I feel like such an Idiot!

[Eggyman]

I prefer the saying don't put your penis in your boss's vagina.

Yeh, very clear.

We could have tried to find something more related to his job.

LIKE... say err.

'Jal, don't put your relish on her burger meat.'

I don't know.

Yeh, yours works fine, erz.

 

[Erzengel]

You have a tough time at home, so you go to work, do the fries, force yourself on your boss, talk to your co-workers, maybe serve some customers. It's fun right? Wrong. Don't force yourself on your boss.

 

[Lemon]

I prefer:

Dont get Herpes where you make Slurpees.

Okay...I got nothin.

 

[LondonGirl]

Here's why.

I feel like such a dumbass right now. Like a stinky ass turd. I'm suxh a pathetic loser.

Why is it i can't even do the easiest of takes like talking to a girl. one simple sentance?

This girl at work. It was my chance to talk to her and i scrwed it up by saying something completely stupid.

Well she was at the sink filling up a bucket of sanitzer.And i ask her if she needed any help. and she was like no. and said something along the lines of forgetting how to use the sink or something like that Cause she was in a hurry.

It left me open for a line to say to her but i just frooze. I mean i would have helped her but i had to leave to catch the bus.


Thats why i said i feel like a pathetic loser. and for this week i think shes working the 3-11 shift so i won't really see heer til the last hour. her and a friend swtich off sehifts each week. one week a person takes days and the next week they take lights.

But the person working days this week is her best friend so i guess that could be a good thing kinda. talk to and ask her friend stuff about her.

Any advice from anyone on how to fix tthis and properly tslk to her without seeming like a moron or idiot and saying something stupid like this again?

Awww

You need to buckle up some courage and go and talk to her. it shouldnt be like a long convo. Just start with a hi, then at least she'll know you're friendly. When she says hi back, you say how are you and if she gives her response and then asks you, you tell her something like your good too.
If you feel the conversation could go on longer then say how was your day or something. You need to let it flow.
But you need small steps. Dont just rush in asking her all these questions. Get to know little by little, unless you get the feeling she wants to know you more. From this, I can tell that she is easy to talk to because all you asked her was if she needed help and her response wasnt something like, im fine, she actually explained what was wrong. Just that you freezed up...
But still, have confidence and dont think you're too stupid to talk to a girl right, it was just your nerves getting the best of you.

 

[I Am The Knight]

...Or you could always start with

Me so houhny.
Me luv you long taim

 

[BizarroAids]

Here's why.

I feel like such a dumbass right now. Like a stinky ass turd. I'm suxh a pathetic loser.

Why is it i can't even do the easiest of takes like talking to a girl. one simple sentance?

This girl at work. It was my chance to talk to her and i scrwed it up by saying something completely stupid.

Well she was at the sink filling up a bucket of sanitzer.And i ask her if she needed any help. and she was like no. and said something along the lines of forgetting how to use the sink or something like that Cause she was in a hurry.

It left me open for a line to say to her but i just frooze. I mean i would have helped her but i had to leave to catch the bus.


Thats why i said i feel like a pathetic loser. and for this week i think shes working the 3-11 shift so i won't really see heer til the last hour. her and a friend swtich off sehifts each week. one week a person takes days and the next week they take lights.

But the person working days this week is her best friend so i guess that could be a good thing kinda. talk to and ask her friend stuff about her.

Any advice from anyone on how to fix tthis and properly tslk to her without seeming like a moron or idiot and saying something stupid like this again?

Dude.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well today went a lot etter. I made actuall contact and spoke with her for a whike.

Intriged anyone else on hearing what happen?

 

[Ronny Shade]

yes

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I see three problems with you getting this girl;

1. You don't have a car, so you can't take her anywhere
2. You don't have money, so you can't take her anywhere
3. She's your manager, so she probably can't go out with you anyway, if you were at the same level at your job, maybe, but different levels=bad news

1. She has a car hough.
2. i have a job duh. so i will have money next week.
3. Shes just small time one. not a major one. shes almost like crew just a diff shirt.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

[YT]bDBcGzHAt5Q[/YT]

 

[BizarroAids]

1. She has a car hough.
2. i have a job duh. so i will have money next week.
3. Shes just small time one. not a major one. shes almost like crew just a diff shirt.

