybe I'm getting softer but I also know JAL won't adhere to any advice that contradicts what he feels will work.

I just can't stand by when people are trying to give him false hope.

 

[UA-Archangel]

Eh, maybe I'm getting softer but I also know JAL won't adhere to any advice that contradicts what he feels will work.

I just can't stand by when people are trying to give him false hope.

If you dip your quill into enough inkwells, your bound to find ink.

JAL is trying to play the odds that if he asks enough girls, one will say yes.

That one could also be the one that judge will order for him to stay away from.

 

[Alex The Great]

You are no fun, erz

 

[Erzengel]

Oh, I'm very well versed in the adage that dating is a numbers game.

But, a) he just started working there, AND it took him months just to get this job and he wants to jeopardize by dating his boss?

b) he's been there a whole 2 weeks?

c) I agree with AF, I think they are in 2 different places and JAL has to work his way there.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

That's kinda stalker behavior, what did we say about memorizing her schedule.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years.

I know you said it was just one smoke, but now she thinks you're a smoker, so you either need to keep smoking or tell her you lied about being a smoker. Bad move man, should've just talked to her conversationally, you didn't need the cigarette to facilitate that. Strike one

So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

So did you actually ask her out or just asked what her plans were. There's a big difference between, saying "Do you want to go out to ______ next weekend?" and "So do you have any plans next weekend?" You may not have actually asked her out. We'll call this a foul tip, but that's still strike two.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.

This was good, nice casual joking conversation, not a hit though, ball one.

So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

You don't have a date yet, gotta work on that first.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Not all women are money grubbers after your wallet. So let's not factor that stuff in. After today, where do you think you stand?

When did I ever say anything about her being a money grubber? Didn't say he needed a lot of money, but you do need money to pay for a date and JAL said he's broke until his first paycheck.

 

[The Guard]

It's not a "no" per se, it's an "I don't know" or a "maybe". But in the dating world, for all intents and purposes, that's a no. Most people, if they want to spend time with you, they will either jump at the chance, or they will make time, by saying "What about X day?"

The extra wiggle could just be her getting fat. Try one more time to ask her out, and if that doesn't work out, be friends, put her in your spank bank and move on.