I feel like such an Idiot!

[The Apatow Crew]

I could be dick a just move out of her life, but i'm not gonna do that.

This is my one shot to do somerthing good with my life. I've always said i be a better parent then my sister was.

its just in life sometimes you gotta plan for the unexpected.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well that's admirable. You won't be able to spoil this kid w/ gifts and things but you sound like you wanna take care of everything else.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've seen people in situations similar to yours work things out with one child. It's going to take a mutual effort though... if you are the only one who is willing to put forth any effort then this kid doesn't really stand that great of a chance. She is going to have to put forth just as much effort as you.

Now... if she doesn't want you to be part of this child's life, that is on her. You can only try and convince her that you are willing to be there as a father. If she still keeps giving you the cold shoulder... then I say let her live the way she wants to live. But that's really only up to you.

 

[JLBats]

I can't believe this is all really happening

Words can't.
They just can't.

 

[AndThePickles]

Are you positive that it's your child, btw? From what you said, it seems too early for her to have known she was pregnant.

 

[knowsbleed]

There's quite a few of us who've asked him the same question. He pretty much just gets offended and moans about how we don't understand his situation. Because he's the only person in the world who's had relationship drama.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When guts go bad...

 

[Gilpesh]

There's quite a few of us who've asked him the same question. He pretty much just gets offended and moans about how we don't understand his situation. Because he's the only person in the world who's had relationship drama.

And sex with that girl.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

And sex with that girl.

*Some comment about highways and traffic, blah blah*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Are you positive that it's your child, btw? From what you said, it seems too early for her to have known she was pregnant.

Its been like 3 weeks. So i'm being played as the fool?

 

[Star]

Three weeks since you've had sex or three weeks since she found out?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's tryin to stick you for your paper

 

[AndThePickles]

Its been like 3 weeks. So i'm being played as the fool?

Has she even missed her period, yet? Most women don't even realize they're pregnant until a couple weeks after the missed period. It just seems rather suspicious on her part...I'd INSIST on a DNA test.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

She's tryin to stick you for your paper

Yeah, I don't think working at Sonic has him rakin' in that paper.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well that's admirable. You won't be able to spoil this kid w/ gifts and things but you sound like you wanna take care of everything else.

Yeah, I know. I just wanna prove i'm a dependable person?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, I know. I just wanna prove i'm a dependable person?

That's a great "dad quality"

 

[The Apatow Crew]

She's tryin to stick you for your paper

Well, then she's screwing the wrong person. If that's the case.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well, then she's screwing the wrong person. If that's the case.

Just cuz you grew up a screw up doesn't mean you can't make a decent dad.

 

[Prison Mike]

Well, then she's screwing the wrong person. If that's the case.

literally and metaphorically. lol

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Has she even missed her period, yet? Most women don't even realize they're pregnant until a couple weeks after the missed period. It just seems rather suspicious on her part...I'd INSIST on a DNA test.

Yeah, she has.

And okay, i'll be sure to do that then.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When you "insist", don't be all Maury Povich about it either. You get all aggressive and she's gonna flip out and have a B fit; whether she's lying or not.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That's a great "dad quality"

Just cuz you grew up a screw up doesn't mean you can't make a decent dad.

I know, thats why I said what i said before. I know i'm not exactly Mr. Perfect. *waits for wrestling refence*

 

[AndThePickles]

When you "insist", don't be all Maury Povich about it either. You get all aggressive and she's gonna flip out and have a B fit; whether she's lying or not.

Well, if she refuses, THEN he'll have to get aggressive about it. Having a kid is a big deal, he just needs to be 100% sure it's his!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

When you "insist", don't be all Maury Povich about it either. You get all aggressive and she's gonna flip out and have a B fit; whether she's lying or not.

Yeah, I know how to act and not be one of those people.Whodoesn't know what to say or act.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I know, thats why I said what i said before. I know i'm not exactly Mr. Perfect. *waits for wrestling refence*

You have to teach this kid how to slap his gum out of the air