Jack Bauer vs Batman

[Spidey-Bat]

I thought Bauer was Batman

If Bauer was Batman, '24' wouldn't be in hours, it'd be in seconds.

 

[rdh007]

Bauer gets my vote. His secret identity is Chuck Norris.

 

[lars573]

Jack Bauer is lame. Batman for the win.

 

[Immortalfire]

Batman.

All this bogus Jack Bauer love is getting annoying.

 

[The Chairman]

Jack Bauer.

 

[Mee]

Batman.

All this bogus Jack Bauer love is getting annoying.

He's the new Chuck Norris.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Batman.

All this bogus Jack Bauer love is getting annoying.

"You've read my file, you know who I am and what I'm capable of. First I'm going to cut out your right eye, then I'm going to move here and cut out your left eye. Then I'm going to keep moving down your face, cutting, cutting and cutting until you give me the information I want, NOW WHERE IS THE NERVE GAS!"

It's not bogus. Anyone who says s#$t like that deserves all the love he gets.

 

[Clerk]

This is like asking which one of my girlfriend's breasts do I cut off.

 

[Snipershot]

batmans suit is bulletproof. jack bauer would be killed quickly

 

[DOG LIPS]

Batman would eat his own face to get out of a trap. Jack would just spew deadly dialogue for 30 minutes.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Have a good example of a situation where Batman would do that?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Have a good example of a situation where Batman would do that?

Yeah, but after he got out of the trap he spit his face out and glued it back on, so there's not much evidence after this one time he did it.

 

[Mee]

Have a good example of a situation where Batman would do that?

Joker puts Bats in trap.

Bats eats face to get free.

Beats the snot out of Joker while blood spews from his neck.

End scene.

 

[Chev Chelios]

So Bauer is the new Chuck Norris, when Batman is right now getting the Chuck Norris exaggeration treatment? lol.

 

[Mee]

So Bauer is the new Chuck Norris, when Batman is right now getting the Chuck Norris exaggeration treatment? lol.

Pssh. Prep time.

 

[jimmy]

Batman.

 

[ThePenguin]

I vote Burt Reynolds

 

[Caliber]

I thought Bauer was Batman

That would make sense or Bauer could earth 9 Batman.

 

[StorminNorman]

So Bauer is the new Chuck Norris, when Batman is right now getting the Chuck Norris exaggeration treatment? lol.

The difference is that Bauer is a fad - Batman is Forever.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Bauer is baby food compared to the Bat.

 

[The Riddler]

solid snake versus batman!

that would be really tough.

 

[DeFett]

Batman would win ...because Jack Bauer is a TV character and doesn't exist.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Even if I didn't like Jack Bauer, I'd vote for Jack Bauer just because Batman fans are f$#king whackjobs.

 

[CConn]

Same to you, Frenchie.

 

[Chev Chelios]

I'm an English bloke.