Lord of the Advice: Return of the King of Relationships

[Dreadstar]

So...the girl who was fine with a nice forced dryhump still needs to be seduced?

it was not forced, once humped, she got back in the car for more. And YES, she needs more seducing.

BUt the truth is she just might not be into me and thats what scares the crap out of me. So I look to see how she reacts. I have all summer, I am in no rush.

 

[Anita18]

Yes, comic chick knows about my fashion sense. And according to everyone here, I will never be in that situation, so I need no plan.

I continue on with fling girl, why would I not? Why give up something real for something that is not yet there if ever it will be? (according to everyone here)

I can't say what fling girl's feelings are regarding you um, aggressively pursuing other women while you're still dating her, but it would be a very, very rare woman who would be okay with that. Especially if she finds out the other woman is almost half her age. In all likelihood, she'll preemptively dump you first before you do it to her. If not comic girl now, then some other 20-year-old, as far as she knows.

So...if it doesn't work out with comic girl, you go back to your "leftovers," ie, fling girl? Is that it? Do you realize how disrespectful you sound towards her? It doesn't sound like you feel anything "real" about her at all.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Why not ditch fling girl now so you aren't exerting extra effort when it's clear you don't really care for her? I don't get it.

Oooh, you're a manly man since you can hump two women at once. (Albeit one of them with clothes on, although for some reason you're chasing the one you haven't boinked yet.) Is that it?

Does comic girl know about your undergarment preferences? If she doesn't and you tell her (or she finds out if/when you get her in the sack) and she thinks it's gross, then you're stuck with the old hag.

It's not about being manly, it's about maintaining a constant level of drama. Once he's about to boink comic girl, she'll be old news because the thrill of the chase will be gone. He doesn't actually want a girlfriend, just girls to chase, once they show genuine interest they're boring.

 

[Anita18]

It's not about being manly, it's about maintaining a constant level of drama. Once he's about to boink comic girl, she'll be old news because the thrill of the chase will be gone. He doesn't actually want a girlfriend, just girls to chase, once they show genuine interest they're boring.

Don't give him ideas, he'll want to dry hump every female in the area. That's part of the chase, right?

 

[Erzengel]

it was not forced, once humped, she got back in the car for more. And YES, she needs more seducing.

BUt the truth is she just might not be into me and thats what scares the crap out of me. So I look to see how she reacts. I have all summer, I am in no rush.

Word of advice my friend, sometimes time is not on your side. Last summer I had a blast with this girl who was crazy for me.

We hung out down the shore, I even saved her life when she got caught in a rip current.

But the rest of the summer, we hung out at the boardwalk, playing bowling at the arcade and what not.

She was really something, one time we got intimate on the beach and she was good if you know what I mean.

Unfortunately, she was vacationing with her family and had to leave and we said we'd still be friends.

Sometimes I wonder what she's doing now. But wow, those summer nights.

 

[Dreadstar]

It's not about being manly, it's about maintaining a constant level of drama. Once he's about to boink comic girl, she'll be old news because the thrill of the chase will be gone. He doesn't actually want a girlfriend, just girls to chase, once they show genuine interest they're boring.

Ok, you might be correct. I was really into fling girl until I had much sex with her. Now I want comic chick. But once (and if) I get her, I dont know what I will do.

So ok, why am I so screwed up? WHY cant I commit to fling girl, which is a really good thing! WHY?

Maybe comic chick is not into me, I mean, she could easily text me after she finishes work and ask me to come over. She could invite me to come in for a drink when I drop her off. She has not done any of that. I think it is safe to say she knows I want to give her a good dicking.

Why does life have to be so screwed up?

This is WHY I keep fling girl. What I have with her is real. Comic chick, so far, is just my fantasy, nothing more has ever happened.

 

[Anita18]

Ok, you might be correct. I was really into fling girl until I had much sex with her. Now I want comic chick. But once (and if) I get her, I dont know what I will do.

So ok, why am I so screwed up? WHY cant I commit to fling girl, which is a really good thing! WHY?

Maybe comic chick is not into me, I mean, she could easily text me after she finishes work and ask me to come over. She could invite me to come in for a drink when I drop her off. She has not done any of that. I think it is safe to say she knows I want to give her a good dicking.

Why does life have to be so screwed up?

This is WHY I keep fling girl. What I have with her is real. Comic chick, so far, is just my fantasy, nothing more has ever happened.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

Let fling girl go, if you respect her one iota.

 

[Dreadstar]

No way! Fling girl is here to stay!

 

[Schlosser85]

Isn't saying that someone called Fling Girl is here to stay a bit of a oxymoron?

