Marvel Wish Corruption

[Ultra-Herald9]

Granted. You're skin is, however, not invulnerable to the hellfire. So you burn to a crisp.

I wish the New Avengers story "The Collective" was never written.

Granted.

It is replaced with a now in-contnuity 25 part crossover entitled "Punisher kills the Marvel Universe....again".

I wish Daredevil was on a team.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted.

It is replaced with a now in-contnuity 25 part crossover entitled "Puniser kills the Marvel Universe....again".

I wish Daredevil was on a team.

Granted, except it's the Mighty Avengers because Bendis can't assemble teams, and he dies.

I wish Bendis could write superhero comics well.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, except it's the Mighty Avengers because Bendis can't assemble teams, and he dies.

I wish Bendis could write superhero comics well.

Granted... he writes them Medium well to Well done


I wish Squirrel Girl got more attention.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, except it's She Hulk attention (I'm just looking to irritate Varient for kicks)

I wish Emma Frost was dead.

(And how is making Bendis a better writer bad?)

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but like Psylocke and Jean Grey she just can't seem to stay that way.


I wish She-Hulk was friends with Mary-Jane Watson-Parker

(I wasn't saying "Well" as it good that was "Medium Well to well done" as in cooking a steak)

 

[Speedball]

Granted, but like Psylocke and Jean Grey she just can't seem to stay that way.


I wish She-Hulk was friends with Mary-Jane Watson-Parker

(I wasn't saying "Well" as it good that was "Medium Well to well done" as in cooking a steak)

Granted, But they are more than friends, they are lovers. Spider-man finds out and hangs himself with his own web.

I wish Galactus would eat the Skrull homeworld.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, But they are more than friends, they are lovers. Spider-man finds out and hangs himself with his own web.

I wish Galactus would eat the Skrull homeworld.

Granted... but because he's already done that, there is a 17 part "Mega-crossover event" where in the Scarlet Witch farts the planet back into existance and Tony Stark rings up Galactus on his two-way to come eat the damn thing again, but that pisses off Cap, so him and his homies try to stop them... unfortunately Cap's side consists soley of Street-level super heroes like Misty Knight and Punisher so they all die along with Cap and Skrullos


I wish Spider-man had an affair with the Wasp.

 

[deemar325]

Granted... but because he's already done that, there is a 17 part "Mega-crossover event" where in the Scarlet Witch farts the planet back into existance and Tony Stark rings up Galactus on his two-way to come eat the damn thing again, but that pisses off Cap, so him and his homies try to stop them... unfortunately Cap's side consists soley of Street-level super heroes like Misty Knight and Punisher so they all die along with Cap and Skrullos


I wish Spider-man had an affair with the Wasp.

Granted, but since Wasps and Spiders are natural enemies, during sex Janet bites Peter's head off while he's still uh..doing his business.



I wish USAgent would pwn Jack Bauer by stopping a terrorist cell before Jack gets the chance.

 

[Zoken]

Granted... but then Jack blows U.S.Agent's head off.



I wish Dan Slott wrote more Marvel Comics

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but then he kills your favorite character and you're forced to boycott She-Hulk and hate him for all time.

I wish everyone on Earth were a pygmy.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but then he kills your favorite character and you're forced to boycott She-Hulk and hate him for all time.

I wish everyone on Earth were a pygmy.

Granted, but in a ironic twist Puck of Alpha Flight fame is now the shortest superhero. (What? Pygmy's are on average 5'0" to 5'5" in height, it's not quite dwarfism their still portionate. Puck still has disportionate features like a big head and deformed bowed legs it's just sad really and we should all just not stare at the guy to intently, it'll make him even more depressed.)


I wish they made Hulk size condoms that change size when Bruce returns to normal.

 

[Zoken]

Granted... granted, but the guy at the counter laughs when you try to buy them.

I wish God would smite people who believe that Wolverine is the best character marvel ever created.

 

[deemar325]

Granted... granted, but the guy at the counter laughs when you try to buy them.

I wish God would smite people who believe that Wolverine is the best character marvel ever created.

Granted, God is the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't pretty. All the smited will reach the pearly gates to find that only Canadians are allowed to enter.



I wish Spider-Ham was muslim.

 

[Zoken]

Granted...He becomes not just a muslim, but an extremist and leaves to join the Taliban. however because we all know those pricks are good muslims they eat him... with mashed potatoes and gravy... and the next morning with eggs.


I wish Ultimate Hulk was a vegetarian

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but in a surprising twist of fate straight out of Millar's bag of tricks, it turns out that all of the people on Ultimate Earth are actually plant-based lifeforms!

I wish that scenario didn't seem like something Marvel might actually do these days...

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but in a surprising twist of fate straight out of Millar's bag of tricks, it turns out that all of the people on Ultimate Earth are actually plant-based lifeforms!

I wish that scenario didn't seem like something Marvel might actually do these days...

Grante....ah! Who are we kidding it could happen.


"Summer 2008! Bendis,Millar,JMS,Ellis and returning from a 3 year hiatus Chuck Austen!!"


MARVEL PLANTS!

I wish every Marvel Superhero became a rapper and changed their names accordingly.

 

[Zoken]

Granted... Introducing Bling-Bling (Iron-Man) Cap to the Azzy (Cap) and Spiz-Ider-Thug (Spidey) Thor, refusing to adjust accordingly, triggers a SECOND Ragnarok which wipes out all heroes with too much integrity to change... Dr. Strange, Namor, and Doorman. the rest are sellouts.


I wish I could understand DC continuity

 

[deemar325]

Granted... Its something they actually did do, not just seems like they would



I wish I could understand DC continuity

Granted, but unfortunatly it has caused a 'Crisis' on our actual Earth with the following effects:


1. President Al Sharpton.

2. The number one movie in America is 'Fried Green Tomatoes of endearment in a field of Steel Magnolias II'.

3. Bruce Willis has a full head of hair.

4. Chicago Bulls all time leading scorer Osama Bin Laden.

5. Whitney Houston drug counselor.

6. Dr.George W. Bush wins Nobel Peace Prize for discovering a self sustaining energy source that makes fossil fuel obsolete.



I wish D-Man was made Avengers leader.

 

[Zoken]

Granted... he leads the newly reformed Great Lakes Avengers after Mr. Immortal is checked into a clinic for his suicide attempts. and lets be honest, do you think either Cap or Tony would let a gay man lead an avengers team?



I wish the Great Lakes Avengers(X-men/Defenders/Champions) would beat the ACTUAL Avengers.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but it's the New Avengers, who are lame anyway, and the classic Avengers continue their storied history of being way more awesome than anyone else.

I wish I could have a pet polar bear.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but he eats your mom... not all at once, he takes bites every now and then so that she dies slowly and painfully



I wish Bendis would go back to noir comics and leave the good stuff to better writers.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but his legions of fans follow him over to the noir comics and the superhero market dries up and fades away forever.

I wish you knew that some noir comics are "the good stuff."

 

[Zoken]

Granted... but I start over hyping them and forget that there are good comics elsewhere


I wish Writers only wrote what they were good at writing, thus making all the stuff, "the good stuff"

 

[PhotoJones]

Granted... but I start over hyping them and forget that there are good comics elsewhere


I wish Writers only wrote what they were good at writing, thus making all the stuff, "the good stuff"

granted.

except that "all the good stuff" stars nfl superpro, and it's drawn by erik larsen's puppy.

i wish this thread would go away.

 

[Zoken]

Granted... but "Away" is defined as on all your other boards where it's even more popular.


I wish Kaine would resurface and Peter Parker would discuss the Clone Saga