Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[Erzengel]

I think it's pretty much the luck of a draw or if you're dating an athletic girl who's training helps strengthen those lower muscle groups.

Also, it depends how aroused a woman is. If she's anxious or not interested, the less lubrication is produced and it feels tighter. Also, some women produce less lubrication than others. Obviously when a woman is into it, and is aroused enough that her area lengthens and expands, gives the experience that she's looser.

It's not really a given the more petite girl, the more constrictive it is as per a bigger or taller or both.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

She can be 4'10 and it could be like Carlsbad Caverns down there, man.

I've honestly never had anything that bad. I can say the shortest I've been with were not [BLACKOUT]the tightest I've been with. Although there was a thirty year old who was quite petite, and I had trouble making it fit in her. I've been with some tall chicks that nearly straight up crushed the thing though. Poor guy.......[/BLACKOUT]

Nope. Not in the least.

Yeah didn't think so.

Definitely not something u can tell by looking at a girl. It's not dependant on the girls size.

P.S. Kind of depends on the size of the guy too doesn't it? I mean, if it's a small one, it won't feel so tight.

I've always wonder how much this paints my experience of it.

 

[Anita18]

Definitely not something u can tell by looking at a girl. It's not dependant on the girls size.

P.S. Kind of depends on the size of the guy too doesn't it? I mean, if it's a small one, it won't feel so tight.

Yeah I was gonna say. Sometimes my bf is larger than other times as well. What Erz says is completely right too. Sometimes it's easy and sometimes it's difficult, and I'm pretty sure I didn't pop out a kid or revert back to a virgin. Human bodies are weird like that.

I don't ask my friends how tight they are down there. It's just something that you figure re: body proportions. Then again we're talking about measurement differences that probably minuscule in real life (like 1/8" inches at most), but feels way different in use.

Kind of like ring sizes. The difference between a 3.5 and a 4 is probably 1/32ths of an inch. But that's the difference between a ring that fits perfectly on my finger and one that falls off when washing dishes.

 

[knowsbleed]

I dated a 32 year old woman who had an infantile uterus... [blackout]tightest person I've ever been with my whole life[/blackout]. I felt bad that she could never have kids because of it, but happy at the same time?[/question-mark-for-guilt-but-not-really]

 

[Anita18]

I dated a 32 year old woman who had an infantile uterus... [blackout]tightest person I've ever been with my whole life[/blackout]. I felt bad that she could never have kids because of it, but happy at the same time?[/question-mark-for-guilt-but-not-really]

They have things for that. It's called a C-section.

 

[knowsbleed]

I didn't really research the validity of her claim... but I do need to find her phone number again.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

The one I'm with currently is

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decently tight, although not the tightest by a longshot. That said, she's very good at oral, like really good, should teach classes. So I'm managing right now.

 

[terry78]

Thank the lord for spoiler tags.

 

[Anita18]

The one I'm with currently is

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decently tight, although not the tightest by a longshot. That said, she's very good at oral, like really good, should teach classes. So I'm managing right now.

Would you ditch a girl for not being to your liking down there?

Actually, I probably know the answer.

And that I shouldn't worry about my bf ditching me after I have kids, because he's a lot pickier with personality and would need to stick with me if he knows what's good for him.

 

[knowsbleed]

It's incredibly hard to find someone who is [blackout]orally gifted.[/blackout] Sometimes there is a lot of enthusiasm but not a lot of skill. Sometimes there is a lot of skill but not a lot of enthusiasm. Sometimes there is just not enough *ahem* suction. I'm sure it's the same vice versa for women finding gifted men.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Would you ditch a girl for not being to your liking down there?

Actually, I probably know the answer.

And that I shouldn't worry about my bf ditching me after I have kids, because he's a lot pickier with personality and would need to stick with me if he knows what's good for him.

Depends on how bad we are talking

When I have kids, assuming I do, I will not be leaving my wife/baby's momma over that, that's for sure. Even if it's a mess down there, it's my fault.

It's incredibly hard to find someone who is [blackout]orally gifted.[/blackout] Sometimes there is a lot of enthusiasm but not a lot of skill. Sometimes there is a lot of skill but not a lot of enthusiasm. Sometimes there is just not enough *ahem* suction. I'm sure it's the same vice versa for women finding gifted men.

Dear lord yes!

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I don't know who has that problem more, guys or girls, but orally gifted girls are few and far between. I very much agree with the observation too. A lot of younger girls I know are all enthusiastic for it, especially since it's a no preggers sex, but they just lack any skill for it. The current one puts a lot of little extras into what she does. Licking, sucking, changing the speed and suction, and really seems to enjoy it too. Can't help but admire those qualities.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ignorance is bliss, methinks, when it comes to that. Before I had the good... I was satisfied with the *meh*. Now that I've had the good, it makes the *meh* more *meh*ier.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Ignorance is bliss, methinks, when it comes to that. Before I had the good... I was satisfied with the *meh*. Now that I've had the good, it makes the *meh* more *meh*ier.