 

[Schlosser85]

By the way, your attitude that "seducing" someone involves unsolicited dry humping of them in the back of a car cannot help but remind me of the cringingly chauvinistic scene in Gone With The Wind where Rhett grabs Scarlet and forcibly hauls her struggling and protesting up the stairs, and then the scene shifts to her looking all content and pleased in the morning, like all a shrewish woman needs is for a man to throw her on the bed and give her a good hard ****ing now and then to straighten her out, whether she wants it or not.

 

[Dreadstar]

Fling girl has not said that we are exclusive. We are not even dating, we are in the more sex phase which leads to dating which leads to a relationship.

Besides, she just texted me and told me she had a gift for me. I have to stick around to see what that is.

I think I might take her to vegas for new years! That would be fun!

 

[Anita18]

No way! Fling girl is here to stay!

I expected nothing less. It's all about you.

Fling girl has not said that we are exclusive. We are not even dating, we are in the more sex phase which leads to dating which leads to a relationship.

Besides, she just texted me and told me she had a gift for me. I have to stick around to see what that is.

I think I might take her to vegas for new years! That would be fun!

So...you just boinked fling girl the first minute you saw her without getting an idea of who she was? That's kind of what dating is supposed to be...

If you're planning on staying together for more than a weekend on a "date", it's my impression that it's getting to be pretty exclusive.

But hey, if you pay for her on these trips, maybe she won't feel bad about the whole thing.

 

[The Guard]

it was not forced, once humped, she got back in the car for more. And YES, she needs more seducing.

BUt the truth is she just might not be into me and thats what scares the crap out of me. So I look to see how she reacts. I have all summer, I am in no rush.

So she's a tease.

 

[Dreadstar]

So she's a tease.

Either one of the two:

An attention ****e/tease or she is into me. Honestly I dont know which. I dont think she is the type to text me and say come on over I am hot or invite me in for a drink after I give her a life. Perhaps I am wrong.

 

[Erzengel]

By the way, your attitude that "seducing" someone involves unsolicited dry humping of them in the back of a car cannot help but remind me of the cringingly chauvinistic scene in Gone With The Wind where Rhett grabs Scarlet and forcibly hauls her struggling and protesting up the stairs, and then the scene shifts to her looking all content and pleased in the morning, like all a shrewish woman needs is for a man to throw her on the bed and give her a good hard ****ing now and then to straighten her out, whether she wants it or not.

Not that I'm agreeing with Dreadstar at all, but there are some people who like to be "taken" like in that scene.

And it was made into an ornament.

 

[ComicChick]

Ok, let me clarify, comic chick and me are getting together for beers on a Friday night. I will have to drive her home.

lol

I had to do a double-take when you said comic chick then, thinking it may have been someone here...

Yeah, we were gonna have to go into big brother mode for a minute there.

i'm way late in reading this thread, but thanks for the backup guys

 

[knowsbleed]

Word of advice my friend, sometimes time is not on your side. Last summer I had a blast with this girl who was crazy for me.

We hung out down the shore, I even saved her life when she got caught in a rip current.

But the rest of the summer, we hung out at the boardwalk, playing bowling at the arcade and what not.

She was really something, one time we got intimate on the beach and she was good if you know what I mean.

Unfortunately, she was vacationing with her family and had to leave and we said we'd still be friends.

Sometimes I wonder what she's doing now. But wow, those summer nights.

This is inspiring and it makes you a sad person at the same time. Does Erzette know about this? Tell me more... tell me more.

 

[knowsbleed]

Lesbihonest... girl on girl doesn't do anything for me. You?

 

[Erzengel]

Movie ones or like real life ones?

 

[knowsbleed]

Both. Let's just say I have an opportunity to be a participant... and I'm not really interested.

 

[Erzengel]

You have to go for the belt.

 

[knowsbleed]

Btw... I think the next thread should be called The Relationship Thread: Game of Bones.

 

[Darthphere]

Well remember if you dry hump both of them, it's only the beginning of the seduction.

 

[Erzengel]

Btw... I think the next thread should be called The Relationship Thread: Game of Bones.

See...on one hand can we name it,

The Hobbits of Relationships?

Because it hasn't come out yet?

 

[SuperSoldier985]

My advice?

If you've tried everything you feel you can to get a girlfriend, and nothing has come of it; stop trying.

Make the most of the things in your life that you do have. Come to some sort of acceptance with your 'alone' status. Start finding ways to enjoy yourself that don't hinge on a romantic partner.

Believe me, being okay with being single is a pretty wonderful place to be.

Any relationship that happens after that, is just sort of a life bonus. But you'll not be pathetic and desperate if it doesn't work out because you'll know you can be okay

But I've already been doing that...and for too long now. I'm getting to that age where I feel like, if it hasn't happened yet, then it never will, and that scares the hell out of me and it's draining me and I feel like it's something that's affecting my relationships with my friends and also my family. I think I've done enough waiting and have been alone long enough.