Not all women are money grubbers after your wallet. So let's not factor that stuff in. After today, where do you think you stand?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Not all women are money grubbers after your wallet. So let's not factor that stuff in. After today, where do you think you stand?

or lay?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years. So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.



So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years.

noooo! trading your health for a woman!

So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

it's a no.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.



So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

[/QUOTE] Beverly Hills Chiuahua

 

[The Apatow Crew]

noooo! trading your health for a woman!it's a no.

Beverly Hills Chiuahua[/quote]Hey it was only one cig.

I don't think its gonna be a no. I think she knows I'm trying to dig on her. I mean Cause she knew i was looking at her today and she had a little bit more of a wiggle in her butt when she walked. Like a tease or some sort.


and you can't be serious about the last part *sadface*

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I hope you don't speak as badly as you type, for your ***** sake....

 

[Heretic]

You made that entire exchange sound kinda creepy.

I cant get in a womans brain...heck, getting in their pants is hard enough...but Id say that "I'll let you know" is probably a "no". Its entirely possible that she doesnt know what shes doing...she could be trying to figure out how to flush a toilet...so I wouldnt lose all hope...the trick is that if she is open to keep talking, and you know...enmds up being free Saturday.

 

[Ronny Shade]

and you can't be serious about the last part *sadface*

If you take her to see a Nick and Norah and she says yes, maybe she just wants to see that movie. If you take her to Berverly Hills Chihuahua and she says yes, she wants you.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Why does everyone now have such little faith. I talked to her. i just gotta keep it up now.


Plus how was it creepy?

 

[BizarroAids]

or lay?

Heh, was goin to say that. Glad you beat me to it.

Today I was on break. I took my at a certain time cause i knew she was gonna come in at a certain break. So then when i saw her I said hi to her. and she said Hey back.

Then before she started her shift she went back fir a smoke. and is ee this as a another chance. and I ask her for a smoke. And we just started talking then. ( i hadn't had a smoke in almost 10 years. So we just got to talking about the job. and how i liked it so far. And out of now I asked if she was doing anything next saturday i wasn't even thinking it. it just came out. She said she didn't didn't know what she was doing yet next saturday. So she'd let me know then. So its not a no, but yet its not a yes. Were have to see.

And at the end of the day. when it was four and lot were leaving and going. Both of us were stuck in the crowd. And she goes its so crowded and i go yeah,there's to many poeple. And shes like its like a heard of cattle going through. and i go you know what we need a brander. Then she laughs and then said Yeah, I know right?.



So whats a good movie out or coming out to take a date too?

Well, you've got a 50/50 shot now. SO, yeah, don't go screwing it up with uncomfortable silences. No more branding jokes though.t:

I say, since you pretty much started smoking for this girl, skip the movie and just bang her in the back seat of your car. If it's that easy to get a smoke..........................

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well, you've got a 50/50 shot now. SO, yeah, don't go screwing it up with uncomfortable silences. No more branding jokes though.t:

I say, since you pretty much started smoking for this girl, skip the movie and just bang her in the back seat of your car. If it's that easy to get a smoke..........................

Well, what else should i have ssaid then?

I don't think there will be any banging anytime soon.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I don't think there will be any banging anytime soon.

See? That's your problem right there. Expect the ***** and you'll get the *****.

/pimptricity

zap

 

[The Apatow Crew]

See? That's your problem right there. Expect the ***** and you'll get the *****.

/pimptricity

zap

I'm not expectring anything. Just to go out on the date will be good enough for me that is for now.

ifi t happens it happens.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Why does everyone now have such little faith. I talked to her. i just gotta keep it up now.


Plus how was it creepy?

Hey, you are in a better position than you were yesterday...and that's a good thing. Whether you go out with this chick or not, you took a step in the right direction.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Hey, you are in a better position than you were yesterday...and that's a good thing. Whether you go out with this chick or not, you took a step in the right direction.

Yeah, i'm ina position thats almost 10 times better.

I'm thinking if she says to take her to a scary movie. Thats what they're basically almost made for.