My First NY Mugging

[Holly Goodhead]

Youre too ****ish to get mugged.

I cant wait to score your Survivor banner.

 

[TKing]

I'd rush into buying a gun.

Not because I want to protect myself, but because I can shoot somebody.

I'm glad our streets are filled with people like you. t:

 

[Darthphere]

I cant wait to score your Survivor banner.

I cant wait til we get beyond this fake hatred for each other and be able to finally reveal our love and live happily ever after.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm late

 

[Sofa]

I'm late

Uh oh...tsk.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I cant wait til we get beyond this fake hatred for each other and be able to finally reveal our love and live happily ever after.

I was just gonna say, if you wanna deploy the Oscar Wilde level insults and bicker all day about who's a more worthless person with Holly, great.

But the generic "Holly's a ****e/b****" is so tired. Just like everytime TSOG posted, if he said "Man, Shakey's pizza is my favorite!", 12 people would scramble to their keyboards, "Why?!? 'Cause the repTILians serve BABy chunks and English Royal MENstrual blood as TOPpings?!? LMFAO!!11!"

boring

 

[bunk]

Dude that sucks, you've got a better attitude than I would have. That was smart to not fight back, that s*** will get you killed. Studies have shown that places where people are free to carry guns have less of that type of crime. I don't know if that would work in Harlem though.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I was just gonna say, if you wanna deploy the Oscar Wilde level insults and bicker all day about who's a more worthless person with Holly, great.

But the generic "Holly's a ****e/b****" is so tired. Just like everytime TSOG posted, if he said "Man, Shakey's pizza is my favorite!", 12 people would scramble to their keyboards, "Why?!? 'Cause the repTILians serve BABy chunks and English Royal MENstrual blood as TOPpings?!? LMFAO!!11!"

boring

When girls speak their mind theyre labeled a ****e/*****.
Well I am a *****, lets be frank. But a ****e? No, I'm really not.
They can continue to believe that though, my day revolves around their sage opinions. :meow:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When girls speak their mind theyre labeled a ****e/*****.

Well, there's something more going on, because no one's more opinionated/out-spoken than Daisy, and she's also, I'd say, way more vocal about her sexual proclivities than you are, but I've seen her called a "b****/****e" only, like, 3 times. *shr00g*

Maybe the distinction is that you are a "girl" and Daisy's a "woman". . whatever

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Or maybe I have no shame. Does it really matter in the end?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Well, there's something more going on, because no one's more opinionated/out-spoken than Daisy, and she's also, I'd say, way more vocal about her sexual proclivities than you are, but I've seen her called a "b****/****e" only, like, 3 times. *shr00g*

Maybe the distinction is that you are a "girl" and Daisy's a "woman". . whatever

Daisy can also ban people.

 

[War Lord]

Or maybe I have no shame. Does it really matter in the end?

It depends on which end you speak of.

Do you do the brown eye?

 

[Darthphere]

I'm late

We'll get through this, im supposed to get a promotion at Wal-Mart soon.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Just like everytime TSOG posted, if he said "Man, Shakey's pizza is my favorite!", 12 people would scramble to their keyboards, "Why?!? 'Cause the repTILians serve BABy chunks and English Royal MENstrual blood as TOPpings?!? LMFAO!!11!"

boring

LOL

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It depends on which end you speak of.

Do you do the brown eye?

You're Christ-Like as f***, jontster.

 

[Calvin]

this is why i want to buy a gun

I want to, but I'd have to give up drinking.

 

[Fanticon]

my friends got jumped a couple times walkin' back to their apt from college in Boston...the art institute i think...it was sh**ty nieghborhood too, what a place to have a school...in the ghettoes of Btown...so, yeah, that sucks big time...i've been knocked out before too...damage was done, bills were through the roof...but i'm still alive and don't get into fights when I'm drunk anymore...but on a side note yes, walking alone in harlem after a few drinks at 4 am is borderline ******ed. It could have been worse though...you could have been stabbed or shot...so, heres to life and being alert...and if your place of work doesn't allow you to skip work for a few days then friggin' sue 'em! Also...ambulance rides are expensive as hell...sorry to hear that.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'm late

Words I never want to hear you say.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Calvin needs to go on a rampage

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

You should watch Death Wish and see how Charles Bronson offers a simple solution.

 

[Clouseau]

Well, another day, another lesson learned. Don't be white walking through Harlem alone at 4 in the morning.

for some reason, i would have figured that'd be a no-brainer... i mean, i've never been to Harlem - never been anywhere, really, in the NYC area - but it's always been kinda common sense to me, you know, that white people + predominantly non-white surroundings + time of day and/or location where not so many people are around as witnesses = trouble...

maybe i'm just a super-genius, though, and my powers of practicality are far above those shared by *normal* people........

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, well he was drunk.

 

[Clouseau]

Yeah, well he was drunk.

...as if that makes it any better...

 

[War Lord]

You're Christ-Like as f***, jontster.

Oh, you've noticed!!

It's been a while I'll admit, but I do plan to return to church eventually.

It's a good thing everything is forgiveable.

 

[Calvin]

...as if that makes it any better...

It doesn't make the situation better, but it's the reason I wasn't exactly thinking about the whole Harlem at 4 AM thing. Plus, i'd been reading about how Harlem had been cleaned up and was a lot safer these days. Unfortunately what I failed to notice is that they were talking about west Harlem. East Harlem is still pretty much a s**thole.