Marvel Wish Corruption

[Lt. Figgnuts]

Granted, now they only suck instead of sucking ass.

I wish the Avengers featured an entirely Hispanic cast of characters.

Granted, but I can't think of anything that's not overly cliched and/or racist.

I wish the Mormon super-hero team mentioned in Civil War #6 would get their own ongoing title.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but I can't think of anything that's not overly cliched and/or racist.

I wish the Mormon super-hero team mentioned in Civil War #6 would get their own ongoing title.

Granted, but it will be a team consisting of one superhuman male and his five preggers wives.


I wish Hypo Hustler was take by a writer like Brubaker or BKV and made into a viable character like Bendis did for Purpleman.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the story results in Mary Jane being kidnapped and hypnotized into a ****e in his B-List celebrity brothel.

I wish that Gravity wasn't dead.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but the story results in Mary Jane being kidnapped and hypnotized into a ****e in his B-List celebrity brothel.

I wish that Gravity wasn't dead.

Granted, but Paul Jenkins at the order of Joey Q brings Gravity back as 'Dragivity' gravity powered Drag Queen!



I wish Rage wasn't so angry.

 

[Kitsune]

Granted, but Paul Jenkins at the order of Joey Q brings Gravity back as 'Dragivity' gravity powered Drag Queen!



I wish Rage wasn't so angry.

Granted, but he has to change his name to Peeved


I wish that DC and Marvel would start making crossovers again.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but he has to change his name to Peeved


lol!^

I wish that DC and Marvel would start making crossovers again.

Granted, but through the miracle of science Marvel and DC can now genetically splice the DNA of the writers involved, such coupling as 'Bendoff Johns' are now possible!


I wish Sharon Carter would b--tch slap Maria Hill.

 

[Zaptoitnow]

Granted, but then she somehow ***** slaps you too.

I wish Geoff Johns would bring back spidey's rouges like he did the flash's

 

[Maxinsc]

Granted but they suck now

I wish Howard the Duck was a member of the new avengers

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, but now he faces ninjas and realizes that quack-fu isn't even remotely legit.

I wish Joey Q had a goatee.

 

[Maxinsc]

granted but the goatee gets a mind of it's own and kills him

I wish Authority would come back

 

[Zoken]

Granted but it's written by Bendis and drawn by Liefeld... I may be abusing that...



I wish for a writing job at Marvel.

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but I'll be your Editor!! I want you to bring back Nth man in 13 page or less and throw in a Sentry story while your at it.

I wish Gambit and Bulleye was in a story based in Vegas!

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but It's Vegas the character and in some implausible plot twist Gambit (as the Horseman) is shrunken down and is being hunted inside Vegas by Bullseye.

I wish I knew who Nth man was.

 

[ang_hulk]

granted but its the new ronin and thus hawkeye becomes the new swordsmen never picking up a bow again.

I wish we knew the id's of the other people on the avangers fail safe list were.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but it is useless as the list we are interested in is the "Avengers" fail safe list. However we do have a nice laugh at the lame heroes who signed up with the Avangers.



I wish Bendis never allowed to write crossovers again.

 

[Kitsune]

Granted, but it is useless as the list we are interested in is the "Avengers" fail safe list. However we do have a nice laugh at the lame heroes who signed up with the Avangers.



I wish Bendis never allowed to write crossovers again.

Done, but since Bendis is writing everything at Marvel, he just does a lot of guest star stories.


I wish Marvel would bring back Longshot.

 

[Zaptoitnow]

Granted, but the "New" Longshot is a female hispanic mutant that can throw objects with unerring precision, so long as she is at least a mile and a half away. It must be a long shot.

I wish that Marvel could come out with a clever and on time weekly series too.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, only it's a series dealing only with Joey Q trying to find the perfect submarine sandwich in downtown New York.

I wish that She-Hulk and Hulk weren't cousins.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, they're brother and sister, and they have a sexual relationship.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Roughneck]

Grantted But at the stroke of midnight new Years Eve Luthor taked those powers away and you fall to your Death.



I wish Marvel would get rid of Joey Q and make Dan Slott EIC

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but you're forced to hate Slott within a year because no one can please everyone all the time.

I wish more of Terry Pratchett's books were adapted into graphic novels.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but still nobody knows who the f**k he is.


I wish I read more than just comics and Penthouse fourm.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but then you'd have something intelligent to contribute around here and that'd be no fun.

I wish we could get another Marvel cartoon that was actually good.

 

[hippy fascist]

I wish we could get another Marvel cartoon that was actually good.

Granted, but it's punisher and it's voiced by the guys who do the chipmunks


I wish bendis was on a dc exclusive contract

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but then you'd have something intelligent to contribute around here and that'd be no fun.

I wish we could get another Marvel cartoon that was actually good.

Granted, but you'd still be a dik

I wish you didn't suck.