I feel like such an Idiot!

[The Apatow Crew]

You have to teach this kid how to slap his gum out of the air

And how to catch a towel.
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[Colossal Spoons]

He was Pickle's fav wrestler you know.

 

[AndThePickles]

He was Pickle's fav wrestler you know.

LIES!

 

[Alistair]

Heya,

Well, I've been a lurker for a pretty long time, so I know some of what's going on, and finally decided to register, and of all things, I decided to post on this thread, right?

Well, I do have a few things to say, so I guess that's why I'm posting, or should I say, posted?

Anyways, I can understanding everyone questioning if this is true or not, I know I would be this fast, really, it does seem quick that she is with "your" child. Really if this is her first, for my wife wasn't even sure she was our child (Our first one due end of this month, BTW) until a month or two afterwards for all stress of our jobs (We are both in management, as I believe your GF is, right?).

I digress, for some woman do "know" when something is outta of wack, and it's possible, or something else is entirety wrong or the alike. So I would go with the others if ya wanna go that route, and get DNA testing, or be the good daddy. I did that once; that's all I'll be doing it, and that's another story all together.

G'Luck,
Alistair

 

[The Apatow Crew]

He was Pickle's fav wrestler you know.

Really now, You know something everyday.

LIES!

Come on, you can admit it.

 

[Eggyman]

Yeah, I know. I just wanna prove i'm a dependable person?

That's a great "dad quality"

Well, then she's screwing the wrong person. If that's the case.

Just cuz you grew up a screw up doesn't mean you can't make a decent dad.

Yeah, she has.

And okay, i'll be sure to do that then.

When you "insist", don't be all Maury Povich about it either. You get all aggressive and she's gonna flip out and have a B fit; whether she's lying or not.

This was all great

TAC, I may take the piss sometimes, but it's never malicious... you seem to have the right idea about all of this now.

I'm a lil e-proud of you.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Good luck TAC whatever happens, if this is true or not.

 

[November Rain]

mr perfect's the greatest wrestler ever. that was when the intercontinental championship meant something

no one could kick someone sitting in the back of the head like mr perfect. and the perfect flex is unbreakable to this day...

woooo.....

 

[Eggyman]

mr perfect's the greatest wrestler ever. that was when the intercontinental championship meant something

no one could kick someone sitting in the back of the head like mr perfect. and the perfect flex is unbreakable to this day...

woooo.....

I seem to remember some awesome Bret Hart and Mr Perfect matches. A great combination.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This was all great

TAC, I may take the piss sometimes, but it's never malicious... you seem to have the right idea about all of this now.

I'm a lil e-proud of you.

I'm e-mbrassed.

 

[Erzengel]

JAL have you been "out" with her recently?

Have you met her parents?

Do her parents know?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL have you been "out" with her recently?

Have you met her parents?

Do her parents know?

No, cause shes been working this week during the day. But were suppose to do something tomorrow since she has off.

I met them a couple of times.

And no, no one knows yet. We're waiting for the right time. Like X-mas or so.

 

[Ronny Shade]

we all know

 

[Erzengel]

No, cause shes been working this week during the day. But were suppose to do something tomorrow since she has off.

I met them a couple of times.

And no, no one knows yet. We're waiting for the right time. Like X-mas or so.

How many dates have you been on together?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well, if she refuses, THEN he'll have to get aggressive about it. Having a kid is a big deal, he just needs to be 100% sure it's his!

I really don't understand why she'd lie and tell JAL it's his kid. Really how bad could the real father be if a burger flipper, living at home, without a driver's liscense is the back up plan. Now I know that sounds harsh, but it's more just stating the facts, I do hope everything turns out well for JAL, his girl and kid. If they're happy, that's what matters.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Maybe her real father is trying to start a pre-existing porn website for money and is living off some injury settlement he received after getting hit by a mail truck.

 

[Erzengel]

Or it's a relative.....dun dun.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe her real father is trying to start a pre-existing porn website for money and is living off some injury settlement he received after getting hit by a mail truck.

Cumming soon, huh? Right?

How many dates have you been on together?

About 8 or so. But its hard to know what you really call a date? Is just being with them doing nothing really just watching a movie on dvd or something a date?

I really don't understand why she'd lie and tell JAL it's his kid. Really how bad could the real father be if a burger flipper, living at home, without a driver's liscense is the back up plan. Now I know that sounds harsh, but it's more just stating the facts, I do hope everything turns out well for JAL, his girl and kid. If they're happy, that's what matters.

Thanks. And yeah, its the happiest i've been in a long time.

 

[Erzengel]

Well at least now you don't need a condom.

Am I right?

*high five*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well at least now you don't need a condom.

Am I right?

*high five*

Yes, very nice.

*High fives everyone in thread*

 

[Showtime]

I can't believe this is all really happening

I'm still not convinced it is.

Its been like 3 weeks. So i'm being played as the fool?

Are you sure that she is even pregnant, maybe it was her weird way of driving you away?

You have to teach this kid how to slap his gum out of the air

That's my move!

 

[Erzengel]

Unless she has a std.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Unless she has a std.

Then oh, well.

What cha gonna do? But star in one of those's std complains.

 

[AndThePickles]

I really don't understand why she'd lie and tell JAL it's his kid. Really how bad could the real father be if a burger flipper, living at home, without a driver's liscense is the back up plan. Now I know that sounds harsh, but it's more just stating the facts, I do hope everything turns out well for JAL, his girl and kid. If they're happy, that's what matters.

Honestly, I wasn't thinking "Oh, she's screwing him for his money" or anything. Moreso that the real father didn't want to stick around, and she wants someone in her life, so she'd pretend the baby was JAL's.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Honestly, I wasn't thinking "Oh, she's screwing him for his money" or anything. Moreso that the real father didn't want to stick around, and she wants someone in her life, so she'd pretend the baby was JAL's.

Even if that was gthe case. I wouldn't care. I mean what else do i have in my life. So what if it isn't? that's only a small percentage.