If you were offered $5M for a year in jail, would you agree?

[Hound55]

Everyone would do anything "as long as nothing bad happens". To say that kind of misses the point of the hypothetical.

 

[E-Man]

Being in prison for a year would be nothing to that Hound fella. Australia already threatens your life 8 times a day, and he's also the descendant of a bunch of criminals. This would be a cakewalk for him.

 

[Hound55]

Well, I'M not. I'm the child of immigunts. Adelaide was also the first non-convict colony in Australia...

But I suppose I am surrounded by the descendants of criminals.

 

[Rhiannon]

I don't know. As a small, timid female who would quickly be owned by anyone looking for someone easy to push around, I'm going to guess I wouldn't escape the year without serious mental trauma at the least.

 

[WildcatNC]

Thats always fun. We trained on how to tear someone's trachea out last night.

Yes, serious.

Thats some of the real stuff.

 

[Schlosser85]

No.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Why not just ask the obvious? Would you let people rape you for one year for 5 million dollars?

 

[Calvin]

For 5 mil I'd do it even if I knew I'd probably be butt raped. As long as I felt pretty sure I wouldn't be killed, and I think I could avoid that.

 

[kane9321]

if there's no buttrape...i'd do it

 

[Prison Mike]

Prison Mike hasn't posted in this thread yet? What a shame.

My answer is YES.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

As long as there was no butt love than yes.

This.

 

[mrvlknight21]

My answer is YES.

Your answer is that you would do it for free.

 

[Prison Mike]

You my friend would be da belle of de ball.

 

[Watson]

My answer is YES.

You my friend would be da belle of de ball.

Prison Mike? What's the very, very worst thing about prison?

 

[Prison Mike]

The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt!

 

[Tex]

Tough question. I've spent about 4 days in jail and I hated it. $5 million would be amazing though.

 

[WolfCypher]

Are we talking "jail" jail or buttrape prison jail?

 

[RedSkull]

I'd do 5 years in jail for 5 mil.

 

[jthom19802]

This is almost like a would you do gay porn situation. Look, $5 mil for one year and lets say you DO get the butt-sex once a day. That is roughly $13,700 a day to do something you hate for say 20 minutes.

Doesn't half the population do something they hate (work) for eight hours a day for much less than 13 grand?

Which you can then also incorporate to the original question, and just say would you go to prison and have butt-sex ONCE for $5 mil? I'm almost inclined to say they can tape my ass and broadcast it on the web.

I mean, once you've done it, you've done it, no matter how much you want to cry and puke. But what is 1 or what is 365?

Just throwing that into the convo.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Does house arrest count?

 

[Hound55]

There isn't a human being on Earth who wouldn't be willing to put themselves under a year's home detention for five million bucks...

 

[Prison Mike]

Would you agree to $5 million in exchange for one month in federal prison? There will be no chance of rape BUT you could be shanked. Would you take the offer?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

will this stay on ur record?

Who cares? You have five million cash, after taxes.