Marvel Wish Corruption

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but their mullets gain sentience and rebel against their cruel masters, leaving the entire population of the Marvel universe bald and disillusioned.

I wish Marvel's Earth were a cube.

 

[bored]

Granted, but it also means the gravitational pull of Earth compresses people to look like reflections in fun house mirrors.


I wish Eric Clapton were a Marvel super-hero.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but he can only play stuff from the '90s onward or he'll explode.

I wish one Celestial would kick another in the crotch.

 

[Fading]

Granted, but he can only play stuff from the '90s onward or he'll explode.

I wish one Celestial would kick another in the crotch.

Granted, but it creates a domino effect and the crotch kicking carries on all the way back to Earth causing the next Marvel event "When grown men cry".

I wish Juggernaut would go back to his classic self soon.

 

[Kotagg]

Granted, except he's also flamboyantly gay and has a crush on Penance.

I wish Gambit would become omnipotent.

 

[Roughneck]

Granted, but he does and it sucks as much as it sounds.


I wish Namor would be the #1 selling book and kick ass.

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but he does and it sucks as much as it sounds.


I wish Namor would be the #1 selling book and kick ass.

granted then we all realize that we are reading Namor and set ourselves on fire.

I wish Marvel was good

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but as a result, sales drop considerably because comic buying public don't like good comics.

I wish I could quit you.

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but now you're addicted to 'long lost' Stan Lee creations from the sixties and its impossible for you to get your fix.

I wish Hercules had an ongoing

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it consists of non stop Greco Roman gay sex orgies.

I wish the Mutant Population was back to the way it was before House of M.

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but now there are 8 different x-men books, all of which are constantly having cross overs with each other so you have to buy them all....and they are ALL written by Bendis

I wish Gladiator would join the Avengers

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but he would then get his ass kicked by Hand ninjas and Hydra agents in every issue.

I wish Geoff John's run on Avengers had lasted five years.

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but he would then get his ass kicked by Hand ninjas and Hydra agents in every issue.

I wish Geoff John's run on Avengers had lasted five years.

granted but he runs out of ideas after 4 and the last year is horrible

I wish Ed McGuinness Would do Daredevil

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but now you have herpes

I wish somebody would write a good Blade Comic.

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but its so good that Marvel turns all its characters into Vampires

I wish 90s hologram covers would come back, at least a little bit

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but now you have herpes

I wish somebody would write a good Blade Comic.

granted but you go blind and can't read it
You hate me don't you

I wish Dr Doom would take over another country

 

[Fading]

Granted, but its so good that Marvel turns all its characters into Vampires

I wish 90s hologram covers would come back, at least a little bit

Granted, however the new hologram covers now cause cancer.

I wish Galactus would stop being so damn hungry all the time.

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but the country is the Dominican Republic and he spends all his time in armor and beach shorts sipping margaritas by the ocean

I wish Hyperion would kick the Hulk's ass

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, however the new hologram covers now cause cancer.

I wish Galactus would stop being so damn hungry all the time.

Granted, but now he's all emo because he misses his hunger

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but the country is the Dominican Republic and he spends all his time in armor and beach shorts sipping margaritas by the ocean

I wish Hyperion would kick the Hulk's ass

granted but he gets a hangnail that really bugs him

I wish Ironman's pants would rust on him

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

granted but he gets a hangnail that really bugs him

I wish Ironman's pants would rust on him

Granted, but seeing him flying in his drawls would erect a new kind of registration law.

I wish Storm and T'Challa would get divorced.

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but Marvel would sell it as a 48 page Divorce special one shot and it would sell well enough that it kicks off a slew of Divorce what ifs featuring every married couple in the MU

I wish The Avengers had never been dissassembled

 

[blud_knight]

Granted, but seeing him flying in his drawls would erect a new kind of registration law.

I wish Storm and T'Challa would get divorced.

granted but then they have to go on Maury to see "Whos my baby's daddy"

I wish The thing could turn his power on and off when he wanted to

 

[DarkHellRider]

Granted, But while in human form he gets hit in the head and forgets how to turn into the thing making him poiontless in any comic.

I wish I could control hellfire

 

[Speedball]

Granted, But while in human form he gets hit in the head and forgets how to turn into the thing making him poiontless in any comic.

I wish I could control hellfire

Granted. You're skin is, however, not invulnerable to the hellfire. So you burn to a crisp.

I wish the New Avengers story "The Collective" was never written.