I feel like such an Idiot!

[knowsbleed]

Condoms =




... but I'll take some discomfort over the risk anyday.

 

[knowsbleed]

Two people that night or in total?

Haha! I was just about to say something along those lines... but I didn't.

 

[Crook]

Nothing wrong with a girl prepared. The first girl I slept with told me she was with 2 people before me. She then gave me a condom from an already open box.

You have more trust in girls than me. I'd never accept a condom that wasn't bought by me.

 

[Erzengel]

Two people that night or in total?

2 total. She was my first and I think I romanticized a lot of that relationship for as brief as it was.

 

[Erzengel]

You have more trust in girls than me. I'd never accept a condom that wasn't bought by me.

I was just happy to have sex finally. LOL.

She was home alone, I liked her, she liked me, it was the whole planets aligning for me. I had to grab that brass ring.

Which in a way, is why I'm giving advice to JAL because I can empathize with him.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You have more trust in girls than me. I'd never accept a condom that wasn't bought by mee.

I wouldn't trust Mee to buy me a condom either.

 

[Eggyman]

2 total. She was my first and I think I romanticized a lot of that relationship for as brief as it was.

That's pretty common, I think. I did the same with my first - put her on a pedestal. Think it was the crabs that made her fall off.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

That's pretty common, I think. I did the same with my first - put her on a pedestal. Think it was the crabs that made her fall off.

To far Eggy! Too far....

 

[jaguarr]

I was just happy to have sex finally. LOL.

She was home alone, I liked her, she liked me, it was the whole planets aligning for me. I had to grab that brass ring.

Which in a way, is why I'm giving advice to JAL because I can empathize with him.

I went bareback my first time at age 17. My girlfriend was on the pill. She was kind of a skank, it turned out. That was dumb on my part. Really dumb. Felt great, though!

jag

 

[Prison Mike]

The vagina is not always your friend.

Have you seen the movie Teeth? You'll be scared of the vagina after that film.

 

[knowsbleed]

I went bareback my first time at age 17. My girlfriend was on the pill. She was kind of a skank, it turned out. That was dumb on my part. Really dumb. Felt great, though!

jag

15 for me... and I used a condom... that I had bought from a convenience store vending machine.


It was a glow in the dark.


What the hell was I thinking, eh?

 

[jaguarr]

15 for me... and I used a condom... that I had bought from a convenience store vending machine.


I was a glow in the dark.


What the hell was I thinking, eh?

Haha! Glow in the dark. Makes me think of that John Ritter movie "Skin Deep".

jag

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Nothing wrong with a girl prepared. The first girl I slept with told me she was with 2 people before me. She then gave me a condom from an already open box.

Haha. Did you happen to get a time frame on how long it had been since she slept with those two guys?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not about to read 20 pages of this. Somebody catch me up.

 

[Eggyman]

JAL got laid and told us.

 

[Ronny Shade]

well. Good for him.

His life just peaked. How does he feel?

 

[Eggyman]

well. Good for him.

His life just peaked. How does he feel?

Lighter, I presume.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

This thread is hilarious, every time I check it's people trying to convince JAL that this won't last. First he won't get the date, then he gets the date, then people try to convince him he's not good enough because his job isn't good enough and he can't "afford" a girlfriend. Now he's gotten laid and everyone's trying to convince him he's got a STD. JAL just have a good time with your girl, stop posting in this thread, it's just going to drive you nuts.

 

[Ronny Shade]

He loves it.

 

[Prison Mike]

This thread is hilarious, every time I check it's people trying to convince JAL that this won't last. First he won't get the date, then he gets the date, then people try to convince him he's not good enough because his job isn't good enough and he can't "afford" a girlfriend. Now he's gotten laid and everyone's trying to convince him he's got a STD. JAL just have a good time with your girl, stop posting in this thread, it's just going to drive you nuts.

Agreed. and don't post a pic of her on here. I'm sure she won't appreciate being on the internet and it will only give more ammo to the posters who want to see you fail.

 

[Eggyman]

You guys are taking this really serious. The guy's just lost his virginity, not found a lump on his sack.

Mission accomplished; Appletoe got laid. It's all good. And you guys are making it worse by taking things said in jest and presenting them as people being serious. The guy knows how to have a joke.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Agreed. and don't post a pic of her on here. I'm sure she won't appreciate being on the internet and it will only give more ammo to the posters who want to see you fail.

So you expect him to fail too?

 

[Ronny Shade]

You guys are taking this really serious. The guy's just lost his virginity, not found a lump on his sack.

Mission accomplished; Appletoe got laid. It's all good. And you guys are making it worse by taking things said in jest and presenting them as people being serious. The guy knows how to have a joke.

Mission accomplished.




what now?

 

[Eggyman]

Mission accomplished.




what now?

err

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[The Original Bamfer]

Sounds like plan!