The Dark Knight Rises Ideas For Incorporating Characters Into the Nolanverse

[RockyBatboa]

Halle Berry as Riddle Lady cameo.

Batman's in a tooth and nails fight to the finish with Killer Croc on the streets of Gotham

Camera pans to the left, open ended alleyway

Woman in Green stripper outfit with mouse ears mask stumbles out of alleyay unto the street, pushing a shopping cart with a big cardboard sign in it.

Sign adorned with question marks. Riddle Lady starts to scratch herself incesstantly:

Riddle Lady approached the fight scene, Batman and Croc speechless:

RiddleLady: (to Batman) 40 bucks?

Batman: (?)

Killer Croc snatches Riddle Lady in his huge arms and swallows her whole.

End cameo.

 

[sabetoonth]

thats funny right there!

 

[RockyBatboa]

You kid?

I can do better.


Man Bat has ravaged the conflicted modern city of Gotham for months. Though several sightings of a strange, arcane flying creature has been reported, most of the city regards it a an urban myth.

Batman knows better though.







And so does Riddle-Lady (introuducing Halle Berry)

IN a violent introduction to one another on the rooftops of Gotham, Batman and Man-Bat are locked in MORTAL combat.

With every Batarang thrown, Man-Bat avoids the attack.

Then, suddenly, the rooftop door of the Wayne Enterprises building opens up, and out comes that master of conundrums, that quizzler of maddeening enigmas,

THE RIDDLE LADY

With trademark hefty garbage bag (adorned with question marks) in tow, also cardboard box "No more than 30 bucks" sign, Riddle Lady enters the fray.

Man-Bat: ARAKLHHHHHHHHHHHHk!!!!!!!! ABOIMINWEKATION!!!!!!!

Baman: Get back. Get Back, Man-bat. She's dangerous.


Riddle-Lady: Worse things i never saw, yet noone seen it! what am i?
(Riddle-Lady, stumblingly walking dangerously close t the ledge, accidently trips over)


But before Riddle-Lady's falls to her fateful death, Man-Bat swoops down...........


Sadly, for the kill.

Exit stage left Riddle-Lady.RIP

 

[RockyBatboa]

You kid?

I can do better.


Man Bat has ravaged the conflicted modern city of Gotham for months. Though several sightings of a strange, arcane flying creature has been reported, most of the city regards it a an urban myth.

Batman knows better though.







And so does Riddle-Lady (introuducing Halle Berry)

IN a violent introduction to one another on the rooftops of Gotham, Batman and Man-Bat are locked in MORTAL combat.

With every Batarang thrown, Man-Bat avoids the attack.

Then, suddenly, the rooftop door of the Wayne Enterprises building opens up, and out comes that master of conundrums, that quizzler of maddeening enigmas,

THE RIDDLE LADY

With trademark hefty garbage bag (adorned with question marks) in tow, also cardboard box "No more than 30 bucks" sign, Riddle Lady enters the fray.

Man-Bat: ARAKLHHHHHHHHHHHHk!!!!!!!! ABOIMINWEKATION!!!!!!!

Baman: Get back. Get Back, Man-bat. She's dangerous.


Riddle-Lady: Worse things i never saw, yet noone seen it! what am i?
(Riddle-Lady, stumblingly walking dangerously close t the ledge, accidently trips over)


But before Riddle-Lady's falls to her fateful death, Man-Bat swoops down...........


Sadly, for the kill.

Exit stage left Riddle-Lady.RIP

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

You're aware that there are easily identifiable lesbian undertones in the relationship between both characters, right?

Yes I know that way you can introduce another character but then harley woudn't love mista J. And Poison Ivy being a seducer I've we now that she has a person at home waiting for her!

 

[Crook]

Well if Nolan ever opens himself up to ol' Pengy, apparently Paul Giamatti would love to play the role:

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/02/1...be-fantastic-to-play-the-penguin-in-batman-3/

 

[sabetoonth]

that i could see, giammatti could be great in the role

 

[sabetoonth]

harley is blindly under jokers control, so shed go back to him any ways

 

[Mutagen]

that i could see, giammatti could be great in the role

He would be great for a number of Batman villains, he has a great talent in what he does.

 

[RockyBatboa]

I could see him as penguin, ventriliquist, calendar man, and mad hatter.


He'd probably be best as an excentric and provocatively poetic mad hatter.

 

[sabetoonth]

hes just a really good actor, i liked him in shoot'em up

 

[Mutagen]

I could see him doing Mad Hatter, but I don't care for either Giamatti or the Mad Hatter.

I'd much rather Alan Rickman for Penguin.

Rickman eh? I don't see it, guys seems as thin as a pencil. I see the Penguin as a chunky, short fellow myself.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Rickman eh? I don't see it, guys seems as thin as a pencil. I see the Penguin as a chunky, short fellow myself.

Nothing a diet or a suit and make-up can't change. Bale weighed 120 lbs. around the time he took the Batman role.

 

[sabetoonth]

so, ow about, skelator?

 

[brinomite]

what about calendar man? im going to go ahead and contradict myself as the proverbial "serial killer" thing has been done before, but not in the nolanverse. He may not be the most interesting character, but similar to new fans of the series who didnt know of ras al ghul, it could potentially work.

 

[Mutagen]

I'd rather Riddler, and there are villains I'd rather than Riddler too, but if we are going for an intellectual type; Riddler.

 

[brinomite]

Yeah, i could see either, and that could also introduce the possibility of vicki vale, as she would be covering either the calendar man killings or the riddlers (antics?--would he actually kill anyone? hrmmm)

 

[Darkness Falls]

Catwoman - i'd take the returns style cat suit away and go for more of the julie newmar catwoman outfit from the 60's (obviously with a little more modern approach though)

 

[Rasputin911]

Riddler: rogue federal agent obsessed with solving the "Batman riddle", becomes increasingly corrupt, abusive, and deranged in his hunt

Penguin: arms dealer/wealthy socialite who makes a fortune armings the new "freaks" taking over Gotham's crime syndicates (this would open the door for people like Black Mask, ventriloquist, Jokerz, etc.)

I think these two could carry a movie if they were used in the above way. The corrupt Nygma/Nashton could even make deals with Copplebot, etc. etc.

 

[brinomite]

The problem with the penguin (as far as i know and have heard) is that nolan does not want to include the character under any circumstances, just as bale won't do a film that would include robin (bale is my hero). The riddler, i duno, the reincarnation of the joker even at the end of BB made sense; i'm really not too intrigued by revamping and recycling characters that have already been bastardized by ****** movies-aside from two face .

 

[sabetoonth]

heaTH GOT THE OSCAR

 

[Mutagen]

Good to hear he didn't die in vain.

 

[CaptainClown]

Good to hear he didn't die in vain.

yes, because that role of the Joker was his sacrifice for the good of humanity THANK GOD for Heath. He is almost like Jesus I wish I had some of his bread n fishes.

 

[Two-Face=Badass]

yes, because that role of the Joker was his sacrifice for the good of humanity THANK GOD for Heath. He is almost like Jesus I wish I had some of his bread n fishes.

ROFL!

Get ready to hear a whole lotta hate though man, a lot of people are going to miss the joke and take offense.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

ROFL!

Get ready to hear a whole lotta hate though man, a lot of people are going to miss the joke and take offense.

^^So true, although part of me wants to say Doctor Doom was joking as well. "Don't ever make a joke about Ledger! He's a God!"

I wish somebody would post the "Why didn't you see The Dark Knight?" picture over here.