I get your aversion against multi-quoting, Wellsy. However, I need to use it a little to address some disagreements. I'll keep it to a minimum, of course. Everything that I don't talk about here you can considert it as an agreement.
The problem with this is that in the current mythology Dick didn't find out who Batman was. Bruce revealed it to the boy.
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That would be a violent transformation of Dick's character, since he wouldn't be conformed with staying in the Batcave, as the comics have demonstrated over and over again.
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I fail to see how jokes are supposed to counter-balance all the tragedies that you are supposed to face when you are fighting crime. I get that some people use jokes as a defense mechanism, and probably Dick would use lots of them, but would that have an actually significant part on Batman's psyche? Wouldn't those jokes be nullified with Batman's
constant worry for Robin's lie in the battlefield?
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Which takes us to the part of other people's reactions to a boy side-kick. How many allies would lose faith on Batman's rationality after that? Gordon included. How many enemies would lose respect and fear over a guy that takes a kid along with him out of sympathy? Because, how many more reasons are there? And I know we're supposed to be beyond the homophobic jokes... but what about the low-life criminals? Criminals are not "politically correct". Wouldn't they start laughing with the whole "Batman must be gay" thing? Sure, they will still fear him, just not so much as before. "Hey, who's afraid of the big gay bat?".
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Batman puts dangerous, deranged, psychotic mass murderers in control all the time. These are villains that literally force their relationship with Batman. And there are the copycats, vigilantes who force themselves over and over into helping Batman take on Gotham's criminal element. But don't they become criminals in the process? And Batman doesn't care if they are doing ti for a right cause, he doesn't care if they force themselves into that... he just handles them until they're in control.
We're talking about dangerous strong umpredictable adults here. Is a young kid supposed to present so much trouble? His methods towards the boy wouldn't be so drastic, sure, bu there are a plethora of things to do. And if they boy keeps on trying to look for his revenge, he's committing a crime. I know it's hard to lock him up, but that's what Batman does all the time. It's not out of character for him. He can spare him several times and try to help him but there are limits Bruce is not willing to cross.
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Agreed. It would just have to be an adapted origin. I'm not so sure Alfred would approve of a 12-year-old going into fights with criminals.
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We have seen multiple times, both in comics and film, that fighting Gotham's criminal world is much more than running and jumping around rooftops or riding a bike. If that was the case, Bruce's seven+ years abroad training were completely unneccessary.
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Not at all. I still have a problem with what you say because it presents new contradictions with the material, which I respect to some degree (your Robin is too conformist) and because it keeps Dick's age at the start of his partnership.
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This is what I wrote to Crook, pointing out an origin that doesn't detract too much from the original, but fixes my
main problem with it...
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http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=16140188#post16140188
Don't worry, this IS exactly the thread's subject: Robin adaptation into the film franchise. Nothing else. Arguing about his values and flaws in the comic narrative is just a way to discuss what to adapt and what not into film. We just disagree on the specific adaptation, but at least we agree on what should be discussed here.
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Take care.
I find footnotes to be much easier to use (and format). Be forewarned, though, for a wall of text doth follow.
[1] - About this, on consideration, I think you're actually right. Dick finds out by accident, or works it out himself (but I think the latter is best saved for Tim Drake). Either way, I wasn't really dwelling to much on that part.
[2] - Well, we could add in your little story (see [9]) before that, as a prelude to Bruce putting Dick on the computer. I know I didn't bring that across in my original post, but essentially, something like that was precisely what I had envisioned as Dick essentially forcing himself on Bruce in terms of joining the crusade.
[3] - OK, maybe the jokes are a bit much. But just having someone who can relate, someone who understands, and who talks to you, would, in my mind help arrest Bruce's psychological self-destruction as the mission proceeded. This, of course, only stands in the current context of The Dark Knight, but I'm sure another set of circumstances can create a similar frame of mind.
Essentially, it's the interaction of the two that helps Bruce's mental health. Without Dick, he loses himself in Batman, and in that way Dick just being there helps.
Not to mention we're still talking about Dick being in the Batcave here. He's not quite Robin yet.
[4] - Gordon knows how insane Batman is. So why does he work with him anyway? Given the lingering resentment about Batman anyway after the rumours spread about him, Robin acting as the general go-between could work. I'm not quite sure how to make it work. Care to collaborate?
As for the gay jokes... well, given how much terror Batman strikes into the hearts of criminals, not to mention that Robin wouldn't be going out actually fighting for a few years yet (scouting, recon, and being the messenger keep him involved, but not actually fighting), in addition to the fact that no one really knows anything beyond the fact the work together (just like any office employees), kind of makes that sort of implication hard to build.
[5] - He puts the criminals away for obvious reasons. The vigilantes in TDK are also criminals, in particular, with firearms related offences. The fact that they get killed as well to me makes them another gang in a big turf war.
[6] - I generally agree with you there. But Alfred wouldn't be pushing "Robin" on Bruce. Just Dick. He'd push for Dick's presence, in order to help Bruce. I don't think he'd intend for Dick to become a vigilante/hero himself.
[7] - I think you misunderstood me. For the moment, Robin would essentially be messenger, scout and support. He wouldn't be on the front lines. That's where my original statement was coming from in terms of his previous training and equipment. I never intended to put Robin on the front lines until he was 15-16. While we're starting (ie 12, 13, 14, preferable 13-14), he would only be in support roles (due to training, and age).
[8] - I think keeping Dick's age is relatively important. Bruce is, in essence, creating a living legacy in terms of ensuring that his failures (ie not allowing someone's parents from being killed in front of them) can be turned into... successes isn't the word I'm looking for, but perhaps just preventing more failures than might otherwise occur. As for the conformist Robin, see [2] and [9].
[9] - I quite like that, and if you combine it with the roles I'd previously set out, then I think we could call that the Robin subplot of a Batman movie (since it's a
Batman movie, not a
Robin movie).
[10] - Actually, I feel that such proposals are more the domain of the Adapting Robin thread. However, both of them overlap somewhat, so it wasn't as off-topic as I was making it out to be.