My First NY Mugging

[Colossal Spoons]

What sucks the most is that the muggers used a chokehold. It looks like a harmless way to subdue somebody but if you leave it on for a few seconds to long; we're talking brain damage or death. :

 

[Orko Is King]

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Invest in one of those. If you can't afford one, hope these guys are around next time.

 

[Sloth7d]

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Invest in one of those. If you can't afford one, hope these guys are around next time.

Hey! They were in the crowd that watched me get beat up!
Cowards!!!

 

[Calvin]

Oh I am so sorry to hear this Calvin. I hope you won't need surgery.
Have you changed your locks yet? Did your license have your current address since they have your keys?

One of my roommates wants to change them, the other doesn't think we need to, since I had no current info on me about my address. Just my GA driver's ID. I think the Crime Victim's Compensation might cover that though.

 

[Calvin]

Hey Calvin, next time I hope they rape you.

They might have, I think I was unconscious for about 20-30 minutes.

Calvin, that sucks buddy. though I have never gotten the "I shouldn't have been there" Line, it's those ****ers that shouldn't have been there.

it's their fault not yours. hope you feel better.

Oh I definitely don't blame myself, doesn't mean I can't be more careful about where I am next time though.

What sucks the most is that the muggers used a chokehold. It looks like a harmless way to subdue somebody but if you leave it on for a few seconds to long; we're talking brain damage or death. :

Definitely has left me with a lot of talking and swallowing pain. Coughing hurts the most though. You're right though. Hell, for all I know, maybe they were trying to kill me with it and accidentally let go too early, or had to let go and run for some reason.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

God, I can't even imagine what a trachea/esophagus injury must feel like. Speedy recover man

 

[Darthphere]

This is what happens when Calvin doesnt carry his hair straightener.

 

[tzarinna]

This is really getting me down.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It shouldn't; happens all the time. Just this time, it's somebody we "know".

 

[tzarinna]

I get down even if it's someone I don't know,but yeah this is worse.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Wow, that's ****ed up Cal. But what can I say? I see this kinda **** like everyday. Welcome to New York.

Get yourself an expandable baton. I got one of those and mother****ers leave you alone when they see it.

 

[Darthphere]

Wow, that's ****ed up Cal. But what can I say? I see this kinda **** like everyday. Welcome to New York.

Get yourself an expandable baton. I got one of those and mother****ers leave you alone when they see it.

Im pretty sure that will do nothing against a gun.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

This is what happens when Calvin doesnt carry his hair straightener.

That can double as mace in spray form.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont think people in Chicago get mugged.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Too bad the phone was suspended, otherwise you could call them up, like when Seinfeld got his car stolen.

"Hello? Did you steal my cell phone and credit cards?"

"Yes, I did."

"Do you think I could get those back?"

"Naw, I'm going to keep them."

"That sucks, man."

"Yeah, well, if it's any consolation, that gum we stole was stale."

 

[Hades]

Man, you crazy city folks and yer paranoid ways, I tell you what.
It's so strange to me reading about how you guys have to..be so carefull about where you go or do at night. That idea is so..foreign to. I've lived in this small canadian town my whole life, and I've been going out late at night by myself since I can remember. Nothing bad has ever happened to me. Most of the time it's completely dead. I mean, most people here don't even lock their doors at night.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Just look like your a complete nutter psycho all the time, then people leave you alone, just in case your a serial killer or something!

 

[kypade]

I was almost mugged when I was about eight. With my brother and cousin, we found some orange juice and goldfish in the middle of the woods and brought them back to a field for snack time. Two big giant kids found us and claimed they were theirs. Thought for sure I was gonna die. But they just made fun of us for eating stuff we found in the woods and left.

anyway, sucks to hear that Calvin, glad you're ok enought though.

 

[Immortalfire]

Well, another day, another lesson learned. Don't be white walking through Harlem alone at 4 in the morning.

I thought that was something embedded in the mind from birth. Not something you had to learn.

Glad you're ok.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wow, I'm surprised you were walking around by yourself at night. My college is in a small town and I still would never walk around by myself past dark. It's a lucky thing that you didn't get more injured than you did.....hope you get better soon.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I don't think anybody should be walking around Harlem at 4am; no matter the race.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I don't think anybody should be walking around Harlem at 4am; no matter the race.

....But especially if you're white.

 

[Hades]

....But especially if you're white.

Well hell, that makes me want to go down there with my albino friend and see what happends.

 

[kainedamo]

I'm glad your ok man.

Do you think they would have done it if you were black?

 

[Darthphere]

Does it matter now?