If you were offered $5M for a year in jail, would you agree?

[Lord]

Oh, I have. It was only county jail and only for 6 months and that was 16 years ago but I remember it. There was no ass rape or anything of the sort going on. It was pretty boring. So boring that you actually WANTED someone to offer you a work position just so that you'd have something to fill your time with. Kitchen duties were the best since they got extra food to eat.

And are the other inmates......a decent company?

 

[Sentinel X]

County jail sure but I wouldn't do prison. Not only is it dangerous but someone like me would probably get butt raped.

 

[elgaz]

No butt secks or possible death, and hell yeah, why not. I mean my current work feels a bit like a prison at times anyway, so for $5m I'd happily go further afield.

 

[WildcatNC]

I'd even do state prison for 5 mil if I had to. I wouldn't do the worst ones though, in Texas, SoCal, ect, unless it was my only option for the money. I've trained all my life in martial arts, I would just have to rely on that as a butt sex deterrent. Put my thumbs through the eye sockets of the first dude to try and let word get around.

You could work a crappy job for 30 years and not make that much. Its worth the risk. Can't win big if you don't take a risk.

 

[E-Man]

If it was jail I would definitely do it. Prison on the other hand is too risky. At some point in time the inmates are going to figure out why you're there, and you'll have to promise people money in order for them to protect you. Either that or people with long sentences will just start **** with you just because they have nothing to lose and they hate you. You probably can't do solitary the whole time either because you would probably go insane in a small room with a light on for weeks on end. If it was prison I certainly wouldn't do it.

 

[POWdER-man]

As long as there is butt sex & I get isolated, why not?

HAHA, this is the funniest post in this thread as I am pretty sure you left a word out.

 

[Duke]

HAHA, this is the funniest post in this thread as I am pretty sure you left a word out.

yeah, my bad. still had some cobwebs when I posted that.

 

[WildcatNC]

HAHA, this is the funniest post in this thread as I am pretty sure you left a word out.

t:


I noticed that too.

 

[WildcatNC]

yeah, my bad. still had some cobwebs when I posted that.

What would Freud call that I wonder?

 

[Paroxysm]

Yes, if it's a Canadian jail.

No, if it's an American jail

Hell No, if it's a Mexican jail.

 

[mrvlknight21]

This is true JStorm, and I wouldn't for a minute consider it if it was American jail, watched too many Lockdown episodes to presume I'd survive the experience, I'm too white, too cute, and too socially inept not to be made a *****.

Canadian jails don't hold the same culture though, probably still get the **** kicked out of me, but for 5 million?

Youre not that cute.

Hold your tongue.

I'm two ****'s and a pot to piss in. Keep your head up and listen: Back down to no one. Watch your ass, mind your brain, keep close to the family and live.

Other than that.. . .you've got ****.

Word.

Could you break that down for a layman such as myself.
As it is I'm really not sure if you're role playing, telling me you've been in jail and I should get humble about the subject, telling me to prepare myself for immanent butt rape, being drunk and typing, or telling me how to survive in the clink.

First of all, JStorm is ALWAYS "drunk and typing."

Secondly....well, just remember the first part.

I've trained all my life in martial arts, I would just have to rely on that as a butt sex deterrent. Put my thumbs through the eye sockets of the first dude to try and let word get around.

Thats always fun. We trained on how to tear someone's trachea out last night.

Yes, serious.

 

[JStorm]

First of all, JStorm is ALWAYS "drunk and typing."

Secondly....well, just remember the first part.

Irish whiskey makes the house clean and the Hype fun.

 

[mrvlknight21]

Irish whiskey makes the house clean and the Hype fun.

And your family proud.

 

[JStorm]

And your family proud.

Not sure if serious.


Get back on topic and leave me be.

 

[kedrell]

And are the other inmates......a decent company?

They were alright. You keep to yourself and you don't have any problems. They were all too busy watching COPS all the time anyway(I guess trying to learn tricks to being better criminals).

 

[Yurka]

5 million for a year in Jail? Thats over 13k a day.
Be smart with that cash and you'd never have to work a day again in your life, so, Yes.

 

[Iron_Stark]

For a year? Pffft, I'd stand on my head for that amount.

 

[TheZink]

Country jail? Not a problem.
State prison? Here in Alabama, probably not a problem either.

On my permanent record? That's fine. I'll go find a job working on cars, house work, etc. Won't matter because with $5million, I can invest and make the money work for me. No debt, and only my monthly bills to worry about.

 

[SuperSoldier985]

Maybe, but only if it was minimum security.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

yes, and use some of the money to pay for protection of my anus.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

so i know a guy who white collered 4 mil. He's serving 4 years in minimum security. And i'm like, that ain't a bad deal at all.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

County lockup? Hell yes.

 

[Ponyboy]

Jail, yes. Prison? No... i don't think so. I enjoy having my butt's virginity in tact.

aww hell, i'd probably do it anyway.

 

[Watson]

Prison Mike hasn't posted in this thread yet? What a shame.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Sure,I'd do it as long as nothing bad happens to me while I'm in jail.
Afterwards,I'll be one happy person with a big bank account.