Lady i went to primary school with is now an Uber-licious actress, booo...

[Odin's Lapdog]

in the south we have the most welcoming lady folk, though they seem to only be able to hanld me for so long. Some say after awhile that i am coming on a little too strong, though they do like the company.

pardon?

 

[Drakon]

Apparently, one of my best friends from High School is now a porn actress.

Thank god I don't watch porn. That'd be awkward finding her in one.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

it'd be funny...

i saw my housemates home made pornography on one of their computers, it's a cracking laugh, especially if they piss you off, and you can chuckle about it, and they have no idea why you are laughing...

the ultimate one-up

 

[Drakon]

But how do you get a one-up on a porn actress? This [from what I understand] isn't like setting up a camera while you do the deed. It's a little more...professional than that.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

that's a point....

unfortunately, i'm no help here...

 

[Drakon]

S'okay.

Go read where I pwned Bison.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

i've already read it...



there isn't much that gets passed me, i'm on the hype with four other people all under the same username, we work as a good unit for the common good of Odin's lapdog

 

[Drakon]

So, you share your username with four other people?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

you'd know better than anyone else, if you are a mod

you can find out if i'm lying or not...

 

[Drakon]

Just because I have the ability to look through someone's disguise, doesn't mean I always will. I do respect your privacy.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

well to answer your questions, nope, i'm the only one on the end of this username and the only one that's ever used it to the best of my knowledge..

 

[spider-jide]

well this girl i used to know when we were kids is a model now
she does a few local community tv shows i reckon

this be her:

more of her here

She's 17? Hot diggiddy dayum, I'd hit left, right and centre.

 

[NHawk19]

I gotta say I feel your pain Odin. Two people who went to my HS turned out similar. One was a QB in the NFL and the other was Christina Aguliera

 

[AmbientFire]

well this girl i used to know when we were kids is a model now
she does a few local community tv shows i reckon

this be her:

more of her here

God DAMN dude. My mind is telling me "no" but my pants are saying "Oh YES"

 

[DOG LIPS]

This old guy that lived next door a few years ago always told me he was an actor, and he appeared in many films as an extra/small role. I never believed him until I saw him in a movie one day, then I went to his house to attack him and steal his face but he moved away.

 

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

You love to wind me up don't you

I'll have you know I'm not a townie...I'm a vicious punk

Who's the Daddy rocks my freaking socks.

 

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

...

Pic deleted as per model's request.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I hate meeting up with people from high school. It's usually like this:

Them: "Hi!!! How have you been???

Me: "I'm OK. I guess."

Them: "I'M RICH BEEYITCH!"

Me: "I'm wearing the same jockies I did back in high school with holes in them."

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

hyde, it doesn't seem like she wants her pics linked without her permission, so i would appreciate it if you took the link down, if people want to know what she looks like, then they are free to go to the gallery section of her website in the link i posted at the beginning of this thread...

 

[Drakon]

He's gone for the night, so I took the liberty of taking the pic off, dude.

 

[Exabyte]

well this girl i used to know when we were kids is a model now
she does a few local community tv shows i reckon

this be her:

more of her here

Like I always say, befriend them when you are young, they will always remember you and may even give you a chance.

 

[Exabyte]

Apparently, one of my best friends from High School is now a porn actress.

Thank god I don't watch porn. That'd be awkward finding her in one.

Oh, yeah, what would be more weird is finding your sister in a porn that your buddy rented. ...and you watched the whole thing anyways..

 

[Drakon]

Oh, yeah, what would be more weird is finding your sister in a porn that your buddy rented. ...and you watched the whole thing anyways..

*shudder* Thank god all my siblings are male.

And I don't watch Porn.

 

[spider-jide]

And I don't watch Porn.

Stop lying to yourself.

 

[Drakon]

Stop lying to yourself.

You know, in Soviet Russia, Porn watches YOU!