I've had a good back and forth between older women and younger women and [BLACKOUT]the older women kick the younger women's ass on the whole when it comes to oral. They seem more prone to enjoy it. Sometimes I sense younger people do it out of obligation, but I know a few who say they've always enjoyed it personally. Usually I'm pretty quick to put it out there and see if she'll bite (poor choice of words). I think I have one to look forward to tonight.[/BLACKOUT]

 

[terry78]

Normally I deal with this **** on my own, but I am not above feedback. A girl I used to work with back in 2007 found me on Linkedin a couple weeks back, and we went out to lunch, messed around at Dave and Buster's, etc. last weekend. She sent an email today with this excerpt -

I've been trying to avoid 2 guys who asked me out several times (and I've gone on a coffee date or dinner with both), as I don't feel no romantic connection with them whatsoever...one of them says he's confident we can be platonic friends, but my experiences tell me that he'll eventually be upset if we aren't a couple, otherwise what's the point of him hanging out with me. What do you think on man-woman friendship? Doable or non-exisiting??


- That is how the email ended. Might interested in seeing where something leads, but don't know if the above was some kind of hint/blatant test to see where I stand, or what.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe she's honestly curious if it's possible or maybe she likes you and is seeing if you'd get jealous?

 

[knowsbleed]

MY opinion... I can't be just friends with an attractive woman. There will always be the thought. Now, I don't know how your game works, but brutal honesty is always my policy. I'd tell her what I truly thought, it could prevent future drama. Now, it also could backfire because some people just love living in a soap opera. You have to calibrate your crazy-lady meter and use it when gauging her reaction to your reaction.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Whatever it is I'd just answer the question honestly, because if she is trying to hint that she is interested I doubt whatever answer you'll give will deter her.

 

[terry78]

MY opinion... I can't be just friends with an attractive woman. There will always be the thought. Now, I don't know how your game works, but brutal honesty is always my policy. I'd tell her what I truly thought, it could prevent future drama. Now, it also could backfire because some people just love living in a soap opera. You have to calibrate your crazy-lady meter and use it when gauging her reaction to your reaction.

And yes, knowsbleed, she is Japanese.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Here's one from me: There's a girl, and we're 'just friends'. I've never really made a pass at her as she does date someone but she's hot. Like she does modelling, runways and beach wear shoots all the time. We are really just friends though. The sauciest conversation I've tried having with her is "Heat or OKC, who do you like?". Conversely, while I've maintained this aloof friendship with her, I'm not oblivious. I made out with her sister [BLACKOUT]rave whilst on E, so it's quite possible she knows I'm not as square as I tend to like people to think I am in real life.[/BLACKOUT] Way back then her sister made an awkward comment that she heard "I was really cool", although I never really knew who said that. I don't really know anyone she knows besides her sister (although my cousin could've said something -- I tend to think of my family as sh** talkers though)

Recently though, specifically like the last three days I noticed some things that made me go "huh?". First she started calling me "baby", which I just don't have any reccollection of her calling me that before. She also stuck around until I left the bar, which she never does, although I left without going to the back where she was, so if there was some reason to stay that had to do with me I guess I'll just never know the answer there. Then Saturday I saw her and she asked "where are you watching the [Heat/OKC] game?", which I was busy for visiting the grand-parents.

She also goosed me recently. Actually like touched the small of my back and butt right while her bf was in the room, but wasn't looking in our direction. This was after I gave her the hello hug. I sort of pretended not to notice, almost pulled away a bit because he was present. That might not have been something I'd have been cool with in his shoes, but maybe it's just her being her, who knows?

There'd be no shot at a relationship here, but I'm down for a hook up. The one thing is I really can't throw something overt out there (usually how'd I'd test to see these things) because that may cause drama amongst my friends. I am sort of wondering how to steer some subtlety into a conversation and see if she bites on it or not. I have no problem playing it cool for now because I'm still trying to decide whether or not she's throwing me signals. That, and I am dating someone, and there are a ton of others I hang out with a lot who aren't exactly dating anyone, so all in all, if she's not interested it's no big loss, as I never really saw it that way in the beginning.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

this is the midnight edition isn't it?

 

[Nave 'Torment']

so... umm... i think i'm either getting other girls to notice me, or reading too much into things again -- i got three phone numbers over the course of the past few weeks, all from girls who came up and either introduced themselves/asked for name/started talking

i kept telling myself that im reading too much into things again but it seems with three different girls in three different places (college, coffee shop, and at work... no it's not my "friend" and no she wasn't around at work then), maybe im not the hopeless case after all? the girl from college today confessed "why am i telling you all this?" and started smiling. I'll keep an eye out for her... i guess?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Just saw her in the gym. She had like three schedule questions for me? What're doing tonight? This week? This weekend?

Also a friend of hers I've never met but she's close with friend requested me randomly.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

^ okay so this happens, what do you make of it?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

^ okay so this happens, what do you make of it?

Ummm, your stuff sounds good. Just shoot out like a text seeing what's up in a few days to all of them and just kind of see what feedback you get back. I'd assume at least one will wanna go out with you.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

tht works