Marvel Wish Corruption

[Anubis]

Done, but they just get replaced by two more books. Wolverine: The Canadian Ronin and Wolverine and Alpha Flight: starring Wolverine (Minus Alpha Flight.)

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

 

[Zaptoitnow]

Granted, but now the only think you can think of is more good wishes.

I wish Tim Sale and Jeph Loeb did some more marvel projects.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but now the only think you can think of is more good wishes.

I wish Tim Sale and Jeph Loeb did some more marvel projects.

Granted, but the project will be BENDIS:Flesh

I wish Taskmaster was used more and effectively.

 

[Zoken]

Granted: He's written by Bendis and drawn by Liefeld (god they corrupt just any wish)



I wish Deemar would read and comment my stuff in the How would you do it thread.

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but the project will be BENDIS:Flesh

I wish Taskmaster was used more and effectively.

Granted, but now Taskmaster becomes the most popular character at Marvel. All other books are cancelled and they change the name from Marvel Comics to Taskmaster Comics.

I wish Ultimate Marvel Comics were as great as they used to be.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but everyone is Black accept ULT Nick Fury.


I wish NFL Super Pro was a MAX series staring O.J. Simpson.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but its about how he would have commited crimes that he didn't commit... no really, he didn't commit them... it's just how he would have commited them if he had commited them... he's totally innocent.



I wish Mr. Immortal was on the REAL Avengers team.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but its about how he would have commited crimes that he didn't commit... no really, he didn't commit them... it's just how he would have commited them if he had commited them... he's totally innocent.

LMAO!



I wish Mr. Immortal was on the REAL Avengers team.

Granted, but it's in the Marvel Zombie Universe and well that's probaly for the best since those guys get kinda hungry and what's better than a team mate who's a neverending buffett?


I wish Dan Slott discovered he's Stan Lee's illegitimate child.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but his mother was Bendis'




I wish Mr. Immortal met Carnage

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but Carnage and Mr. Immortal run off together in the sunset.

I wish GLC got another mini series.

 

[Zoken]

I... I refuse to corrupt that wish!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I know. I just love putting things like that out.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but his mother was Bendis'


NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!




I wish Mr. Immortal met Carnage

Granted, but after mutilating Mr.I in every way possible Carnage realizes how much influcence the late avant garde artist Sydney Pollack had on his 'work' and decides to open up a gallery/performance art studio in Tribeca, his Mutilation Muerte Mosiac Art is so in demand even the likes of Donald Trump, P.Diddy and Madonna pay top dollar for his peices. Mr.Immortal prides himself on the fact Carl Largerfeld has his speen hanging on his fireplace.


I wish Ghost Rider respected motor vehicle laws.

 

[PhotoJones]

Granted, but after mutilating Mr.I in every way possible Carnage realizes how much the late avant garde artist Sydney Pollack had on his 'work' and decides to open up a gallery/performance art studio in Tribeca, his Mutilation Muerte Mosiac Art is so in demand even the likes of Donald Trump, P.Diddy and Madonna pay top dollar for his peices. Mr.Immortal prides himself on the fact Carl Largerfeld has his speen hanging on his fireplace.


I wish Ghost Rider respected motor vehicle laws.

granted.

but because of this, all the demons on earth take over, thus ending the marvel universe.

i wish hawkeye was clint, and cap was steve.

 

[bored]

granted.

but because of this, all the demons on earth take over, thus ending the marvel universe.

i wish hawkeye was clint, and cap was steve.

Granted, but Clint and Steve are male strippers.


I wish one of those DTV Marvel animated movies was good.

 

[Zoken]

granted but the rest of the live action movies suck


I wish we could see a Dr. Strange Live action

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but its a sequal to the original live action Dr. Strange movie from the 70s and includes the same unknown actors as before too. Only this time the budget is cut in half.

I wish movie studios used comic book writers and artists to write and design the comic book movies.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but they'd be delayed like they are now, because they're all too busy writing for the OC

I wish comic books came out on time with good stories and good art about stories and characters I cared about, damn the rest of the world, and the families that suffer for it.

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but because they are getting the comics out in time with quality art and stories the writers and artists get no time off and become over worked, after several months of this they all die of a combination of stress, malnutrition, and lack of sleep. Then Marvel hires new artists and writers and things go back to being late.

I wish more schools teached how to draw and how to write comics.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but then taxes triple, and America's school system declines even further putting them behind Pakistan

I wish America had a much better education system in place

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

granted, but then the children would turn into mindless drones consumed with the desire to further their knowledge leading to a nationwide epidemic of spontaneous combusting.

I wish Deadpool wasn't so hideous so he could get some tang.

 

[Roughneck]

Granted....but he finally get's his wish and the Tang he gets is Bea Arthur....and it comes as a free ten page fully pornagaphic back story in the middle of every single comic made for a full year (Marvel, DC, Image, Dark Horse....)



I wish Galactus was in the Star Wars Universe

 

[bkhedr]

Granted, but now Jar Jar binks is in the MU and he makes even more appearances than Wolverine


I wish Marvel could keep to a schedule

 

[Roughneck]

Granted but to do this they simply make all of their titles Annuals ONLY.


I wish Jar Jar binks was in the Marvel U.

 

[Roaring_Hulk!]

Granted but to do this they simply make all of their titles Annuals ONLY.


I wish Jar Jar binks was in the Marvel U.

Granted, but now Jar Jar becomes the new Punisher.

I wish Sentry Takes on the entire Marvel Universe, and wins.