I'm So Screwed

[Colossal Spoons]

That's what I'm afraid of.

Although, there is the chance that you find one of those nasty chicks who wants you to get excited. In which case, you're bustin them cheeks that night

 

[C-$]

Although, there is the chance that you find one of those nasty chicks who wants you to get excited. In which case, you're bustin them cheeks that night

That's what I'm hoping for.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Then yeah, you will be so screwed.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Heh

 

[Mike_D202]

 

[BRUTAL]

Seriously, though, just relax and have fun and don't be self-conscious. You don't have to be Kevin Bacon or James Brown out there on the dance floor. Just go with the flow, stay with the beat and smile like a motherf**ker!

jag

Yes, you don't have to be ugly or dead... but it might help. Look into it.

 

[Erzengel]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

Raise the roof, playa.

 

[DV8]

if you can bob your head to a beat, you can dance . . . just try not to overthink it, and feel the beat

 

[ElToro]

This is one reason why iam not going to any of my High School Prom.

 

[BRUTAL]

if you can bob your head to a beat, you can dance . . . just try not to overthink it, and feel the beat

Gay?

 

[Darthphere]

Texas Two Step.

 

[Erzengel]

White man shuffle.

 

[BRUTAL]

Honky Hodown!

 

[demento]

Throw out your hands. / Stick out your tush. / Hands on your hips, give 'em a push. / You'll be surprised; you're doing the French mistake. / Voila!

 

[tdeverea]

Goddamn I love Google:

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to/42_how_to.html

http://www.essortment.com/lifestyle/learningdancep_twuu.htm

Seriously, though, just relax and have fun and don't be self-conscious. You don't have to be Kevin Bacon or James Brown out there on the dance floor. Just go with the flow, stay with the beat and smile like a motherf**ker!

jag

LMAO! Quoted for truth.

 

[BRUTAL]

Does Honky have an "e"?

Honkey?

What about Hodown?

Hoedown?

... judges?

 

[Erzengel]

I believe it was George Jefferson who used the work honky and the red necks who use hoe down. 2 words.

 

[Ice-man]

Everyone can somewhat dance, its all a matter of getting yourself to do it.

Slow dancing is your best bet for easy dancing, left arm grabs waist, right hand clasps her hand and you move back and round to the step beats of 1-2-3.

its easy.


modern dancing to the more upbeat music, its all in the legs and hips, shake ya hips dance ya steps add some flair and ya good bro.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

I'm going to a prom as well this year and I cant dance for ****. I just know to go with the 'flow'. I hope to figure out what that means by the time I actually do dance. Good luck. haha at the line I bolded.

 

[Erzengel]

Everyone can somewhat dance, its all a matter of getting yourself to do it.

Slow dancing is your best bet for easy dancing, left arm grabs waist, right hand clasps her hand and you move back and round to the step beats of 1-2-3.

its easy.


modern dancing to the more upbeat music, its all in the legs and hips, shake ya hips dance ya steps add some flair and ya good bro.

Yeah bust out those Jr. High School moves.

 

[November Rain]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

tell her you have aids and them squirt some blood on her...that'll get you out of dancing.

or if push comes to mother****ing shove....

watch footloose and pay great attention to the part where this song plays

 

[Arcturus]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

You can dance if you want to...you could leave your friends behind...

 

[Ice-man]

Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, Well they're no friends of mine.


Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy Safety DANCE!

 

[DV8]

Gay?

no, sorry Brutal; I'm straight so you'll have to try your gay hand at kol_lover

 

[BRUTAL]

Did you really just use a "I know you are, but what am I" line?