Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[Anita18]

Women casually discussing sex on a fanboy forum in detail?


Dammit, you know we're all scared of vaginas in here.

You men seem to spend all your time chasing after it.

REAL MEN SHY NOT FROM THE SEX TALK!

What's the best way to dump someone... other than being truthful because, yaknow, who wants to do that?

I'm pretty sure lying involves coming up with a story that may or may not come off realistic....and who wants to do that?

 

[knowsbleed]

You just don't know, my lies contain vast amounts of verisimilitude.

 

[Erzengel]

I'd say, that you got a visit from your future self and he warned you of grave dangers if you stayed with her.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

You could always try the 'don't dump them... just be a really **** boyfriend and eventually they'll dump you' philosophy.

But honestly, you'd probably save a bit of effort just saying 'look, i'm really sorry but this doesn't feel right. I don't think we should be together anymore.'

Women casually discussing sex on a fanboy forum in detail?


Dammit, you know we're all scared of vaginas in here.

Women?! Where?!?

You men seem to spend all your time chasing after it.

REAL MEN SHY NOT FROM THE SEX TALK!


I'm pretty sure lying involves coming up with a story that may or may not come off realistic....and who wants to do that?

Penis' are way scarier than vaginas... I mean, you never hear about anyone slapping you with their vagina!

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Challenge accepted.

I hereby vow to get slapped by a vagina.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Challenge accepted.

I hereby vow to get slapped by a vagina.

You've been making that same vow for a while now.

 

[knowsbleed]

Challenge accepted.

I hereby vow to get slapped by a vagina.

If a vagina can actually slap you, I'm pretty sure that's a seasoned veteran of a vagina.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Challenge accepted.

I hereby vow to get slapped by a vagina.

Oh no...

Does someone wanna explain to Nell what a vagina is?

Think you might just fail that challenge...

 

[Erzengel]

If a vagina can actually slap you, I'm pretty sure that's a seasoned veteran of a vagina.

I want to be lifted up by my shirt and shaken.

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't think a vagina can do that, but I'm pretty sure I've watched a hentai where that was done to someone by a giant tentacle penis.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Japan: "where monsters raping an underage girl is....kinda hot"

*I'm told there are places in Japan, essentially what is their Red Light district, where you see freaky stuff like that everywhere. I'm told it's beyond anything we have in the states.

 

[knowsbleed]

I miss Japan.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Oh no...

Does someone wanna explain to Nell what a vagina is?

Think you might just fail that challenge...

Hey! I know what a vagina is!

Girls have them, right? So what, do girls keep them in their purses or something?

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Hey! I know what a vagina is!

Girls have them, right? So what, do girls keep them in their purses or something?

No, they keep them in men's wallets. Ba-dum-chish.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Boba Fett is dead. Deal with it nerds.

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh man Erz, dentata nightmares abound.


I don't know that I wouldn't entertain the idea though.

 

[Figs]

I myself can't right now, but that's because I'm on a particular medication for about a year. I can't during, unless the girl can go for like three hours, but I can do it myself in about 30 seconds. It's kind of weird. Slowly getting off the meds, though, so hopefully that will help. Unless it's a weird mental thing. Hope not.

It's good to know I'm not the only one with this exact problem. I'm also on meds and I don't recall every having this trouble before I got on them.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Hey! I know what a vagina is!

Girls have them, right? So what, do girls keep them in their purses or something?

It's good to know I'm not the only one with this exact problem. I'm also on meds and I don't recall every having this trouble before I got on them.

I know two guys that had problems with this because of meds too. In fact one couldn't even get it up

 

[terry78]

I honestly think I'd cry myself to death if I could never get an erection again. Not that I'm getting booty like that, but just in general.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

No, they keep them in men's wallets. Ba-dum-chish.

Bazinga

 

[Figs]

I know two guys that had problems with this because of meds too. In fact one couldn't even get it up

I'm also having that problem at times. I really want to get off this medication but my doctor is a nazi and I swear she must be making some kind of profit on the money I pay for the meds.

 

[Anubis]

What are the meds for and can't you just smoke weed instead?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Weed is awesome. I'm pretty sure it just cures everything.

 

[Anubis]

Certainly kicked my herpes' ass.