Lounge of Themyscira

[Reek]

momma needs to be distracted... i understand... well... for a fee......................

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

momma needs to be distracted... i understand... well... for a fee......................

"He's just a gigolo... And everywhere Reek goes... People know the part he's playing..."

 

[Reek]

Escort, please... thank you.

 

[Gee]

With the current Ethereum mining boom, I wonder if I should sell my GPU twice the price I paid for and get an even better GPU...

 

[Fallen Angel]

The Canadians are mining now?

 

[Reek]

who gave them the technology and machinery to do that

 

[Gee]

The Canadians are mining now?

Cryptocurrencies. Get with the times...

who gave them the technology and machinery to do that

Only need a few computers running mid-range graphics cards 24/7.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

who gave them the technology and machinery to do that

T'was the Mole Men. Long ago a deal was struck. The Mole Men would trade their vast underground knowledge in exchange for a yearly tribute of the most beautiful Canadian female virgins. The sneaky Canadians agreed but due to the poor sight of the Mole Men simply rounded up some female moose and gave them that. Until this day the Mole Men have either never found out or are perfectly happy with the situation.

 

[Perfect Cell]

who gave them the technology and machinery to do that

 

[Reek]

I don't like this mole/canadian alliance... something needs to be done. we need extra large mouse traps, a corkscrew, an apple... and some tin foil.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm uncomfortable with that alliance. I want a wall built and the Moles to pay for it.

 

[Iceman]

Someone needs to infiltrate the moles and carry out mass assassinations 20 years later.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I would have happily accepted the Mole Men's help and joined their cause had they helped me move today. Spent all damn day doing it, but on the plus side my new roommate is Cali till next Sunday so I have the place to myself.

 

[Lighthouse]

T'was the Mole Men. Long ago a deal was struck. The Mole Men would trade their vast underground knowledge in exchange for a yearly tribute of the most beautiful Canadian female virgins. The sneaky Canadians agreed but due to the poor sight of the Mole Men simply rounded up some female moose and gave them that. Until this day the Mole Men have either never found out or are perfectly happy with the situation.

.......UNTIL NOW!!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

.......UNTIL NOW!!!

Mole Men penis enhancement technology is far in advance of our own. There is probably some connection to that yearly tribute of moose they get from Canada.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Someone needs to infiltrate the moles and carry out mass assassinations 20 years later.

These things must be handled delicately. The Mole people have ways of retaliating we could never imagine. The Chilean mining disaster? The 1989 World Series earthquake? The latter half of Adam Sandler's career? Grape Nuts Cereal? All the Moles.

 

[Lighthouse]

These things must be handled delicately. The Mole people have ways of retaliating we could never imagine. The Chilean mining disaster? The 1989 World Series earthquake? The latter half of Adam Sandler's career? Grape Nuts Cereal? All the Moles.

Oh ****, they invented the fidget spinner didn't they?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Fidget cube's are vastly superior to the stupid spinners.

 

[Guts]

I had a bit of insomnia last night and I spent some of that time listening to Philip Glass. Went to today without electronics and I had this song stuck in my head the whole time.
[YT]N8GCM-OH-q4[/YT]

 

[Reek]

I once saw a mole man kill 17 people with nothing but a paper clip.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I typed a message using my nose on the keyboard, it was a fun experiment.

 

[Iceman]

These things must be handled delicately. The Mole people have ways of retaliating we could never imagine. The Chilean mining disaster? The 1989 World Series earthquake? The latter half of Adam Sandler's career? Grape Nuts Cereal? All the Moles.

What did they do to Adam Sandler?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What did they do to Adam Sandler?

They revealed to him his true Mole heritage. He made a choice. He chose them over us.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I just finished watching Kong: Skull Island. I demand this Godzilla Cinematic Universe be centred around John C. Reilly. He doesn't even have to play the same character again. Just bring him back. He could play [blackout]King Ghidorah[/blackout].

 

[Reek]

adam sandler did what i would do... make movies with his friends, get paid, and if you dont like it then thats your ****ing problem. Im rich bi******ch