I feel like such an Idiot!

[Exploding Boy]

I don't know. Just another thing on a endless list of things that i've screwed up maybe.


said i was crowding her. I don't see how. I haven't spoken to her much this week. Just on tuesday and today when i got my check. and prolly tomorrow when i work. (finally)

Maybe she doesnt have the same idea that you guys are bf/gf and she's weirded out how you go to work to see her?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

....or she's 'taking care of it'.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe she doesnt have the same idea that you guys are bf/gf and she's weirded out how you go to work to see her?

I..

I'm not gonna even say anything anymore. Prolly, I'd be weary of myself also.

I Don't blame her, don't blame anyone. I just blame myself for actually thinking a good thing could happen. No one wants a bastard child especially a frankenberry colored one at that.

....or she's 'taking care of it'.

So is it too late for me to be taken care of?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Will you name the kid after me? I think Robert is a pleasent name!

It's so odd reading the first few pages of this thread. How it went from you couldn't asking her out to getting her Knocked Up. You really are The Apatow Crew

 

[Exploding Boy]

I..

I'm not gonna even say anything anymore. Prolly, I'd be weary of myself also.

I Don't blame her, don't blame anyone. I just blame myself for actually thinking a good thing could happen. No one wants a bastard child especially a frankenberry colored one at that.
So is it too late for me to be taken care of?

Do you want her to "take care of it" or do you actually want her to have it?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Do you want her to "take care of it" or do you actually want her to have it?

I'm not gonna tell her what to do. Its her body and the decision is up to her.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Will you name the kid after me? I think Robert is a pleasent name!

It's so odd reading the first few pages of this thread. How it went from you couldn't asking her out to getting her Knocked Up. You really are The Apatow Crew

My name was original suppose to be Robert, but my dad wanted a son named after him.

i got the magic stick that's why.

 

[Exploding Boy]

I'm not gonna tell her what to do. Its her body and the decision is up to her.

Okay well what you want her to do if it was up to you?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay well what you want her to do if it was up to you?

I'm not much into such topics but i don't ever think abortion should be a option. Only like if a woman is raped by a crackhead and even yet i kinda don't like that.

I know it cost a lot but i say have the kid. Even though its not coming out of anywhere of me.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Yeah. Well its a lot more than just "costing a lot". Theres also adoption

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah. Well its a lot more than just "costing a lot". Theres also adoption

Yes i know that option also.

and Like i said thats up to her. On what she wants to do.

 

[JLBats]

The Apatow Crew:

I want you to sing to the one you love when the time comes. You will know when the time has come. You won't like it. You won't feel like singing. I want you to remember, when the time comes, that I told you the singing would help.

It will make you look crazy.
There's nothing like looking crazy to give you the edge.

 

[Eggyman]

The Apatow Crew:

I want you to sing to the one you love when the time comes. You will know when the time has come. You won't like it. You won't feel like singing. I want you to remember, when the time comes, that I told you the singing would help.

It will make you look crazy.
There's nothing like looking crazy to give you the edge.

BrINGing oNN tHE RIItz!

 

[Erzengel]

Wow this story gets weirder all the time.

Now she wants space?

I'm not going to push my beliefs on you JAL, but why shouldn't you have a say on what happens to your kid, especially if she has it and wants money from you.

Although, the way this story is going, she's going to fall down the stairs or something.

I don't know JAL it all sounds kinda fishy. Maybe she's telling a web of lies just to make you bolt from her.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea I think shes lying, if she is really pregnant the last thing a normal person would want is to be left alone.

 

[Eggyman]

Just caught up on our daily events. Sweet Jesus. Jalapple, I know you're into writing screenplays... you should write about this! It'd be awesome, easy to write, funny... lots of other things, too. You could call it The Appletoe Screw.

• Boy sees a girl...
• Boy pounces.
• Girls gets pregnated...
• Girl runs away.
• The boy, heartbroken, eventually tracks her down...
• He kills her and buries her head in his mom's basement.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Just caught up on our daily events. Sweet Jesus. Jalapple, I know you're into writing screenplays... you should write about this! It'd be awesome, easy to write, funny... lots of other things, too. You could call it The Appletoe Screw.

• Boy sees a girl...
• Boy pounces.
• Girls gets pregnated...
• Girl runs away.
• The boy, heartbroken, eventually tracks her down...
• He kills her and buries her head in his mom's basement.

That's silly. my mom doesn't even have a basement.

 

[November Rain]

ah man, this thread is like a comic and a peeked at the ending without reading it all the way through,

back to page 2 for me....

 

[Ace of Knaves]

ah man, this thread is like a comic and a peeked at the ending without reading it all the way through,

back to page 2 for me....

You haven't missed anything, apart from JAL whinging about how hard life is and that it's unfair.

 

[Eggyman]

You haven't missed anything, apart from JAL whinging about how hard life is and that it's unfair.

There are some nice, juicy, out-of-the-blue rants to appreciate

 

[Ace of Knaves]

There are some nice, juicy, out-of-the-blue rants to appreciate

Haha good point. Some of those rants are quite entertaining.

 

[Erzengel]

I think someone is lying and I'm betting it's the girl because I would think if JAL would actually try to fabricate something like this, it'd be something a little more stellar.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Agreed. I think the girl is talking wet. How many girls does anyone know who wants to be alone when they find out they're pregnant?

 

[LondonGirl]

I'm shocked that JAL hasn't left the hype, the amount of mockery he constantly deals with...

Aww lol poor JAL

 

[Ace of Knaves]

No not poor JAL, he brings it on himself.