Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[hopefuldreamer]

Okay I take it back... if you can take the last couple of pages of discussion about you and just completely ignore it so you can carry on talking about yourself like nothing's happened, then you're just insane, Or lying. I no longer want to defend you.

 

[Anubis]

You people are aware that he's trolling you.....right?

There is no Comic Girl or Fling Girl. He is nowhere near 50. He's simply come in with a silly story to get some attention. This is what he does. And damn it all, it worked.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

You people are aware that he's trolling you.....right?

There is no Comic Girl or Fling Girl. He is nowhere near 50. He's simply come in with a silly story to get some attention. This is what he does. And damn it all, it worked.

I always give people the benefit of the doubt, but I have to agree with you now.

Right, wall of silence people! Do not feed the troll!

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Okay I take it back... if you can take the last couple of pages of discussion about you and just completely ignore it so you can carry on talking about yourself like nothing's happened, then you're just insane. Or lying. I no longer want to defend you.

I actually kind of see ignoring accusations like that to be a good quality actually.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

You people are aware that he's trolling you.....right?

There is no Comic Girl or Fling Girl. He is nowhere near 50. He's simply come in with a silly story to get some attention. This is what he does. And damn it all, it worked.

Eh? I dunno. I definitely know people like this. I've seen our foundry guy carrying on about girls on Facebook, and it's not much different. Much of what he claims is highly exaggerated too. He once tried to paint a prostitute as his girlfriend for several weeks, and eventually someone caught wise to the fact she was and he completely dropped it. He still maintains to this day that they simply broke up, but he stopped seeing her immediately after everyone he knew found out she is a prostitute and was doing other guys the whole time.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Okay I take it back... if you can take the last couple of pages of discussion about you and just completely ignore it so you can carry on talking about yourself like nothing's happened, then you're just insane. Or lying. I no longer want to defend you.

I'm a bully for calling him stupid? You just called him insane. That's worse imo.

Anyway he's a troll. Let's just ignore him. Can we agree on that?

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm a bully for calling him stupid? You just called him insane. That's worse imo.

I said I take it back didn't I?

Stupid's one of my buttons. I'm pretty sensitive to that word. But evidently it didn't bother him one bit, so I was wrong...

And I didn't call him insane directly. The intentional implication in my statement, especially combined with the following post, is that I think he's lying and is actually just a troll winding us up for a laugh.

Though it might have come out a little bitter because I hate sticking up for someone and then feeling like an idiot for doing so because it's obviously not appreciated or wanted.

Anyway he's a troll. Let's just ignore him. Can we agree on that?

YES, please

 

[MrWayne]

Upon further meditation on this and reading all the out pour if replies I will apologize if I offended him and anyone else.

Although I never accused him of being anything rather I suggested it as a possible, but maybe even that was wrong so again I do apologize for my insensitivity.

Hopefully this can restore the thread to it's initial glory

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I'm a little tired of talking about the prostitute he hired online Fling Girl, and the over inflated ego that Dreadstar gets when Comic Girl actually talks to him. It seems like we have already decoded this relationship problem. Maybe I'll post a few SHH friendly images of the threeway I had last night.

Oh here's a good one...

I honestly thought this position defies physics but it's possible apparently...

Then the cat snuck in the room, needless to say it got a little weird...

Typically I'd kick someone out for that but you just can't say no to someone who can do this...

 

[Schlosser85]

I may have right-clicked and saved all of those for....personal use.

 

[MrWayne]

I dont see anything but black boxes.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I dont see anything but black boxes.

Right over your head, huh?

 

[Anita18]

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I'm rather unconcerned with his feelings, quite honestly, but telling someone they are mentally disabled is like accusing someone of rape. Unless you know something concrete, or that person has said so themselves, it's just not an accusation you hurl out there.

So lets just call him stupid instead!!

I'm gonna go with hopeful on this one.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Looking for a halfway mature discussion on this. When you look at a girl...

Spoiler

...do you ever wonder how tight she is?

 

[Schlosser85]

Oy vey.

 

[Anita18]

Looking for a halfway mature discussion on this. When you look at a girl...

Spoiler

...do you ever wonder how tight she is?

Good luck with that!

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Oy vey.

Good luck with that!

It's an honest question. I kind of feel like this is the "size" equivalent for guys, it's just not talked about as much as a thing people think about. I definitely think about it, it has an impact on my sexual compatibility I think, and I wonder whether anyone else shares that.

 

[The Guard]

Looking for a halfway mature discussion on this. When you look at a girl...

Not the first thing I think about, but eventually its going to be an issue.

I'm six three, so the first thing I consider is "Is she so short that this would be akward/nigh impossible?"

I never really think the other thing until it's go time.

My current girlfriend is

Spoiler

like a mouse's ear

, so I'm kind of spoiled. Or unlucky, Not sure which.

 

[Anita18]

It's an honest question. I kind of feel like this is the "size" equivalent for guys, it's just not talked about as much as a thing people think about. I definitely think about it, it has an impact on my sexual compatibility I think, and I wonder whether anyone else shares that.

The more petite the girl, the higher the likelihood that she's petite everywhere? Also, if she's had kids the natural way, stretches things out.

Yeah, that's all I got. Unfortunately there isn't an external sign like with guys. Although many guys are growers, not show-ers...

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

The more petite the girl, the higher the likelihood that she's petite everywhere? Also, if she's had kids the natural way, stretches things out.

Yeah, that's all I got. Unfortunately there isn't an external sign like with guys. Although many guys are growers, not show-ers...

The petite thing doesn't exactly hold true in my experience, although overall most of mine have been [blackout]very tight[/blackout] although given my typical age range so far I'm not surprised. Plus I avoid women with kids. I also hear most guys are grow-ers. Like 80% or something. I myself

Spoiler

definitely a little of both if such a thing were possible. If it's hot outside I tend to be more of a show-er which is a lot more fun for me . Much like guys I don't know of any definitive "tell". Conversely I've heard girls tell me "I knew you'd be hung because...", then others will say "no that doesn't tell you anything".

 

[terry78]

She can be 4'10 and it could be like Carlsbad Caverns down there, man.

 

[The Guard]

The petite thing doesn't exactly hold true in my experience

Nope. Not in the least.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Definitely not something u can tell by looking at a girl. It's not dependant on the girls size.

P.S. Kind of depends on the size of the guy too doesn't it? I mean, if it's a small one, it won't feel so tight.